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Here goes...

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Tre: Billie, ewww, your finger sandwiches don't taste that great.

Okay I'll try to do better)

Please don't boo

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Billie: This is a stick-up buddy, gimme all your lovin, all your hugs and kisses too.

Mike: *sighs* oh omg you two

Oh shit..*Runs* lmao

xoxoTLove

I'm glad you tried out a caption. Good job! :)

Here goes...

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Tre: Billie, ewww, your finger sandwiches don't taste that great.

Okay I'll try to do better)

Please don't boo

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...20206542663.jpg

Billie: This is a stick-up buddy, gimme all your lovin, all your hugs and kisses too.

Mike: *sighs* oh omg you two

Oh shit..*Runs* lmao

xoxoTLove

I'm glad you tried out a caption. Good job! :)

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how do you come up with these things? ive been trying for like 30 mins and there alll crap

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how do you come up with these things? ive been trying for like 30 mins and there alll crap

When I first wrote captions they were crap. It takes practice. Sometimes when I think something is crap, it usually is funny for somebody else.

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Mike: We've been practicing for hours and he's still singing.

Tre: Yeah. I'm exhausted.

*camera points to Billie*

Billie: *makes funny faces and sticks out tongue at audience* Shhh...hehe

Mike: *looks at screen* What the? :angry:

Tre: *gets up and sneaks up Billie* HEY!!!!!!!!

Billie: :blink:

Cameraman: :whistling: :lol:

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*Tre and Mike whispering*

Billie: Well since I'm such a big mouth and don't let people talk in my speeches, I'll let Tre and Mike talk *throws mic over head*

Mike: hehe...I can't believe how much rash I had on my butt...I mean it was unbelievable

Tre: And I had to help you scratch it.

Mike: It was...*hears voice echo* :mellow::blink:

Tre: Yeah and I felt sooo good when you scratched my butt. It was like..

Mike: Shut up, Tre!

Tre: :huh:

Host: :ermm:

Mike and Tre: :whistling:

Billie: :lol: Nothing good to say?

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Tre: *says in a drunk voice* Heeeyy...I...I...I'm Ozzy! Yeah! Uh...uh...*sees rubber chicken and tears off chicken head, chewing on it* Rock on, dudes! All aboard! It's Craaazzzzzzzzyyyyyy TRAIN!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!! *tries to play guitar with teeth but can't. Ends up eating strings*

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When I first wrote captions they were crap. It takes practice. Sometimes when I think something is crap, it usually is funny for somebody else.

I just gave up trying a long time ago. lol.

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Hahahaha :lol:

That is pretty good! :thumbsup:

hahaha

It really made me to laugh :lol:

:lol: nice one

glad you two like it. :D

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Billie: guys, i'm quitting the music business

Mike: why?

Billie: well Mike, the Saints need me *puts on helmet* they need a quarterback

Tre: you can't even throw a football 5 yards :lol:

Billie: i'll play on the offensive line

Mike: okay shrimp. just need to grow 10 inches and gain 200 pounds

Billie: i heard they need a linebacker

Tre: you couldnt even tackle your son after he stole your skittles

Billie: kicker? :huh:

Mike: i've seen you kick a kickball. there's no telling where it would go

Billie: okay maybe this is not so much of a good idea :mellow:

Tre: we agree

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Mike: Hey, Billie.. Take a look at that sexy chick over there!

Billie: Where?

Mike: There dude! Next to that old fucking photographer! Don't you see her?

Billie: Oh! Are you talking about that tall woman with blond long hair and with those big boobs?

Mike: Yeah, man! Isn't she so fucking HOT??! Ahh.. *felt in love*

Billie: Damn man! You really fucking know about sexy women! You rock dude!

Mike: Hey! We only have one shoot in our lifes! Why not to exploit it man?..

Billie: You have a good point here Mike.. Yeah... But.. :unsure:

Mike: I think she's really crazy about me! :eyebrows:

Billie: Yeah, but..

Mike: Oh! And did you noticed that she is stairing us? I think we got her attention!

Billie: Yeah man! But..! :mad:

Mike: But it seems that she likes me more.

Billie: Yeah man!! But! :verymad:

Mike: See.. I'm the most beautiful of the three of us. So, logically she likes me more.

Billie: Mike!!! Would you let me to fucking say something in here???!!!

Mike: Sure dude..! How do you act like this?! Sure! Speak... :blink: Jeez! *whispering* :dry:

Billie: Why is she wearing a shirt with only the photo of Tre?

Mike: :blink:

*the woman comes to the side of Tre's*

Woman: Hello sexy man!

Tre: What's up baby?

Hey guys! *talking to the server* One champagne and two glasses dudes!

*the woman stucks with Tre*

Tre: Come one baby, smile on the camera.. Let people to see us together.. There you go! :cool:*drinking *

Billie: Hey! What about us?! Don't we deserve a glass of champagne?! :huh:

Jeez! What a jerk!... *complaining to Mike*

Mike: Are you an idiot?! Only the fact he didn't lush us champagne bothered you?!!

What about me? :cry:*loping down his head*

I know that it's a bit long but forgive me please..

I had an inspiration and I couldn't control it.. LOL

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When I first wrote captions they were crap. It takes practice. Sometimes when I think something is crap, it usually is funny for somebody else.

7c7cb293-1.jpg

Mike: We've been practicing for hours and he's still singing.

Tre: Yeah. I'm exhausted.

*camera points to Billie*

Billie: *makes funny faces and sticks out tongue at audience* Shhh...hehe

Mike: *looks at screen* What the? :angry:

Tre: *gets up and sneaks up Billie* HEY!!!!!!!!

Billie: :blink:

Cameraman: :whistling: :lol:

Epic on Bj's face :lol:

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Tre: omg this meth tastes like an indian!

haha couldnt think of anything else to go with it

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Billie: mmm these cookies are so good

Tre: THIS PLACE HAS COOKIES!?!?

Billie: yeah they're somewhere up there *points*

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Tre: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES GOTTA GET THOSE COOKIES!!!!!

Billie: ..i meant they're in the room and not on top of the globe :mellow:

meh i tried :\

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Billie: mmm these cookies are so good

Tre: THIS PLACE HAS COOKIES!?!?

Billie: yeah they're somewhere up there *points*

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Tre: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES GOTTA GET THOSE COOKIES!!!!!

Billie: ..i meant they're in the room and not on top of the globe :mellow:

meh i tried :\

hahahaha :lol:

COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES GOTTA GET THOSE COOKIES!!!!! :lol:

hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

That was really funny!! :lol:

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Billie: mmm these cookies are so good

Tre: THIS PLACE HAS COOKIES!?!?

Billie: yeah they're somewhere up there *points*

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Tre: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES GOTTA GET THOSE COOKIES!!!!!

Billie: ..i meant they're in the room and not on top of the globe :mellow:

meh i tried :\

*lmao* Cookies and Green Day, my favourite combination. :lol:

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....HAHAHHAHA

God, my day has been made. thank you. :lol:

Thanks!

Great captions, everybody! :thumbsup::lol:

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Billie: *lifts leg and stays in the same position*

Woman in crowd: Who knew Billie wasn't potty trained, but doggy trained? He has a small pant hole in his crotch.

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Tre: *sucking down his soda and grabbing interviewer's mic* That was the scariest movie I've seen all summer.

Billie: *lays hand gently on Tre's shoulder*

Tre: *jumps in the air* Holy **** ***** *************** *********** ********* ************

Interviewer: :o ****

Tre: ********************************* *************************** **** **** **** *****************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spills drink on interviewer* :o

Interviewer: **** **** **** **********************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tre: :blink::pinch: Night. *walks away*

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^^ :lol: alot of censors

:lol::lol: that's Tre

hahahaha :lol:

COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES GOTTA GET THOSE COOKIES!!!!! :lol:

hahahahahahahahaha :lol:

That was really funny!! :lol:

*lmao* Cookies and Green Day, my favourite combination. :lol:

thanks! :) i didnt think it was that great

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Mike: time for a killin'

Billie: time for a scrubin'

Tre: time for a hammerin'. who's first? :eyebrows:

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Billie: OK what the fuck is Tre doing?...

Mike: he told that girl over there that he would climb to the top of the world for her

Billie: awww what a sweet gesture... does he know that she's a transvestite?...

Mike: haha nope...

Billie: oh dude this is gonna be good....

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Billie: i swear mine is this big

random guy: you're kidding

Mike: do we look like we're kidding?

Tre: trust me. we've seen it

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^^ :lol: alot of censors

thanks! :) i didnt think it was that great

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Mike: time for a killin'

Billie: time for a scrubin'

Tre: time for a hammerin'. who's first? :eyebrows:

Thats actually a great pic!

Billie: You don't want to know what comes next...

Mike: You really don't...

Tre: I do! Oh wait...

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