FJ Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Billie has Pinhead Gunpowder, Mike has The Frustrators, and Tre has... well, whatever the hell this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Two phones rang at once. God and Satan decided to have their own phone lines and started talking to Billie b/c Satan thought Billie was stupid enough to believe anything and God thought that maybe somewhere in his small brain, he may have potential or maybe he was crazy. Billie hung up.Two phones rang at once. Tre and Mike were on the line. Tre: Hello citizen, this is our advice for sexual couples with Tre. How may I be at your assistant?Billie: Um...Tre...?Tre: Are you struggling to convince your spouse you are the right match or feel you are being tortured? OR...Are you confused?Mike: Tre, that's stupid....Tre: I can be a clown at birthday parties. I can make balloon animals and snakes are my speciality.Mike: Hi, this is Mike, welcome to the Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe. We have a huge selection of burgers at 29.99 a piece and I would suggest the coffee, it is very relaxing....ahhh....ahhh...Two phones rang at once. Two weird men answered.Man 1: Hey dude, where's my cheeseburger?Billie: I don't know.Man 2: C'mon, man, you know. Billie: Man 1 and Man 2: Ooops....wrong number!Three phones rang at once for the final time. Billie answered two and hung up on his mother.Adrienne: Hi honey!Britney: Hey Billie!Answering machine: Bill, why did you hang up on your mother? Pick up! Pick up! What is going on over there? Should I come over?Billie: *hangs up the phones and cuts the phone lines, then throws the phones out the window* :whistling: Green Day puppet concert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Just felt I should point that one out."Adrienne was always surprised by how much Billie changed whilst away on tour..."Billie has Pinhead Gunpowder, Mike has The Frustrators, and Tre has... well, whatever the hell this is.That two was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...007105906PM.jpgBillie has Pinhead Gunpowder, Mike has The Frustrators, and Tre has... well, whatever the hell this is.Ahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Billie: *plays harmonica for a long time and doesn't stop*Mike: Bill, looks like he's sucking it in and enjoying it.Tre: Bill, are you smoking crack? I thought you quit!Billie: *ignores Tre and Mike*Mike and Tre: Manager: That sounds really good. You guys are going to have girls falling all over you.Mike: Hmm.....it's good...girls falling over me....really goodBillie: Got to autograph chair! *tries to write on it*Mike: Don't even think about it, Bill.Billie: Sorry *looks around* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Tre: Smoke time! *presses button eight times*Billie: Aaaahhh...chooo....ahhhh....choo.....stop Tre!Tre: *presses button again*Billie: On Holid Aaaahhh....chooooooo....aaaaahhhhh....yyyyy!!!!!!!!*snots all over his face*Crowd: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefnef922 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Mike: What do you mean he shit his pants?Billie: SHHH! hes gonna hear you......just lookTre: Ill take any excuse to look at a middle aged mans ass....Billie: *walks slightly ahead of tre*Tre: That's the ticket!! :down: its my first ever caption attempt.....and also my first post under this username Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff33/stefnef922/walking.jpgMike: What do you mean he shit his pants?Billie: SHHH! hes gonna hear you......just lookTre: Ill take any excuse to look at a middle aged mans ass....Billie: *walks slightly ahead of tre*Tre: That's the ticket!! :down: its my first ever caption attempt.....and also my first post under this username Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefnef922 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Cameraman: Okay Billie, listen...you got ONE shot at acting, so make it count.....when i say "go", you look depressed....ready GO!Billie: *Lowers head*Tre: *bursts through door* BILLIE!! DUDE, THERES DONUTS IN THE LOBBY!!Billie: *quickly whips head at Tre* WHAT?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingrid Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 ^ that one made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefnef922 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 ^ that one made me laugh. thanks! =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Billie's mom: Oh look at my little Billie playing his guitar.Billie's grandmother: *loses her teeth and starts shaking her body* He's hot!!!! Billie: Grandma? Mom, control grandma please or at least give her meds.Fan: *fights Billie and they swear like crazy*Billie's grandmother: Bill, don't use those filthy words on that poor innocent boy! I'm coming down!Billie's mom: Grandma, wait, Billie's busy!Billie's grandmother: *flies into the audience and nobody catches her*After the show:Billie: Where's Grandma?Billie mom: She was sent to the hospital for trying to kick a guy's butt.Billie: Yeah...yeah....umm....Billie: Grandma kicked a guy's butt? Billie's mom: She almost gave the guy sitting next to us a heartattack, when she wacked him with her purse and giving him a headlock for booing and swearing at you.Billie: Grandma's a pimp! She rocks! I love you Grandma! Tre and Mike: Billie: Forget I said that. :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Billie: Let's see the American Idiot footage. *plays it back*Mike and Billie: Sam Bayer's butt is in our view! Tre: And he's bending over!Mike: Where's my face? I want to see my face!Billie: Uhhh....Tre: So we paid twenty thousand dollars to do a music video on Sam Bayer's ass? Nice! Mike: Oh look, Sam is moving!*Tre walks in front of screen*Billie: Now we see Tre's buttTre: That's hot! You guys look so hot! Nice video, guys! Billie and Mike: :verymad: Reporter: So Mike, how's your baby doing?Mike: What? *drunk* Oh...oh my gosh, I crushed my baby's head! I'm sorry, Estella, I was so drunk that I murdered you...Take me to jail! *looks up to see police helicopters*Reporter: Mike: Where are you, policemen? *holds up doll* Take my daughter away! I should never have custody of children again! Estella: *walks up to Mike* Daddy?Mike: *looks at doll and cries* What is it, honey?Estella: Can I have my doll back?Mike: *looks down at Estella* sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJ Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Yeah, okay.Does anyone in this thread understand what a caption is? Just to clarify, here's a definition:caption (plural: captions) 1. A title or brief explanation attached to an illustration or cartoon.My emphasis in there. Sorry, but it's started to irritate me that most of the 'captions' here are multiple lines of nonsense, and most of them aren't even amusing, let alone funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...ifully_hot-.jpgBillie's mom: Oh look at my little Billie playing his guitar.Billie's grandmother: *loses her teeth and starts shaking her body* He's hot!!!! Billie: Grandma? Mom, control grandma please or at least give her meds.Fan: *fights Billie and they swear like crazy*Billie's grandmother: Bill, don't use those filthy words on that poor innocent boy! I'm coming down!Billie's mom: Grandma, wait, Billie's busy!Billie's grandmother: *flies into the audience and nobody catches her*After the show:Billie: Where's Grandma?Billie mom: She was sent to the hospital for trying to kick a guy's butt.Billie: Yeah...yeah....umm....Billie: Grandma kicked a guy's butt? Billie's mom: She almost gave the guy sitting next to us a heartattack, when she wacked him with her purse and giving him a headlock for booing and swearing at you.Billie: Grandma's a pimp! She rocks! I love you Grandma! Tre and Mike: Billie: Forget I said that. :whistling:hahahahahahahahahahahaha *rofl* That so fun. I totally love it. Edit Shadowiegirl: Don't forget to remove the tags when quoting a picture, so the same picture is not being reposted over and over. Now edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJ Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahahaha *rofl* That so fun. I totally love it. So you're as mentally retarded as she is then? Wow. What are the odds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahahaha *rofl* That so fun. I totally love it. Thanks! Yeah, okay.Does anyone in this thread understand what a caption is? Just to clarify, here's a definition:My emphasis in there. Sorry, but it's started to irritate me that most of the 'captions' here are multiple lines of nonsense, and most of them aren't even amusing, let alone funny.Even though they may not fit the definition of the 'caption', most of the people here enjoy making them like that and people enjoy reading them, so maybe you just have a different taste in humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuefue Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Even though they may not fit the definition of the 'caption', most of the people here enjoy making them like that and people enjoy reading them, so maybe you just have a different taste in humor.It's not just him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Thanks! No Problem. You must post this on Idiot Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsWarth27 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 ]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cuddlesuonly/hisbaby/makingai_58.jpgBillie: Let's see the American Idiot footage. *plays it back*Mike and Billie: Sam Bayer's butt is in our view! Tre: And he's bending over!Mike: Where's my face? I want to see my face!Billie: Uhhh....Tre: So we paid twenty thousand dollars to do a music video on Sam Bayer's ass? Nice! Mike: Oh look, Sam is moving!*Tre walks in front of screen*Billie: Now we see Tre's buttTre: That's hot! You guys look so hot! Nice video, guys! Billie and Mike: :verymad: http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...59ea0252_o5.jpgReporter: So Mike, how's your baby doing?Mike: What? *drunk* Oh...oh my gosh, I crushed my baby's head! I'm sorry, Estella, I was so drunk that I murdered you...Take me to jail! *looks up to see police helicopters*Reporter: Mike: Where are you, policemen? *holds up doll* Take my daughter away! I should never have custody of children again! Estella: *walks up to Mike* Daddy?Mike: *looks at doll and cries* What is it, honey?Estella: Can I have my doll back?Mike: *looks down at Estella* sure. Those are so damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 No Problem. You must post this on Idiot Club.I'm not a member on the idiot club, but if you are a member, could you post it there under my username? Thanks! Those are so damn funny.Thank-you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I'm not a member on the idiot club, but if you are a member, could you post it there under my username? Thanks! Thank-you!Of course I can my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Of course I can my friend. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee lover Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Jesus christ... ahahaha "stay back you sexually appealing monster!" xD :lol: LMFAOAww poor Tré pppp..ppoooorr tre!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Mike: *pokes Tre* poke. pass it onTre: *pokes Billie* poke. pass it onBillie: noTre: i said pass it on! *continues poking*Billie: no! Tre: poke me dipwad!Billie: you wanna poke?Billie: here's a special poke for you! *punches Tre*Mike: dude like you totally knocked him out Billie: i know i was like *punches air and makes a pop sound with his mouth*Mike: uh oh. Billie's in trouble Tre: *walks toward Billie and pokes him* poke. pass it onBillie: dammit Mike: that's not what i expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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