Spider Tre Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Mike: Billie, why the O.O face?Tre: mm that means i'm doing it right meh i tried :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenGD Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Tre: Aww, man...I wish I had one. It's sooo sexy!Boy: Ummm....stop touching my scarf...it's...it's....how you Americans say, expensive?Tre: Oh god, it's holy. *drool*Boy: You try to clean my scarf with your drool? Piss off! *walks away**in the tour bus*Tre: OH MY GOSH!!! I MUST HAVE THAT PINK SCARF!!! BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!! Jason Freeze: How much does the guy with the scarf cost?Mike and Billie: Happens everytime. Every host has something sexy. Tre: I should have told him the story about the unicycle. Mike: I should have told him how much Tre annoys me. It was my last chance at hope!Llllloooooooolllll That was funny Tre always is weird so why not to buy that pink scarf "King for a day.. Princess by dawn ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 *all stare at Paris Hilton*Tre: *hides boner* lame attempt #2 :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 *all stare at Paris Hilton*Tre: *hides boner* lame attempt #2 :\ Mike: Oh my gosh, you have a nose hair peeking out at me!Billie: What the heck?!? Aaahhh!!! Is it curly?Mike: As long as you don't use a curling iron on it to make it pretty!Tre: He does have a curling iron! Billie: That's Adrienne's!Billie: I can't take a CD cover pic now! *runs away*Tre: There's a hanging booger there too!Mike: Actually it's a sleepy seed and an eyelash! Tre: Bill, come b- *Mike covers his mouth*Mike: Shhhh....This is our album cover! Tre: Yeah, we work hard! Mike and Tre: *pose* Boogers!!!!Billie: *comes in* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Bill: How do they bow here? *does head movement* Thanks guys!Woman: *sticks hand over mouth* He's a terrorist because that's their bow! Grab a lock of his hair!Mob: *topples on Bill* Nope, he's just mentally retarded/stuuuupid!!!orBillie: Uhhh....I'm doing a rap. *head movement**shows peace signs* Peace!orFat guy: *topples chairs and tables to see Bill* I'm coming! :verymad: Stupid foreign objects!Bill: Ooops...dropped my paper! *head movement to see big fat guy's butt walk around* Haha...thank you!orBill: *head movement to see woman's butt* Oh baby! *comes back up*Adrienne: *hits him over the head*Bill: Baaaa!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Tre: Bill, I've been thinking...Bill: Yeah...Tre: *whispers* I WANT YOUR BODY!!!Bill: I feel used, I mean loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Tre: who dat fucker dat took my cookie?first thing that came to mind :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/punx...21695829765.jpgTre: who dat fucker dat took my cookie?first thing that came to mind :\That one is really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 That one is really good. thanks i know it wasnt my best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 thanks i know it wasnt my best I would like to see your best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Billie: i am superman. i am your hero. i am your american dream! i am .... Billie Joe Armstrong!! *does pose*Tre: shake shake shake! shake shake shake! shake your bootay! shake your bootay! *dances* that was my best. yeah i posted that a couple of months ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...psiCenter52.jpgBillie: i am superman. i am your hero. i am your american dream! i am .... Billie Joe Armstrong!! *does pose*Tre: shake shake shake! shake shake shake! shake your bootay! shake your bootay! *dances* It's Super Billie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Bill: Hey kids, want some candy? Kid: *throws beer bottle at Billie's mouth and hits tooth*Bill: *tooth falls out of Bill's mouth* STUPID KID!!!! I'LL----*spits at kid everywhere*Kid: :/ Cameraman: Smile pretty, Tre?Tre: *says in a feminine voice* Pretty? :wink: Aaahhh....My hair and nails look sooo gorgeous. Aaahhh....Bill: *comes in*Tre: AAAAHHHHH!!!! IT'S BWILLIE!!!! *jumps out of chair and runs around drums* *flirts by leaning against drum set* Bill: Where did she come from? Kid in crowd: *sneezes in Mike's face*Mike: That was....wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
music_that_is Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 I love this thread !! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 me too even though i ran out of ideas :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ormal_gd162.jpgTre: Oh my gosh, is that the interviewer? She's pretty!Billie: Yeah, she stays clean. Mike: Hello Sexy! Mee-ooww!!Cat in chair: *stares and hops out of chair*Green Day: Don't go, baby!!!http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/G...cs/00121aa4.jpgMassagists: Wait a second...this isn't Billie! Billie doesn't contain goiters!Bill: Massagists: GET OUT!!! *hits Bill's back like a gorilla*Bill: Ouch!!! I'm calling my agent! Massagist: You don't have an agent you little... :verymad: http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/G...cs/image078.jpgCameraman: Who's that for?Bill: Adrienne...But I can't spell her name *writes on gift tag*Cameraman: Ummm....Bill: *writes: Agroien*Cameraman: *shakes head*Bill: *writes Ahdryen*Cameraman: *shakes head*Bill: I know! *writes 80* *runs to Adrienne*Bill: Here you go...Adie: *kisses Bill* Cameraman: Bill, where's my marker? You used it up!!!Bill: Whoa!! Ooopss....*takes doll away from Adie and gives to cameraman* Cameraman: *takes it and walks away*Adie: Bill: *nervously giggles* Sorry! He helped me spell your name.http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/G...aphics/prom.pngCameraman: Smile!Girls: *fart*Bill: Girls: Sorry, too much spicy foods. Bill: I learned another mystery to life...girls fart. Guy: Of course they do! My sister does all the time.Bill: Mommy doesn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 B: Here's our new clubhouse.M: A potty house...well, gotta go.B: Don't leave!M: I meant "GO"B: *watches Mike* oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMoreKnives Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 first try. here it goes........http://www.freewebs.com/greendaygalore/green%20day24.jpggreen day at the ema's 2night:billie joe: the suspense is killing me! mike: THATS are competition??? your joking right?? tre: that chick is hot!! ..... oh wait thats a dude. billie: that never stopped u before. tre" mike" :down: meh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 first try. here it goes........http://www.freewebs.com/greendaygalore/green%20day24.jpggreen day at the ema's 2night:billie joe: the suspense is killing me! mike: THATS are competition??? your joking right?? tre: that chick is hot!! ..... oh wait thats a dude. billie: that never stopped u before. tre" mike" :down: meh......Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Once again I have return to this threadrumor has it that it has been lacking since I've b left for a bit well for all of my buddies out there I shall post a couple Tre: Yeah s'right this is my sweet ride!Mike: oh yeah Tre... thats totally bitchin dog....Billie: Dude, thats a fucking go-cart!!!Tre: jealous much?...Billie: I give up....Tre: yeah thats right I'm naked and walking around in the street! What are you gonna do about it bitch! You and your kid better keep walkin!!!AAAAAHHHH SPIDER GETITOFFGETITOFF GET IT THE FUCK OFF AHHHHH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMoreKnives Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...itredefd1ga.jpgthis one needs a caption. and i REALLY suck @ these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...itredefd1ga.jpgthis one needs a caption. and i REALLY suck @ these Ok...I'll try...Billie: *breaks open fortune cookie and reads: You are a very angry boy.* What the crap? Aren't fortunes supposed to be nice? Chinese people are getting meaner since I made that baby cry when I told him he was punk rock!Mike: Billie's PMSing again!Billie: I'm not angry... Mike: Read another...Billie: *opens cookie: You are a stupid boy* Hey...I'm not a geek!!! *jumps up and down*Tre: It was supposed to work...I can't write cookies worth a crap! *minutes later* I can do a Dwight impression...Hey Cindy, I put your kitty in the freezer Mike: That's just wrong!ORBillie: Hey Tre, where did all these slips of paper come from? Tre: You know when undies contain tags...I rip them off and collect them.Billie: Why?Tre: To see if my butt got larger recently.Mike: But Tre, you do the same thing to your pants...and you have a hole in your crotch.Tre: Really?Mike: *nodds*Tre: Oh no!!! Billie: Thank God I don't rip my tags off my thongs.Tre: Well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMoreKnives Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Ok...I'll try...Billie: *breaks open fortune cookie and reads: You are a very angry boy.* What the crap? Aren't fortunes supposed to be nice? Chinese people are getting meaner since I made that baby cry when I told him he was punk rock!Mike: Billie's PMSing again!Billie: I'm not angry... Mike: Read another...Billie: *opens cookie: You are a stupid boy* Hey...I'm not a geek!!! *jumps up and down*Tre: It was supposed to work...I can't write cookies worth a crap! *minutes later* I can do a Dwight impression...Hey Cindy, I put your kitty in the freezer Mike: That's just wrong!ORBillie: Hey Tre, where did all these slips of paper come from? Tre: You know when undies contain tags...I rip them off and collect them.Billie: Why?Tre: To see if my butt got larger recently.Mike: But Tre, you do the same thing to your pants...and you have a hole in your crotch.Tre: Really?Mike: *nodds*Tre: Oh no!!! Billie: Thank God I don't rip my tags off my thongs.Tre: Well... NICE!!! rotfl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMoreKnives Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ermany_-_03.jpgbillie joe: im super ninja billie joooooooooooooooooe!!! beware of my ninja wrath!! tre: mike, did u put sum thing in billie's coffee again? mike: :whistling: billie: HIYA!!! *kicks tre in nuts*tre: mike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 NICE!!! rotflThank you! http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ermany_-_03.jpgbillie joe: im super ninja billie joooooooooooooooooe!!! beware of my ninja wrath!! tre: mike, did u put sum thing in billie's coffee again? mike: :whistling: billie: HIYA!!! *kicks tre in nuts*tre: mike: hehe....Awesome! I'll try...Mike: So guys, I've been thinking of Halloween costumes. Umm...what are you guys going to be?Tre: *silent then a loud groan*Billie: Michael Jackson! Hoo-sha!!! Oh yeah!! Disco FEVER!!!Mike: Tre, what are you going to be? I'm going to steal that Starbuck's dude's costume on the side of the road and wear that.Bill: Tre didn't get any sleep. He's drunk too.Tre: *growls and shakes Mike and Billie's necks*Mike and Bill: Ok...you win!!! *runs off*Tre: The zombie disguise works everytime *smirks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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