Countrygirl Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Bill: Hey look mommy, I can do what you did for me when I was a kid. *squeezes tit*Bill: SPPPPPPPPPP....SPPPPPPPPPPPPPP *makes tongue noises* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusties Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Ok I tried once again!http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/lil.../trillie9kf.jpgTre: So Billie, let´s go to our hotel room and let us be a little bit dirty! **pinches Billie in his butt**Billie: Ohhh, I can´t wait..let´s pull these people away and than I will be your slave!Mike* thinks*: My god, I need a coffee..why am I with these guys in a band? ohmygawd!it actually does look like they're saying that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs!! Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Billie: woooow a plaaane...somebody loves me *daydreaming face* Mike: somebody loves your ass baby.. Tre: hey hands off Mike! that's my property! can't you read the label on his buttock? well it says "keep out: under surveillance zone"Mike: damn! I wish I hadn't punched my first grade teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJ Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Jesus tittyfucking Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Billie: C'mon, Tre, take a picture of us!Tre: The rich folk like you now after you peed on their bushes? Billie: It was the dog remember?Tre: *nods and takes pic* *notices Billie has red eyes and shivers*Billie: Why are you so quiet? Why are you shivering? Too many drugs? You need to start drinking!Guy: *hands Tre sprite*Tre: BLOOD!!!! KILLERS!!!!!Guy: What is he talking about?Billie: Hehe...no idea! *takes out red eyes*Guy: Night, Bill!Billie: Hug me, man! You know you're part of the punk rock clan right? *grabs guy's wallet*Guy: Of course, I rock out big time! I love you!Billie: ME TOO!!! :down: Sucker! My childhood days return! *Bill's eyes turn red*Tre: *looks over at Billie while drinking and chokes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Billie: C'mon, Tre, take a picture of us!Tre: The rich folk like you now after you peed on their bushes? Billie: It was the dog remember?Tre: *nods and takes pic* *notices Billie has red eyes and shivers*Billie: Why are you so quiet? Why are you shivering? Too many drugs? You need to start drinking!Guy: *hands Tre sprite*Tre: BLOOD!!!! KILLERS!!!!!Guy: What is he talking about?Billie: Hehe...no idea! *takes out red eyes*Guy: Night, Bill!Billie: Hug me, man! You know you're part of the punk rock clan right? *grabs guy's wallet*Guy: Of course, I rock out big time! I love you!Billie: ME TOO!!! :down: Sucker! My childhood days return! *Bill's eyes turn red*Tre: *looks over at Billie while drinking and chokes* The guy sceres me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 The guy sceres me he scares me too. He reminds of a manicon in the horror movie "House of Wax" or on a cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Joey: Weeee....this is sooo cool! Look at Steve's head go! *plays with doll*Bill: Holy hell!!! Who said you could play with gay druggies?Joey: Umm....dad, you kiss men on stage and do drugs with Tre and Mike. I don't think you are much different from this doll.Bill: You are right, Joey. *kisses Steve doll* I'm sorry, Steve! *throws doll in shredder* Here's your own Billie doll from Adeline Records.Joey: Well, at least this doll is naked, has a butt and things, can sing, and has his own cellulite. Steve doll never had a "naked" feature.Bill: That's my boy! *wipes away tear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teenage Kicks! Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 http://i37.tinypic.com/vo4mts.jpgBillie: woooow a plaaane...somebody loves me *daydreaming face* Mike: somebody loves your ass baby.. Tre: hey hands off Mike! that's my property! can't you read the label on his buttock? well it says "keep out: under surveillance zone"Mike: damn! I wish I hadn't punched my first grade teacherHAHHAAHA! Dude. That had me in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Joey: Weeee....this is sooo cool! Look at Steve's head go! *plays with doll*Bill: Holy hell!!! Who said you could play with gay druggies?Joey: Umm....dad, you kiss men on stage and do drugs with Tre and Mike. I don't think you are much different from this doll.Bill: You are right, Joey. *kisses Steve doll* I'm sorry, Steve! *throws doll in shredder* Here's your own Billie doll from Adeline Records.Joey: Well, at least this doll is naked, has a butt and things, can sing, and has his own cellulite. Steve doll never had a "naked" feature.Bill: That's my boy! *wipes away tear*Who liked the doll the most, BJ or Joey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Who liked the doll the most, BJ or Joey? I think BJ had a small crush on the doll.Miley Cyrus: OH HELLO!!!!! LET'S PARTY AND SING A SONG!!!!Boys: Miley?!?! Billie: *shoves hat over boys eyes* Ooops...where did time go? *shoves boys out the door*Joey: Daddy, I can't see anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 I think BJ had a small crush on the doll.http://loserxxxsecond.tripod.com/pics4/thu..._nickaward4.jpgMiley Cyrus: OH HELLO!!!!! LET'S PARTY AND SING A SONG!!!!Boys: Miley?!?! Billie: *shoves hat over boys eyes* Ooops...where did time go? *shoves boys out the door*Joey: Daddy, I can't see anything.the photo wont show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Oh crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Billie is trying his hardest to be the first man to fly by using his arms. he's obviously having no luck. its more embarrasing that he's doing it in front of thousands of people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 One day, the artist told Tre to find something that would make his face look artistic. Tre had the perfect ideas! Tre shoved handfuls of nuts in his mouth and tried to act like a chipmunk, grew a couple goiters, and drank Mike's coffee till he gagged. The artist shook his head and said, "Tre, I meant a permanent artistic fixation." Well Tre wasn't planning on getting surgery or turning into a mutant, so he said, "Draw me the way I am." Tre stood under a tree and gave a smile. The artist started drawing when suddenly Tre stumbled and knocked a busy bee hive off the tree. The bee hive fell on Tre's head and the bees stung him all over. Tre took off the beehive and noticed his face looked deformed. The artist smiled and said, "Perfect." The picture was kept as a keepsake on Tre's wall and was labeled, "The most artistic tragedy that ever stumbled upon man and a beehive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/3183294.jpgOne day, the artist told Tre to find something that would make his face look artistic. Tre had the perfect ideas! Tre shoved handfuls of nuts in his mouth and tried to act like a chipmunk, grew a couple goiters, and drank Mike's coffee till he gagged. The artist shook his head and said, "Tre, I meant a permanent artistic fixation." Well Tre wasn't planning on getting surgery or turning into a mutant, so he said, "Draw me the way I am." Tre stood under a tree and gave a smile. The artist started drawing when suddenly Tre stumbled and knocked a busy bee hive off the tree. The bee hive fell on Tre's head and the bees stung him all over. Tre took off the beehive and noticed his face looked deformed. The artist smiled and said, "Perfect." The picture was kept as a keepsake on Tre's wall and was labeled, "The most artistic tragedy that ever stumbled upon man and a beehive."omg that one was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 omg that one was great Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Billie: sweet i found a quarterTre: i'd like some fries with those buns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 http://media.photobucket.com/image/billie%.../bjyay.jpg?o=26Billie: Hey! I'm being retarded! *waves, jumps around in circles, and licks the fat guy's face next to him*Fat Guy next to him: Ummm.... Skinny guy with black tee: You're not gay, boss.Billie says to fat guy: Hi baby! You look sexy tonight in that coat! HEY WORLD!!! HEY TREES!!! HEY GOD!!! WEEEE!!!!Fat Guy next to him: I'm confused. After Tre hit me over the head with a cinder block, I'm not sure if I'm straight anymore. What did Tre do to me? Rape me? *checks pants* Ummm...Where's my boxers?Tre: I have them on and I don't wear underwear USUALLY! That must mean you're extra special! Fat Guy next to him: *looks at Tre for a minute* Ok.... Tre: Omg, Mike, this is better than coffee! I've never worn a dress and tights like this before! Woo-hoo! *does karate moves, lifts dresses, and flings open his legs* Mike: Uhh...Tre, dresses aren't supposed to be worn that way! Girls usually keep their legs closed.Tre: WAAAAHHH!!!! *tights rip* Omg...no boxers!Mike: Oh...oh....no!!!! Wait...why do I suddenly want to try that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy_runs Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/spr...95339479011.jpgBillie: sweet i found a quarterTre: i'd like some fries with those buns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...COOLsocool4.jpgTre: Omg, Mike, this is better than coffee! I've never worn a dress and tights like this before! Woo-hoo! *does karate moves, lifts dresses, and flings open his legs* Mike: Uhh...Tre, dresses aren't supposed to be worn that way! Girls usually keep their legs closed.Tre: WAAAAHHH!!!! *tights rip* Omg...no boxers!Mike: Oh...oh....no!!!! Wait...why do I suddenly want to try that?*rofl* You did int again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 *rofl* You did int again. Thanks again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs!! Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 HAHHAAHA! Dude. That had me in stitches.[/quotethanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumstick Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Crowd: I love you, Bill! Touch my hand!Bill: I have to pee and I forgot to wash my hands from the last time.Crowd: *sniffs hand* It's like when he touched my hand during Hitchin' a Ride! Bill: *runs to bathroom*Mike: *whispers to crowd* What does it smell like? Is it really that good? Coffee beans? Chocolate? Raisins? Let me smell! C'mon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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