Countrygirl Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 *driving by McDonalds*Joey: Hey daddy, who's the man with the red hair?Ronald McDonald: Hey kids, it's your neighborly Ronald McDonald, making kids smile everywhere...*looks Billie in the face* even grown-ups too.Billie: Get out of my face!Ronald: But sir, we all need to smile. Here have some ketchup!Billie: *grabs Ronald's fist of ketchup and makes him hit Billie* Ouch, dude! Don't punch me! *holds nosewith hands*Ronald: Now you make Ronald sad! *runs off*Joey: You rock, dad!Billie: Never do that, Joey, unless he's a complete wacko. Besides ketchup makes good blood. *licks it off face*Joey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ormal_gd124.jpgMike: damn i caught a big one!Billie: keep reeling Mike before it takes you for a wet ride!Mike: holy shit i caugh a drummerTre: mmmm...night crawlers...Billie: what are you doing the lake?Tre: this is the way i catch foodMike: fish?Tre: no silly. night crawlers! Billie: put your shirt back on Tre: who says i'm wearing pants? Billie: you are one wierd drummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Tre: Let's play pin the tail on the donkey and Mike is first. *pulls coat over Mike's eyes*Mike: I smell coffee. So where's the donkey?Tre: You'll find it. Mike: Ok. *slowly walks around with a tail in hand searching the area for a donkey*Billie: Why did you pick Mike to go first?Tre: Because he's hawt and has the best butt for the job!Mike: I can't find it, Tre! Dang it!Tre: *sneaks up to Mike and sticks a tail with a pin in it in his butt* Mike: OWWW!!!!!!! Billie: *climbs on Mike and rides* YEE-HAWW!!!!Mike: Stop, get this coat off my eyes! Help! Tre: Here's your coffee bean feedbag, old chum.Mike: *neighs like a horse and munches down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Tre: Let's play pin the tail on the donkey and Mike is first. *pulls coat over Mike's eyes*Mike: I smell coffee. So where's the donkey?Tre: You'll find it. Mike: Ok. *slowly walks around with a tail in hand searching the area for a donkey*Billie: Why did you pick Mike to go first?Tre: Because he's hawt and has the best butt for the job!Mike: I can't find it, Tre! Dang it!Tre: *sneaks up to Mike and sticks a tail with a pin in it in his butt* Mike: OWWW!!!!!!! Billie: *climbs on Mike and rides* YEE-HAWW!!!!Mike: Stop, get this coat off my eyes! Help! Tre: Here's your coffee bean feedbag, old chum.Mike: *neighs like a horse and munches down**lmao* I agree with Tré about Mike's butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/8230/01aamkmikeev2.jpgTre: Let's play pin the tail on the donkey and Mike is first. *pulls coat over Mike's eyes*Mike: I smell coffee. So where's the donkey?Tre: You'll find it. Mike: Ok. *slowly walks around with a tail in hand searching the area for a donkey*Billie: Why did you pick Mike to go first?Tre: Because he's hawt and has the best butt for the job!Mike: I can't find it, Tre! Dang it!Tre: *sneaks up to Mike and sticks a tail with a pin in it in his butt* Mike: OWWW!!!!!!! Billie: *climbs on Mike and rides* YEE-HAWW!!!!Mike: Stop, get this coat off my eyes! Help! Tre: Here's your coffee bean feedbag, old chum.Mike: *neighs like a horse and munches down*you always find a way to top my captions by far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 *lmao* I agree with Tré about Mike's butt. I agree too. Thanks! you always find a way to top my captions by far Thanks but your captions are great too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindlessZombie Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Tre: Let's play pin the tail on the donkey and Mike is first. *pulls coat over Mike's eyes*Mike: I smell coffee. So where's the donkey?Tre: You'll find it. Mike: Ok. *slowly walks around with a tail in hand searching the area for a donkey*Billie: Why did you pick Mike to go first?Tre: Because he's hawt and has the best butt for the job!Mike: I can't find it, Tre! Dang it!Tre: *sneaks up to Mike and sticks a tail with a pin in it in his butt* Mike: OWWW!!!!!!! Billie: *climbs on Mike and rides* YEE-HAWW!!!!Mike: Stop, get this coat off my eyes! Help! Tre: Here's your coffee bean feedbag, old chum.Mike: *neighs like a horse and munches down*Lolz XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Lolz XDThanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Billie: Holy crap! A huge hurricane in the middle of the concert! That's why they gave us an extra million to play here. Let's give them back the money and go!Mike: I spent the money on a year supply of Starbucks coffee.Tre: I spent some of the money on clown wigs and sexy pink outfits.Billie: I spent it on g-thongs Mike and Tre: He stills keeps up his sexiness with gold plated thongs with diamonds encrusted in.Tre: *looks at new g-thong* Oh...it's shiny! Guy in charge of concert: So boys, where's the money?Billie: Jimmy, sick him! Tre: Whoa! I didn't know Jimmy could fly! He's a fat tub of lard.Jimmy: *pants come off* AAARRRGHHH!!!! Mike: *creeps in a corner with a bass and hides*Tre: We need to help him!Jimmy: *crashes through a Green Day blimp and dies*Billie: I knew I should've bought windpants for him! Guy in charge: Money, please?Jimmy: *flies into the guy in charge and kills him*Mike: Is it over?Green Day: YAY!!! YOU RULE, JIMMY!!!Jimmy: *smiles*Billie: You need to fix your teeth, buddy. A hard crash on the metal flag pole?Jimmy: Ladies: *take off their tops* AAAHHHH!!!! IT'S BILLIE!!!Man: *takes off shirt* AAAAHHHH!!! YEAH!!!!Billie: Mr. Manboobs, get a bra! Man: Billie: See how Billie wears his bra. Man: Oh. You used to be my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs!! Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Countrygirl you're amazing!thanks for writing here your hilarious creations, you make my day all the times ah and by the way I love the first one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Countrygirl you're amazing!thanks for writing here your hilarious creations, you make my day all the times ah and by the way I love the first oneThank you so much! You made me feel better because I'm been nervous about my driving test all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I totally agree with Babs!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I totally agree with Babs!! Thanks!This is what it looks like when Billie sings in slow motion. Dooooo..................yooooooooouuuuuu........haaaaavvvveee....thhhhheeee.....tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmeee.....awwwwwwww.....*drooling everywhere very slowly and heavy breathing*Billie in fast motion...Bill's jaws are being ripped open, eyes in back of his sockets, breathing really fast, and his arm is about to fall from playing. The guitar sound is so strong his jaws are flapping.orBillie tried to eat his guitar today but just ended up deforming his jaw into a wide circle.orBillie watched Dark Knight movie last night and decided to be the Joker, so he cut out his eyes and jaw with a knife.or maybe Billie became the world's greatest hoover vacuum...sucking everything in sight. A real sucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Billie: Oh boy, my first girlfriend. How shall I impress my first mate? How do the animals do it? *runs into woods and gets naked*Billie: *runs out of woods screaming and hollering like a monkey/wild man*Girl: What are you doing? Billie: I'm Tarzan and you're my girl Jane. Bill's mom: Billie!!!! Put your clothes back on!Billie: Whoops! *puts coat over himself and runs into woods* I guess some species don't respect the mating process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenGD Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Are those stories real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs!! Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 no they're not, we're just trying to pull something out of the pics we see and like, according to the situation, the faces and everything. we just make up funny stories that might relate to the pic.but it would be fun if they were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenGD Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Yeah That is so Cool I'll trie it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Are those stories real? yes, I secretly spy and watch every move Billie makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Arnold Schwartzeneggar: Ok, ladies, we're going to get tough. See my beautiful butt muscles. Your butt muscles look like this when you sit down:and your brain looks like this: Duh...but I'm not smart, so we have muscles for brains! RAWR!!!Mike and Billie: We always run around and exercise on stage standing so he must be talking about Tre! Arnold: Squeeze your butt muscles, little sissy and let go. Do it again and again. GO!!! Tre: *struggles and grits teeth to squeeze butt muscles* Arnold: Take care of what your momma gave ya! Ya fat pancake butt. Actually I'm hungry...NOW WORK, TRE!!! *eats pancakes and eggs in front of Tre* YUM!!!Tre: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Adie: Take your pills, Bill!Bill: No!!! Adie: Now!!!Bill: NO!!!Adie: NOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bill: *swallows pills and rolls eyes* See, mommy, all gone! Why can't mommy tell me what to do because I'm an adult and Adie can?Adie: I LOVE YOU, MAN!!! GIVE ME A HUG!!!Bill: *collides into man's arms* You rock, dude! *half hour goes by*Adie: Nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Countrygirl is very gifted on this. *lmao* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenGD Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Old man: Hello guys! Let's take a photo, all together! Come here... Billie: Umm.. Tre? I think we shouldn't stand here next to this old fucking man... He is making us too fucking short...! Tre: Billie, don't pay attention to this... Just do that nothing happens. Be calm.. Billie: Yes, but for Mike is not so easy! :/ He is fucking taller than us and he has no problem with this! Tre: Yeah... I know... Well, don't give a shit about this! Be yourself! Mike: Come on guys!!! Let's ROOOCK! Yeah! THIS IS MY FIRST POST HERESO I HOPE YOU FOUND IT GREAT AND YOU ENJOYED ITI DID MY BEST :thanks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 http://www.greenday.com/photos/gd_lateshow.jpgOld man: Hello guys! Let's take a photo, all together! Come here... Billie: Umm.. Tre? I think we shouldn't stand here next to this old fucking man... He is making us too fucking short...! Tre: Billie, don't pay attention to this... Just do that nothing happens. Be calm.. Billie: Yes, but for Mike is not so easy! :/ He is fucking taller than us and he has no problem with this! Tre: Yeah... I know... Well, don't give a shit about this! Be yourself! Mike: Come on guys!!! Let's ROOOCK! Yeah! THIS IS MY FIRST POST HERESO I HOPE YOU FOUND IT GREAT AND YOU ENJOYED ITI DID MY BEST :thanks: haha that was a good one the old guy is John Kerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenGD Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 haha that was a good one the old guy is John KerryThank you Whatever... LOL :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Countrygirl is very gifted on this. *lmao*Thanks. A big encouragement for my career someday. http://www.greenday.com/photos/gd_lateshow.jpgOld man: Hello guys! Let's take a photo, all together! Come here... Billie: Umm.. Tre? I think we shouldn't stand here next to this old fucking man... He is making us too fucking short...! Tre: Billie, don't pay attention to this... Just do that nothing happens. Be calm.. Billie: Yes, but for Mike is not so easy! :/ He is fucking taller than us and he has no problem with this! Tre: Yeah... I know... Well, don't give a shit about this! Be yourself! Mike: Come on guys!!! Let's ROOOCK! Yeah! THIS IS MY FIRST POST HERESO I HOPE YOU FOUND IT GREAT AND YOU ENJOYED ITI DID MY BEST :thanks: haha...what made me laugh was that you called Kerry some random old guy. I hate Kerry so that made me laugh.You gave me a good idea so I'm going to steal thisKerry: Come on, boys, let's take a picture! Billie: Oh boy, I'm taking a picture with the future president! Mike: You rock, Presidential dude!!! GO JOHN KERRY!!!Kerry: Why, thank you! I enjoy your band very much.Tre: Thank you!Kerry: It's great that you play Classical music and not punk rock. It's so relaxing! I love Classical music...it makes the mind smarter.Green Day: Uhhh...ummm... Kerry: *talking to Billie* You know...Beethoven, you do a good job on the piano. Though you are blind, you really strike the ball out of the park.Billie: My name's BillieKerry: Beethoven, we have become great friends. I can't wait to listen to your new cd "Hymns and Flowers" Bye, boys!Green Day: *leaves* I feel offended. Tre: *comes out the beginning of the show and dances and drinks beer*Baby: *cries*Tre: What's wrong little fella?Mom: Where's the bunny suit, retard?Tre: Excuse me?!?!? That suit is hot and....(three weeks later)Tre: Awww..thanks, guys! Um...sorry about the broken leg. A woman tripped me off the stage because I didn't wear my bunny suit. But the good news is...SHE WEARS THE BUNNY SUIT NOW!!! I can drink beer and be drunk. *burps*Mom: *wearing bunny suit* This is miserable. I'd never be your wife.Tre: Drink a beer and snort some donut sprinkles...it works just fine.Mom: Now I'm a bad influence to my baby. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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