BadgerLALA Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V..._897eb42e07.jpgMike: *pokes Tre* poke. pass it onTre: *pokes Billie* poke. pass it onBillie: noTre: i said pass it on! *continues poking*Billie: no! Tre: poke me dipwad!Billie: you wanna poke?http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V..._a61a746e26.jpgBillie: here's a special poke for you! *punches Tre*Mike: dude like you totally knocked him out http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V..._b019dbc3f3.jpgBillie: i know i was like *punches air and makes a pop sound with his mouth*Mike: uh oh. Billie's in trouble http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V..._8ea3a050a6.jpgTre: *walks toward Billie and pokes him* poke. pass it onBillie: dammit Mike: that's not what i expectedhaha *lmoa* Good one. It reminds me when I jused to poke my best friend. Edit Shadowiegirl: Don't forget to remove the tags when quoting a picture, so the same picture is not being reposted over and over. Now edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 *Billie farts* Billie: Whoa, what was that? That was so peculiar but yet it smells. Hmmm....was it you mr. cameraman?Cameraman: *gagging* Billie: Phew...what an odor! *grabs cloth in back pocket and puts it up to his face* Funny....this smells like poo and sweat...*gags and faints*Tre: Call in the squad.Billie: BUSTED!!!! I see you people who bootlegged this video and now Billie will come to your house and....what will I do, Mike?Mike: Billie: What will I do, Tre?Tre: *spits and dances* Billie: Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 The ghost of Billie's guitar keeps him into a musical trance until....he freaks out because the music stops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Mike: *sam bayer/saddam hussein accent* Heee....heeee....I'm going to take over the world. Billie: Uh...what's in his beer, Tre?Tre: Hahaha...I'm number 1. Ladies, Bill doesn't know our secret plan. Mike: No, he doesn't! *radio talk show voice and laugh*Reporter: I'm so scared. Billie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RougeRogue Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 TRE: And then me and Billie--BILLIE: Hehehe...no, no Tre. Not on live public television!MIKE: Yeeah...let's not get into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/sc...ssion/GDTRL.jpgTRE: And then me and Billie--BILLIE: Hehehe...no, no Tre. Not on live public television!MIKE: Yeeah...let's not get into that.haha *lmao* That's a classic.Edit Shadowiegirl: Don't forget to remove the tags when quoting a picture, so the same picture is not being reposted over and over. Now edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RougeRogue Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Oh, why not post another one?^Oh, yes, this cane totally turned me into a pimp!^MIKE+TRE---*thinking* Boredom, boredom, boredom, boredom, boredomBILLIE: Uh-huh...yeah we were just you know, in the studio one day and the uh....what was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Tre: I'm All By Myself...I'm All By MyselfBillie: Tre: Wait, Bill, this sucks! You are such a weak drummer! Bill can't bang a drum if it hit him in the face! I have to play this stupid guitar and..oh...*hits Bill over head with guitar*Billie: *stills sings and laughs*Tre: And I thought the drums affected my head Billie: Where's our name? Why aren't we in the rock-n-roll hall of fame?Tre: It looks like a warehouse with tons of boxes. Is our name on that guy's butt?Mike: That's a woman's butt.Billie: I'm going to punch that bastard for not putting my name up. Mike: There it is! *points to a scruffing Mike made on the floor*Tre: Billie: Mike: Now we're permanent rock-n-roll-a-famers!Billie: Until someone walks in and scruffs it all away. Mike: The gods of rock will protect it.Billie: You are such an intelligent boy Seargent: ATTENTION!!!!!Mike: Ugh...I can't make my back that stiff....ugh...chiropractor! chiropractor!Seargent: Straighten up, Mike! *hits Mike in back*Mike: Ouch! Seargent: I said...STRAIGHTEN UP!!!Mike: Ouch!! That's not my back!! Billie: You needed that....your back has been out for ages.Mike: *holds back*Billie: See....this is where my man boob isTre: Oh yeah. Billie: And if you squeeze it...Mike: *puts a crab on it*Billie: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Mike, you are such a....a....Mike: Awww...the crab is cute. I think it's a woman. Billie: You evil....ugh!!!! There goes my biology/anatomy lesson.Mike:You know me....I never pay attentionTre: This is interesting information Billie: You are sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJ Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Even though a nice man in a suit paid for it, Tre started to regret his new tattoo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waninko Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 ^ Haha, great! And it reminds me of this guy who got paid to tattoo the logo of a bar on his arm. I wouldn't have done it, but on the other side, I'm not him. He is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJ Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Even though they may not fit the definition of the 'caption', most of the people here enjoy making them like that and people enjoy reading them, so maybe you just have a different taste in humor.This is the caption thread. The text within should conform to the definition of a caption.This one is the flipside to one of my earlier captions:Billie was always surprised by how much Adrienne changed when he went on tour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...llersnipple.jpgBillie: See....this is where my man boob isTre: Oh yeah. Billie: And if you squeeze it...Mike: *puts a crab on it*Billie: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Mike, you are such a....a....Mike: Awww...the crab is cute. I think it's a woman. Billie: You evil....ugh!!!! There goes my biology/anatomy lesson.Mike:You know me....I never pay attentionTre: This is interesting information Billie: You are sick.*lmao* I likeEdit Shadowiegirl: Don't forget to remove the tags when quoting a picture, so the same picture is not being reposted over and over. Now edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 When Tre asked Billie to pull his finger, a weird sound and the start of All By Myself came out of the award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/spr...21320017822.jpgWhen Tre asked Billie to pull his finger, a weird sound and the start of All By Myself came out of the award.*lmao* So funny.Edit Shadowiegirl: Don't forget to remove the tags when quoting a picture, so the same picture is not being reposted over and over. Now edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Billie: *plays a note on guitar*Other guys: *plays a note on their instruments*Bono: My guitar sounds so good! It's a Gibson!Other guy: Fender is better, buttface!Bono: I'm the guitar expert, idiot!Other guy: You are such a cheapo!Bono: I paid ten thousand dollars for this!Billie: Stop fighting and just admit Uncle Billie is the god of guitars! Bono: Bill's right. I'm just a monkeybrain who smells his own poop.Other guy: Speaking of poop, I think this fight excited me so much that I pooped myself.Bono: Great....?????????Other guy: Later, friends! Here's your guitar, Bono! Bono and Billie: He didn't wash his hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanah Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 JOHN:I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Girl on right: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....Billie, come here! I love you! I want to strangle you! Boy next to her: Whoa! Girl on right: BILLIE!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! *screams* Grab my hand!!!!!Boy next to her: Girl on right: I'll strangle this guy next to me if you don't come over here, RIGHT NOW!!!!!Boy next to her: *tries to run* Oh dude, help! *jumps on Billie*Girl on right: *attacks boy*Crowd: *roars*Billie: Huh? Mike: Hey, a chick fight! Billie: Whoa, calm down, lady! Girl on right: RAWR!!!!HISS!!!!Mike: She's sexy!Tre: I'll never understand Mike or women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/lil...y07/cap0322.jpgGirl on right: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....Billie, come here! I love you! I want to strangle you! Boy next to her: Whoa! Girl on right: BILLIE!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! *screams* Grab my hand!!!!!Boy next to her: Girl on right: I'll strangle this guy next to me if you don't come over here, RIGHT NOW!!!!!Boy next to her: *tries to run* Oh dude, help! *jumps on Billie*Girl on right: *attacks boy*Crowd: *roars*Billie: Huh? Mike: Hey, a chick fight! Billie: Whoa, calm down, lady! Girl on right: RAWR!!!!HISS!!!!Mike: She's sexy!Tre: I'll never understand Mike or women. hahahhahahah *lmao* Girl fight.Shadowiegirl: Don't forget to remove the tags when quoting pictures, so the same pictures are not being reposted over and over. Now edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 ^Thanks!Nobody knew Billie had man boobs until now. Billie explains, "I forgot my bra."Billie: I'm a woman?!!?!?!Mike: Uh....uhhh....uhhh.... *stunned*Girl: *screams*Mike: *freezes* Does that mean Tre is a woman too? Billie: *shrugs*Mike: I've been hanging out with women all this time and I wasn't flirting? That's terrible! Tre: I am sexy! Mike: Don't start! I'll find out if you have any womanly genes at the doctor's tomorrow.Tre: I can't deny that I'm a lady.Mike: or a gay, feminine clownTre: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 hahaha "man boobs" "feminine clown" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 girl: i'm so gonna kill you in bed *takes out knife*Tre: uh Billie? help thats all i could come up with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat013 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 http://i1.tinypic.com/1zq5v1l.jpgyeah bitch, I'm playin' Barbie Girl!http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c53/Dead...GREEN_DAY_6.jpgTre: that chicken wing looks so good right nowMike: *thinking about Billie naked* oh hellz yeahBillie: I get the feeling Mike's thinking about me naked *chuckles nervously* ah shit....http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/Mich...7/greenday6.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/Ima...ay/472edde2.jpgMike: ah I'm so stoned!Billie: I could really use a coffee.Tre: look at me trying to look all, pensive & shit....what does pensive mean? *ponders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerplunk94 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Can't Hear You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat013 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 http://s61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/luna...zgreendayzz.jpgBillie: I just rode a bike all by myself....I'm so proud!Mike: *snickers* I think that little kid's laughing at you Billie....Tre: *laughs* Probably from when he fell in that mud puddle....look at his ass Mike, it's covered in mud!Billie: But I'm just so proud though! ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Girl: He's not too bad lookin'Tre: She's not too bad lookin' Hmph...Tre and Girl look at each otherGirl: You weren't thinking what I was thinking, were you?Tre: NOOOOOO!!!!!! I...I...have a b..b...b...boyfriend....I think....um...um...GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! *runs*Girl: Aww...he's shy! Tre: Duhhh...look at all the people! Almost as many people as Green Day gets. I bet we can beat Green Day's butt! WE ROCK!!!!!!Mike: *whispers in Tre's ear* We are Green Day!Tre: Seriously? Man...I drank too much! Mike: *nodds* Everyone's naked in my mind.Billie: *sings* I'm in distress....*drops mike on bald guy's head*Bouncer: OUCH!!! You made a dent!!!Billie: Sorry, fat man! Don't hurt the patheticly, small pimp! Mike: Rock and Roll!!Jason: I'm CON-STIPA-TED!!! YEAH!! YEAH!! YEAH!!I gotta poop, I gotta poop!!!Billie: That's the end of his singing career. Mike: Ok, ladies and gents, here's some Elvis!! http://s61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/luna...zgreendayzz.jpgBillie: I just rode a bike all by myself....I'm so proud!Mike: *snickers* I think that little kid's laughing at you Billie....Tre: *laughs* Probably from when he fell in that mud puddle....look at his ass Mike, it's covered in mud!Billie: But I'm just so proud though! ^-^Awww...that's a cute caption. http://s61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/luna...zgreendayzz.jpgBillie: The painted guy on the wall is so funny! Tre: I can smile like him too!Mike: He's such a momma's boy!Billie: Yeah, he can't beat the crap out of me! He's too stuck up on the wall and himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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