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^haha nice :lol:

and what no thanks for me.. *pouts* meanie head

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Billie's reaction when he found out that the warm beer he was drinking was actually Tre's pee cup

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Mine are a few lines but they have a point :cry:

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lol, well the 'captions' with about ten lines of nothingness that aren't in any way relevent to the picture were getting a tad annoying XD

Agree.

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Agree.

I second the motion...

I have another for this one

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Billie's showing the crowd his acting skills while reenacting a scene from the scifi thriller Alien

that was poop :dry:

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Mike: *thinks* HAHA! YOU CANT SEE ME BITCHEZ! I AM INVISIBLE! :shifty:

Tre: Mike, what are you doin behind Billie?

Mike: ummm.... playing hide & seek? and you caught me! congradulations! now it's your turn. GO HIDE!

Tre: ok :woot: *thinks* I LOVE THIS GAME!!! haha, they will never be able to find me. i'm the bestest hider in the world!!!

Billie: well, we got rid of him :happy: but what were you doin behind me?

Mike: ummm... nothing? :rolleyes:

Billie: ok. whatever :cool: *secretly thinking* note to self, keep an eye on Mike :ph34r:

*three days later*

Mike: dammit Billie! we lost Tre!!! :o

Billie: o fuck. this is all your fault! you know how much he loves Hide & Seek!!! :mad:

Mike: I'm sorry :(

Tre: *pops in from nowhere* haha! I won again! you couldnt find me for 3 whole days! beat that, bitchez!!! :woot:

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Billie hissed and growled at the audience and started scratching his fingernails against his guitar. Tre asked Mike, "Hey Mike, did you confuse the cat's rabie shots with Billie's vitamin shots again?" Mike looked at Tre with guilty eyes and whimpered, "No. Oh come on, I don't understand those big, hard words on the bottle. Give me a break! It's not like I'm some....uh....rocket scientist" *laughs stupidly* :unsure: Tre screeched, "Way to go, Mike! Because of your stupidity, Billie is finally the ultimate party animal!" :woot: Mike looks at Billie then at Tre asking, "So how are we going to catch him?"

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One night Mike Bill and Tre decided to get drunk Tre was trying to wipe invisble cats of the window while Billie grabbed a camera and started pestering Mike

that one sucks...

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Tre finished the "I'm better than you" war against Billie when he summoned up the fires from hell...

wow.. I aint doin to good today...

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Tre is a proud father when he sees his pet hermitcrab named hermie take his first baby steps from the tour bus. Unfortunately hermie had a major back injury when Billie stepped on him on the way out.

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As Tre makes his heroic climb to the top, he spots some bird crap and examines it, eating it and rubbing it on his butt saying, "Wow, I wonder if this bird ate a burrito." as the crowd patiently awaits his climb to the top of the world. But Tre craps his pants and never makes it to the top.

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^ great ass shot on the second picture :eyebrows:

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whatever you DO NOT call Mike a dickless piece of shit... or your fucked....

or...

dammit I really have to take a shit

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^ great ass shot on the second picture :eyebrows:

yeah :lol:;):eyebrows:

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Tre: Ruff! Rawr...sexy!

*camera crew runs toward Tre*

Advertisement: Get your own Tre at our price of $19.95! He's lovable, huggable, and comes without fleas! A nice house pet for any home!

Tre: I think I have poison ivy! Ouch!

Billie: I didn't know they sell humans as pets on TV.

Mike: You know how women are... :rolleyes:

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^ I WANT ONE AND I WANT ONE NOW!!!!

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Tre: Stupid, fancy-smanshie restaurant! It needs some color! How do they think kids will actually come here? And excuse me...I never need to be told to be seated. I just randomly sit anywhere and anytime I want.

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Woman: It's a bird...it's a plane...

Tre: It's bird poop. I just got a haircut too. Good thing papa doesn't have his beebee gun on hand. :dry:

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After retiring from clown school, Tre worked at a seafood restaurant for the elderly where he'd walk ladies across the street and chew their food. Tre's jingle: I'm a little matey at a seafood restaurant, I chew grandma's food whenever she wants, grandpa gets mad at me staring at old lady butts, but that's just because I'm somebody nobody wants!

^ I WANT ONE AND I WANT ONE NOW!!!!

me too :lol: maybe a Billie and Mike one too. :shifty:

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Tre: Stupid, fancy-smanshie restaurant! It needs some color! How do they think kids will actually come here? And excuse me...I never need to be told to be seated. I just randomly sit anywhere and anytime I want.

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Woman: It's a bird...it's a plane...

Tre: It's bird poop. I just got a haircut too. Good thing papa doesn't have his beebee gun on hand. :dry:

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After retiring from clown school, Tre worked at a seafood restaurant for the elderly where he'd walk ladies across the street and chew their food. Tre's jingle: I'm a little matey at a seafood restaurant, I chew grandma's food whenever she wants, grandpa gets mad at me staring at old lady butts, but that's just because I'm somebody nobody wants!

me too :lol: maybe a Billie and Mike one too. :shifty:

omg if only that was possible :cool:

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While Tré was away, Mike was in charge of the funny face making and silly acting.

It's not that great but I think that everytime I see this picture so yeah...

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Tre and Billie were generous enough to give their awards to the elderly when Mike was too selfish to give his away.

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Phone 1: Sir this is not Dominos Pizza

BJ: What? Uh I can't brain today....I have the dumb

Phone 2:(BJ's Mom) And another thing Billie, what's w/ ur hair? A nice boy like u should have a nice haircut, not that mop....

BJ: But Mom my hair looks good.

Mike: When will this madness ever end?

Tre: Never! For this is....The Twilight Zone....*does Twilight Zone theme*

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you know he's playing "Here Comes The Sun"

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Mike: Who let them in here?!

Billie: I did!

Tre: I has pizza....smexy pizza. *thinks about pizza* Ohz yeah....that's the stuff....

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Billie: Look! A distraction!

Mike: haha that fat kid just fell over!

Billie: *thinking* ah crap! I can't look or someone will notice I took the microphone.

Tre: *gasp* Ooh, you took the microphone....I'm telling your mom!

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Billie: I want my pet rock!

Tre: I want ur pet rock too!

Mike: Dear God....someone please get me away from these idiots....

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Billie: Hey, you look good today!

Tre: Yeah, you too!

Billie: So.....

Tre: This is awkward!

Mike: :o Ewww....

Billie and Tre: Turn your head, Mike! This is too grown-up for you! *kiss*

Mike: :dry: *turns head* Why is David Letterman looking at us like that?

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As Tre hugs Billie, he notices Billie's hand on his cheek instead of his back and feels like something's up.

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Billie: I did something naughty!

Tre: What?

Billie: I secretly kissed Mickey Mouse!

Tre: But...I'm scared of that mouse! I thought it was you and me.

Billie: But he's a stupid, rich, fat guy who wears a costume.

Tre: I wear a clown costume, Bill!

Billie: NOT ALL THE TIME!!! It's that whole..."I wonder what's under that costume" feel.

Tre: :dry: You are sick!

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billie: FIESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! :lol:

*guy grunts while licking the champagne on billie's fingers*

billie: :mellow:

sorry first attempt :down:

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