Countrygirl Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg225/m...200841608PM.jpgCrowd: I love you, Bill! Touch my hand!Bill: I have to pee and I forgot to wash my hands from the last time.Crowd: *sniffs hand* It's like when he touched my hand during Hitchin' a Ride! Bill: *runs to bathroom*Mike: *whispers to crowd* What does it smell like? Is it really that good? Coffee beans? Chocolate? Raisins? Let me smell! C'mon!hahhahhathats so great Thanks. You just brightened my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 *at home*Britney: Now, Mike, your farts have been stinkin' up our house. Can't you go somewhere else?Mike: Ummm.....*straining* sure, honey!*at concert*Mike: This is a perfect place to let them out. Tre: Hey Mike, want a....?Mike: Shut up, Tre, I'm trying to focus.Tre: Well, the bass should be a piece of cake by now. When I play drums I never focus. Is that bad?Mike: *straining all his muscles to fart* I know it's there...c'mon! C'mon! Why do I feel so comfortable at Britney's house? Ugh...it's no use!*hours after concert*Billie: Hey Mike!Mike: Hey! *farts a lot*Billie: Mike, can you do your business somewhere else?Mike: WHERE, BILL, WHERE?Billie: like a bathroomMike: Why didn't I think of that? *few hours later*Billie: This is the perfect place to fart. *farts it all out* Aaahh...it feels soooo good to let out. Uhhh...Aaahh..Oooo....Peace at last!Tre: *sniffs* Can you do that somewhere else?Billie: Uhhh....Oh NOOOO....this is nice! Mike: Loser He has no excuse he's not a woman. Tre: Well he wears de dress!Mike: I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 *playing Holiday*Tre: This song is never ending and I have to go.Billie: *stops playing* We'll wait till you've gone to the bathroom.Tre: Awww...thanks, buddy!Billie: *continues playing* *sings* Hear the sound of the falling rainTre: *on toilet pooping* Huh? What did he just say? Billie: Coming down like and Armageddon flame, The shame, The ones who died without a name,Tre: He can hear my poops and others can too. People are dying from the smell. OH NO!!! Billie: Hear the dogs howling out of key, To a hymn called "Faith and Misery", And bleed the company lost the war today Tre: Poops shhhh....shhhh...don't blow it!*sprays disinfectant and good-smelling stuff* Oh..FORGET IT!!! I'm done! *runs back to the stage*Billie: Hey Tre, you're back!Tre: Bastard!Billie: What are you talking about?Tre: Ok...listen here...my poops don't smell and make people die and dogs cry! They are perfectly fine!Billie: Random? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod99 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 *playing Holiday*http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/la..._lg.6591042.jpgTre: This song is never ending and I have to go.Billie: *stops playing* We'll wait till you've gone to the bathroom.Tre: Awww...thanks, buddy!Billie: *continues playing* *sings* Hear the sound of the falling rainTre: *on toilet pooping* Huh? What did he just say? Billie: Coming down like and Armageddon flame, The shame, The ones who died without a name,Tre: He can hear my poops and others can too. People are dying from the smell. OH NO!!! Billie: Hear the dogs howling out of key, To a hymn called "Faith and Misery", And bleed the company lost the war today Tre: Poops shhhh....shhhh...don't blow it!*sprays disinfectant and good-smelling stuff* Oh..FORGET IT!!! I'm done! *runs back to the stage*Billie: Hey Tre, you're back!Tre: Bastard!Billie: What are you talking about?Tre: Ok...listen here...my poops don't smell and make people die and dogs cry! They are perfectly fine!Billie: Random?HAHA! That totally looks/sounds like it too. Thank you, you have made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeJennsitized Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 *playing Holiday*http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/la..._lg.6591042.jpgTre: This song is never ending and I have to go.Billie: *stops playing* We'll wait till you've gone to the bathroom.Tre: Awww...thanks, buddy!Billie: *continues playing* *sings* Hear the sound of the falling rainTre: *on toilet pooping* Huh? What did he just say? Billie: Coming down like and Armageddon flame, The shame, The ones who died without a name,Tre: He can hear my poops and others can too. People are dying from the smell. OH NO!!! Billie: Hear the dogs howling out of key, To a hymn called "Faith and Misery", And bleed the company lost the war today Tre: Poops shhhh....shhhh...don't blow it!*sprays disinfectant and good-smelling stuff* Oh..FORGET IT!!! I'm done! *runs back to the stage*Billie: Hey Tre, you're back!Tre: Bastard!Billie: What are you talking about?Tre: Ok...listen here...my poops don't smell and make people die and dogs cry! They are perfectly fine!Billie: Random? that's the funniest one I've read in a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 HAHA! That totally looks/sounds like it too. Thank you, you have made my day.Thanks. You made my day too. that's the funniest one I've read in a while!Thanks. I'm glad you like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Billie: Omg, Tre snatched that trophy from Paris Hilton!!!!! *points and covers mouth* Tre: WHAT?!?!!? OMG!!! *looks at Paris's dress and steps on it**throws trophy as Paris falls*Paris: Ouch! Tre: SEE!!! SHE DROPPED IT!!!Mike: No, she didn't Tre: Hey lady, did you drop your trophy? *picks up trophy*Paris: I must have *giggle* Thanks! Want to go out to dinner?Tre: Yeah, baby! Paris's dog: *growls*puppet dog with cigar: Shut up!Paris's dog: Mike: That was sly!Tre: What do you expect? She's a stupid blonde who went to prison! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Tre: Yay! We get to bury some people! Camera woman: Actually Tre we're planting flowers.Tre: *smile fades slowly* :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod99 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 http://file010a.bebo.com/large/2006/06/13/...b694786927l.jpgBillie: Hey, I've got something for you *drops something off the shovel*Tre: *giggles* I know what was on the end of that shovel.Mike: I've got the extinguisher incase your foot catches on fire.Meh, it sounded better in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teenage Kicks! Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 http://file010a.bebo.com/large/2006/06/13/13/59943527a1083662689b694786927l.jpg[/imgTre: Yay! We get to bury some people! Camera woman: Actually Tre we're planting flowers.Tre: *smile fades slowly* :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 http://file010a.bebo.com/large/2006/06/13/...b694786927l.jpgTre: Yay! We get to bury some people! Camera woman: Actually Tre we're planting flowers.Tre: *smile fades slowly* :/omg look at Tre's face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 thanks. omg look at Tre's face I know, it's priceless. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I know, it's priceless.Indeed. It's one of my favourite photos on Tré. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Mike: Hey there, Billie boy. Tre: He's my big Billie boy.Billie: Tre, hands off my ass... And out my pants completely... *Tre rests his head on Billie's shoulder*Billie: Oh God... This is wrong on SO many levels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farah Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 http://file010a.bebo.com/large/2006/06/13/...9b694786927l.jpTre: Yay! We get to bury some people! Camera woman: Actually Tre we're planting flowers.Tre: *smile fades slowly* :/Lmao HAahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Lmao HAahaha!Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inell Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 do this one hahahahttp://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j282/stu.../untitled-3.jpgB: where we are?T: I am drunk, I dont knowM: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 http://www.geocities.com/trecoolisdope/tc28.htmlDad in bananna suit: Son, I'm going to make you proud. *climbs up on stage and grabs water* HAHAHAHAHARRR!!!! *hops around in suit widely and sprays water*Son: Mike: *looks closely* Is that a costume of a woman's fingernail or a...um...that's so odd!Billie: Whatever's inside that thing is wearing hot pink blush! Wooo-hooo baby! Tre: *sprays gas on drums and lights fire* Burn, baby, burn!Dad in suit: *steps back and lights himself on fire* AAAAHHHH!!!! WATER!!! WATER!!!Mike and Billie: Tre: Dude? *sprays gas on guy in suit*Dad in suit: *jumps into the audience and burns everyone's hair and clothes* AAAHHH!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!Billie: Where did he go?Mike: *looks down at the bananna man and shakes his head* He's crowdkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...0-200/gd177.jpgMike: OMG NOOOO!!!! AHHHH!!!!!Billie: hehe this is fun Tre: thats what you get for stealing my cookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 ^Great!http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...0-200/gd177.jpgBillie: Mike is wearing grandpa panties! I can't resist! *pulls straps*Mike: WHOA!!! *coughs and screams like an old man*Tre: Be a man, Mike! Be a man! Billie: Does he wear a thong too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Yeah for Countrygirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Yeah for Countrygirl.Thanks. I love your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsWarth27 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Countrygirl you did some good captions, you have split my side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Countrygirl you did some good captions, you have split my side. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Chinese man: Ooo...TRE!!! Hai, my....name.....is.....Sunny! Good to meet you!Tre: *thinking: there's a bright light blocking my view* *squints eyes*Chinese man: Why are you squinting? Are you making fun of my Chinese nationality? Tre: *thinking: Stupid glare*Chinese man: YOU....OOO...BAAAA...STARD!!!! *screams bloody murder and attacks Tre*Man behind Tre: *says in a snotty, rich attitude* I see nothing.Chinese man: *gives Tre a black eye, making it shut* AAAAHHHH-WAAHHH-WOOOO!!! You stupid fat American boy with black eyeliner! *bows and walks off*Tre: The glare's gone, now I can see much better! Thank you dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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