Micky Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 yeah Babs, amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzapoppa Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Billie Joe: YOU WANNA HAVE A BURPING CONTEST?! LET'S HAVE A F%&*ING BURPING CONTEST?! I'll go first. Wait for it... Wait for it... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!Tre Cool (behind him): Wanna see me do that with my butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 ^Great...let me try that pic.*Just got out of bed and leaving the house*Adie: Now Bill, did you brush your teeth?Bill: NahAdie: Why not?Bill: I kissed you this morning and it didn't smell any better.Adie: *at the concert*Bill: *sings then walks up to the ladies* HIIIIIIII LAAAADIEEESSS!!!! ladies: Bill: Hi Jimmy, give me a hug!Jimmy: *looks up* My man!!!! *hugs and sniffs* Why do you smell like the Stinky Cheese man?*after the show*Tre: THAT WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER!Billie: yeah, I know.Adie: Good job, honey.Mike: Give him a kiss.Adie: No thank-you!Mike: you secretly love me? Oh baby, that's----Adie: Enough, Mike!Mike: How about you and me, Starbucks?Bill: Starbucks sounds good. Adie: First, clean your teeth!Bill: It could be worseTre: Oh, I don't feel so good *lets out a wet fart and diaherras his pants* Oh....that show worked my stomach up....ohhh...but I have to go to Starbucks.Adie: Tre, stay home. Maybe you can take Bill with you. You two work wonders together. *leaves*Tre: Oh, Bill....that burrito at Mike's restaurant...ugh...did he put laxitives in it?Bill: Oh Tre, I don't know Tre: Mommy....Bill: *hears and smells stuff going into Tre's pants* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Countrygirl, you made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs!! Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 *lmao* Good job Babs!! thanx yeah Babs, amazing thanx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Countrygirl, you made my day. Thanks. I'm glad I could make your day a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzapoppa Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Billie: Yeah. You know you want this award. Just keep staring at it, you know you'll never rock as hard as us.Tre: OH MY GOD!!! JESSICA SIMPSON'S TOPLESS!!!Mike: Niiiice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 700 pound woman: Oh Bwilly, look at me!Bill: *looks*700 pound woman: *takes off bra and sprays perfume everywhere*Bill: My eyes! She raped my eyes and sprayed pepper spray. Police!700 pound woman: It's not pepper spray, it's LOVE spray! Bill: Aaahhh! Stalker...pervert *cough, gag, cough*Police: *throw woman out*Bill: *picks up bra* How did those things fit in this? *tries it on* Oh yeah! *throws to Mike*Mike: Oh baby! Give me the money! Tre: Guys, she has herpies. Mike and Billie: AAAHHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teenage Kicks! Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Billie: I GOT GASSSSSSSSS!Mike: NOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuriedInAHole Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 You got me laughing there. I could actually imagine him tripping Yeah..This is what I exactly thought to..IMAO.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Bright light: Pssst....MikeMike: What? I'm busy here!Bright light: I'm an angel from God, Mike!Mike: That's what all the ladies tell me. I don't believe in angels.Bright light: *shows him a cup of coffee* It's Starbucks..... Mike: I now believe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *lmao* I love you Countrygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 ahahahah great CountryGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *lmao* I love you Countrygirl Thanks! ahahahah great CountryGirl Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Bill: I hate George Bush and his stupidness in punk rock music. I'm going to go over there *grabs metal tube* and swing it over his head and knock him dead. *swings bat and knocks out Tre*Tre: *groans* Bill: *raises bat again*Tre: *runs out of room*Mike: or you could always show him your underwear.Bill: Isn't that too sexy? What if Bush likes it and we find out he's gay?Mike: Ok...go with the bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/lur...%20Day/tube.jpgBill: I hate George Bush and his stupidness in punk rock music. I'm going to go over there *grabs metal tube* and swing it over his head and knock him dead. *swings bat and knocks out Tre*Tre: *groans* Bill: *raises bat again*Tre: *runs out of room*Mike: or you could always show him your underwear.Bill: Isn't that too sexy? What if Bush likes it and we find out he's gay?Mike: Ok...go with the bat. baahahahahahahahahahah Billie, show me your underwear! Show me your underwear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod99 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ok, I just read through all 90-something pages (within about a 2 day period); and I gotta say... I'm fucking pissed! First off, I wredked about 3 pairs of pants. Secondly, I had to destroy my bedsheets... and thridly... I went through about 5 boxes of tissues. I would love to contribute to this thread (and will possibly do it later), however, I still have to surf and find the picture for it (which I am a little reluctant to do being as how the only funny thing I can come up with would probably make me sound like a teenie... which I despise). That is all for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/lur...%20Day/tube.jpgBill: I hate George Bush and his stupidness in punk rock music. I'm going to go over there *grabs metal tube* and swing it over his head and knock him dead. *swings bat and knocks out Tre*Tre: *groans* Bill: *raises bat again*Tre: *runs out of room*Mike: or you could always show him your underwear.Bill: Isn't that too sexy? What if Bush likes it and we find out he's gay?Mike: Ok...go with the bat. ahahaha, that's awesome Ok, I just read through all 90-something pages (within about a 2 day period); and I gotta say... I'm fucking pissed! First off, I wredked about 3 pairs of pants. Secondly, I had to destroy my bedsheets... and thridly... I went through about 5 boxes of tissues. I would love to contribute to this thread (and will possibly do it later), however, I still have to surf and find the picture for it (which I am a little reluctant to do being as how the only funny thing I can come up with would probably make me sound like a teenie... which I despise). That is all for now.ooooh, 98 pages in 2 days compliments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Bill: Let's play a game!Woman: WOO-HOO!!! Is it sexy? Bill: Yes. Simon Says touch your nose.Woman: *odd, confused look on face when trying to find her nose*Bill: *touches his nose and smirks* Woman: I can't find it, Bwilly.Bill: Ok...Simon Says pick your noseWoman: *immediately picks her nose* I DID IT! Tre: She knows how to pick her nose but she can't find it on her face. Find the nearest hole, I guess.Britney: hehe...*picks her nose too*Mike: *jaw drops* >.< Britney! No!!!baahahahahahahahahahah Billie, show me your underwear! Show me your underwear!haha...thanks ahahaha, that's awesome thanks Tre: TODAY...we're going to be talking about Bullet in the Bible and HOW INCONSIDERATE THEY MADE OUR DVD!!! Billie: I think it was....Tre: Oh shut up, Bill! They showed your butt on that DVD! When it came to my privates, they bleeped it out with a black strip.Billie: So...Tre: I WANT GIRLS TO SEE MY PRIVATES.....YOU ALWAYS GET THE GLORY!!!! WHY?!?! *runs out of room crying*Mike: Umm....I'm speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 THE BITCH IS BACK!!hi all you guys who missed me ^ just even more proof the Tre has the ability to summon up the fires from hell to vanquish his enemys and every once in a while toast some marshmellows to the perfect gooey-ness for smores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod99 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Billie: And she so totally...Tre: Wait...? Nuh uh!Mike: Excuse Billie, hes had a few to many.Yeah, its lame... but what are you gonna do?can someone dohttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c31/Punker0510/7-1.jpgorhttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c31/Punk...billiejoe-1.jpgOk, I got one for the last pic. Bear with me here, this is my first time posting anything in ages, so I'm sorry if I screw it up somehow.http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c31/Punk...billiejoe-1.jpg It was this day when Green Day lost half it's fanbase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod99 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 i got a few..http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i17/mino...345/cap2pl2.jpg"Uhh uhh UGHHH!!" Ok, I got one too. I'm sorry everyone... I apologize... this is my one gross one.Caption: *in dorky singing thought* you put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about.(I'm sure you all get the reference to the Hokey Pokey there). Ok, going to my corner to go and hide now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 hey you don't need to apologize be as fucking gross as you want its your caption and also it's ok if you totally fuck up a caption sometimes it may turn out to be a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 http://i36.tinypic.com/2cdtszt.jpgBill: Let's play a game!Woman: WOO-HOO!!! Is it sexy? Bill: Yes. Simon Says touch your nose.Woman: *odd, confused look on face when trying to find her nose*Bill: *touches his nose and smirks* Woman: I can't find it, Bwilly.Bill: Ok...Simon Says pick your noseWoman: *immediately picks her nose* I DID IT! Tre: She knows how to pick her nose but she can't find it on her face. Find the nearest hole, I guess.Britney: hehe...*picks her nose too*Mike: *jaw drops* >.< Britney! No!!!http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1705/he...nusrock2tn5.jpgTre: TODAY...we're going to be talking about Bullet in the Bible and HOW INCONSIDERATE THEY MADE OUR DVD!!! Billie: I think it was....Tre: Oh shut up, Bill! They showed your butt on that DVD! When it came to my privates, they bleeped it out with a black strip.Billie: So...Tre: I WANT GIRLS TO SEE MY PRIVATES.....YOU ALWAYS GET THE GLORY!!!! WHY?!?! *runs out of room crying*Mike: Umm....I'm speechless.*rofl* You did again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 *rofl* You did again Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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