Kat013 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 u should have Tre saying:there's a huge bug over there....I'm going to smash it w/ my drumsticks. Come here ya little roach bastard!and thanks, my friend does that same face a lot ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 http://i1.tinypic.com/1zq5v1l.jpgyeah bitch, I'm playin' Barbie Girl!http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c53/Dead...GREEN_DAY_6.jpgTre: that chicken wing looks so good right nowMike: *thinking about Billie naked* oh hellz yeahBillie: I get the feeling Mike's thinking about me naked *chuckles nervously* ah shit....http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/Mich...7/greenday6.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/Ima...ay/472edde2.jpgMike: ah I'm so stoned!Billie: I could really use a coffee.Tre: look at me trying to look all, pensive & shit....what does pensive mean? *ponders*I can't see the pics, but they are funny. u should have Tre saying:there's a huge bug over there....I'm going to smash it w/ my drumsticks. Come here ya little roach bastard!and thanks, my friend does that same face a lot ^-^You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat013 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 yeah I'm not sure what's up w/ that....your's was funny too ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 yeah I'm not sure what's up w/ that....your's was funny too ^-^Thanks! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat013 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I like this thread; I'm really good at this stuff. In fact, I bought this colouring book one time, just so I could do that stuff! It was funny as hell too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Billie doesn't know if this bouncer is butting him off the stage with his head or the bouncer is wiping his sweaty head on his jacket to gain luck. Strange pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin105 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 ^ Billie: Oh Oh Oh Oh god yes! YES! AhSorry it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 ^ Billie: Oh Oh Oh Oh god yes! YES! AhSorry it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that picyeah, he's smexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Tre: Look guys, I woke up and realized I was sexier than Mike. Look at my abs, ladies!Mike: *tears off fake abs* Flabby abs, Tre! Nice! Every women just loves the beer belly! Wooo...Billie: I'm feeling like a dog in heat....Tre: OHHH....HO!!! *thinking: I can't believe he said that!*Billie: I AM NOT!!! TRE, WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?Tre: That's what I should be asking you. Billie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Billie: wee crowd surfing!..ok ok stop touch my ass! ow HEY OW!! stop pulling on my hair!! NO YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY DNA AND MAKING CLONES OF ME! OW!..Ow!! OUCH!! WHAT THE FUCK STOP TOUCH MY ASS! NO DON'T PUT YOUR HAND THERE!! I'LL TELL ADIE AND SHE'LL BEAT YOU UP!!!*crowd surfing over*Mike: umm dude you ok?...Billie: I'VE JUST BEEN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED LIKE 150 FUCKING TIMES DO I LOOK FUCKING OK!Mike: ...no...Billie: WELL THERE YOU FUCKIN GO!Girl by Bills knee: dude I'm this close and I still see no sign that you even have a penis..Billie: .. get the fuck out....Crowd : chug! chug! chug!...Billie: *gulp* *gulp* gulp* oh shit *throws up on crowd*Tre: now thats what I call a Hurricane!!Everyone else: ...Tre': oh.. umm... sorry.... too soon I guess....man I'm on a fucking roll here .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingrid Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 ^ great. absolutely great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Billie: *spins drumset and shoots a hole in it with a pistol*Tre: *Plays drums and notices a hole in the middle* What the crap? Now I have to fix it before the song starts! *bends down to get emergency supplies*Billie: Mmmm....beer...I may be kicked out of the bar, but I can steal Tre's beer. Tre: Who said that? Billie: *hides*Tre: *bends back down*Billie: *sneaks up to beer* Slow and Steady, Bill! *hand shakes really bad* *snatches beer* GOT IT!!! *chugs the beer down* Uh-oh, I drank it too fast! *runs to Tre's drumset and vomits in the hole*Tre: What the? BILL!!!!!!! Billie: Well, that was handy!Tre: *throws drums into crowd*Crowd: YAY!!! *vomit falls out onto the crowd's heads* Obsessed Teenie: Hold still, everyone! I'm going to collect the vomit sample and put it on e-bay!Mike: *sniffs air* What is that foul smell? Does anybody bathe around here?Billie: *grabs another beer*Tre and crowd: STOP!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Billie: let me feel your titties, biker boy!Tre: oh Billie, you can feel anything you want Mike: this is a bit wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ttlerock009.jpgBillie: wee crowd surfing!..ok ok stop touch my ass! ow HEY OW!! stop pulling on my hair!! NO YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY DNA AND MAKING CLONES OF ME! OW!..Ow!! OUCH!! WHAT THE FUCK STOP TOUCH MY ASS! NO DON'T PUT YOUR HAND THERE!! I'LL TELL ADIE AND SHE'LL BEAT YOU UP!!!*crowd surfing over*http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ttlerock010.jpgMike: umm dude you ok?...Billie: I'VE JUST BEEN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED LIKE 150 FUCKING TIMES DO I LOOK FUCKING OK!Mike: ...no...Billie: WELL THERE YOU FUCKIN GO!http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...wOrleans004.jpgGirl by Bills knee: dude I'm this close and I still see no sign that you even have a penis..Billie: .. get the fuck out....http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...wOrleans007.jpgCrowd : chug! chug! chug!...Billie: *gulp* *gulp* gulp* oh shit *throws up on crowd*Tre: now thats what I call a Hurricane!!Everyone else: ...Tre': oh.. umm... sorry.... too soon I guess....man I'm on a fucking roll here .... genius exspecially the first two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 haha thanks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Billie: damn I hate being short.. HEY BOUNCER GUY MOVE YOUR FUCKIN FAT HEAD!! NOBODY CAN SEE MY SEXYNESS!!!Mike: such a large ego for such a little man..Billie: hmm?.. whatcha say Mike?...Mike: I said your the prettiest man on stage...Billie: yes I am Mike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat013 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 haha, nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 thank you thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ttlerock009.jpgBillie: wee crowd surfing!..ok ok stop touch my ass! ow HEY OW!! stop pulling on my hair!! NO YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY DNA AND MAKING CLONES OF ME! OW!..Ow!! OUCH!! WHAT THE FUCK STOP TOUCH MY ASS! NO DON'T PUT YOUR HAND THERE!! I'LL TELL ADIE AND SHE'LL BEAT YOU UP!!!*crowd surfing over*http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...ttlerock010.jpgMike: umm dude you ok?...Billie: I'VE JUST BEEN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED LIKE 150 FUCKING TIMES DO I LOOK FUCKING OK!Mike: ...no...Billie: WELL THERE YOU FUCKIN GO!http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...wOrleans004.jpgGirl by Bills knee: dude I'm this close and I still see no sign that you even have a penis..Billie: .. get the fuck out....http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...wOrleans007.jpgCrowd : chug! chug! chug!...Billie: *gulp* *gulp* gulp* oh shit *throws up on crowd*Tre: now thats what I call a Hurricane!!Everyone else: ...Tre': oh.. umm... sorry.... too soon I guess....man I'm on a fucking roll here ....*rofl* 'UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!, you did it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teenage Kicks! Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 This is the best thread EVERRRRRRRRRR My side hurts from laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Mike: Heeeyyyy....boys and girls *gags* Sorry, I've smoking pot *gags*Billie: Let's go for a ride and scare our fans!*drives off*Girls: Oh my gosh! It's Green Day!Mike: *screams bloody murder*Billie: *pretends he's dead and squirts blood(ketchup) from his body*Girls: *run away**drives off*Boys: Hi guys!Mike: You are hawt! Can I marry you?Boys: *run*Mike: Oh, so they're Jehovah witnesses! I get the outfit!*drives off*Old lady: Hi sonnies!Mike: I love you!Billie: You are hawt!Old lady: Oh baby, you turn me on!Billie and Mike: *close the trunk and scream "Drive!!!"Tre: Ya know guys, I'd love to live here and do this all day! It's sooo roomy!Billie: I think I just peed!Tre: I think I vomited in here once or hid some weird donut sprinkles....Mike:*breathes in and out deeply* *faints*Billie: Our coffin!Tre: Speaking of coffins....*grabs old lady and locks her in the trunk*Mike: Aaaahhh....who wants a beer?Billie and Tre: Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 *hands grabs Bill's neck*Billie: Help, Mike, they're aliens and want to sell my body parts on e-bay! Let me go!!!Billie: AAAAHHHHH!!!! This cruel world!Girl: *grabs at Billie's butt*Billie: AAAHHH!!! They're already disecting me!!!Crowd: *chants- "Billie Joe!!!"* and does a tribal dance* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...e_Austin009.jpg*hands grabs Bill's neck*Billie: Help, Mike, they're aliens and want to sell my body parts on e-bay! Let me go!!!http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...e_Austin011.jpgBillie: AAAAHHHHH!!!! This cruel world!Girl: *grabs at Billie's butt*Billie: AAAHHH!!! They're already disecting me!!!Crowd: *chants- "Billie Joe!!!"* and does a tribal dance**rofl* I love the part "they're aliens and want to sell my body parts on e-bay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrii1039 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Hmmm. I think I'll give this a try. Billie: Tre'!!!! Mike!!! Help!!!! Mike: What? I'm tryin to play my bass here. Billie: The crowd of insane fans is taking me under!!! They're doing things to meh!!! Crowd: Mwah ha ha ha. Let's rape the Bille Joe!! :devil: Mike: Billie: Ahh!!! Tre': Billie!!! I'll save you!!! ::dives into crowd::Billie: Tre'!!!! Not you too!!!Tre': Lets take off his pants!! Mike: ::sigh:: Why oh why am I in this band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Hmmm. I think I'll give this a try. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w152/Mr..._Phoenix008.jpgBillie: Tre'!!!! Mike!!! Help!!!! Mike: What? I'm tryin to play my bass here. Billie: The crowd of insane fans is taking me under!!! They're doing things to meh!!! Crowd: Mwah ha ha ha. Let's rape the Bille Joe!! :devil: Mike: Billie: Ahh!!! Tre': Billie!!! I'll save you!!! ::dives into crowd::Billie: Tre'!!!! Not you too!!!Tre': Lets take off his pants!! Mike: ::sigh:: Why oh why am I in this band? *lmao* Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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