Robin105 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 thanks thats the first thing I think of everytime I see that pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsWarth27 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...rmal_holdup.jpg"Guys, these superglue pranks are getting really old..."Billie: Oh shit they got me this time.The Police (not in pic):*finds a bag of pot in his pocket* lets books him.Billie : * thinking "Oh hell no they found it"* Uhh thats not mine It's mike and tre's. Its their fault they made me do it, they are the enemyPolice:*arrest billie and but him in the police car.*Billie: Oh somebody help me please help me *thinking ahh tre and mike will help me* Hey tre and mike bail me out of this joint.Mike and Tre (not in pic):Bail you out uhh? I thought we the enemy?Billie: please good old buddies?Tre and Mike: no can do, sorry bille you have to get adie to bail you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Tre':.. OH SHIT...Billie:...FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD...Mike: I put laxitives in their chocolate today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Mike: I found this hunter in Iraq and man...he has a storyTre: I see a lot of animals...snakes, crotches, and drugsBillie: Crotches and drugs? He's a real Iraqi hunter. Mike: Crikey! You see crocs!!!!Billie: No...he's said crotches! Mike: Blimey! Billie: Mike, did you get stung by a stingray and become steve irwin or are you drunk? Anyway...I think this guy is a terrorist or Tre in disguise.Mike: Aaahhh....terrorist!!! *electrocutes himself*Billie: He electrocuted his bladder and made him pee his pants.Tre: Boy, this stuff his powerful! *gag, smoke, gag* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsWarth27 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...ly/04596387.jpgTre':.. OH SHIT...Billie:...FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD...Mike: I put laxitives in their chocolate today you have done it once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Tre':.. OH SHIT...Billie:...FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD...Mike: I put laxitives in their chocolate today haha *lmao* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...ly/04596387.jpgTre':.. OH SHIT...Billie:...FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD...Mike: I put laxitives in their chocolate today Haha, that's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 YAY!!! I got it back!!! thanks you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Tre' thinking: man I really shouldn't have drank that whole bottle of pop.. I reeeaaallly gotta take a piss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Billie: HEY!!!!! The last cookie is mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Mike: *turns around to see Tre's hat and struggles to hold in his laughter and snorts*Tre: Mike, YOU SNORTED MY DONUT SPRINKLES!!! The donut sprinkles never lie....they'll snort you up and suffocate you!Mike: *thinks: he stole my grandma's hat* Oops...why did I laugh? I'm such an idiot!Tre: Snort this, bitch! *holds up a coffee bean to Mike's nose*Mike: *snorts coffee bean* Ummm....it's stuck!!! I can't breathe!!! Tre: Donut sprinkles conquer again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsWarth27 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...ly/04596387.jpgBilly:What is that?Tre: Holy shit what is that smell?Mike: oh my gosh oh my gosh run for life.Tre: it's a chickenBillie: it's dogTre: No idots its teenies run you fools run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...khatandmike.jpgMike: *turns around to see Tre's hat and struggles to hold in his laughter and snorts*Tre: Mike, YOU SNORTED MY DONUT SPRINKLES!!! The donut sprinkles never lie....they'll snort you up and suffocate you!Mike: *thinks: he stole my grandma's hat* Oops...why did I laugh? I'm such an idiot!Tre: Snort this, bitch! *holds up a coffee bean to Mike's nose*Mike: *snorts coffee bean* Ummm....it's stuck!!! I can't breathe!!! Tre: Donut sprinkles conquer again!haha*lmao* Really good one. Like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 haha*lmao* Really good one. Like it.Thank-you! I've gotten it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Billie: OMG!Mike: WTF?!Tré: BBQ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocopot Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x4/XxNimrodxX2012/880.jpgBillie: OMG!Mike: WTF?!Tré: BBQ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Tre: Why? Why does Christmas have to be over? The gift wrapping shall never end!Mike: I'm Jesus' mom with a hoodie...now I'm Santa Clause (wait...he doesn't wear a hood or have hair)...now I'm a robberBillie: Idiots. Tre: I'm stuck in wrapping goodness!Billie: Hey Tre, I'll wrap you under my Christmas tree with all that wrapping paper around you and tie you up. Tre: Who will open me? Mike: I'm the Mother Mary and I'm going to have a baby. I'm pregnant! HOORAY!!! *dances*Billie and Tre: Tre: Stupid Santa goodies! Mike: I'm so excited! Mrs. Mike Dirnt...oh boy! WEEEE!!! I wonder what I'll feed him...coffee perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 borrowing:Mike: I am Cornholio me need tee pee for my bunghole!Tre': WOO I'M A CAN CAN DANCER!!!! CHECK OUT MY PANTIES!!!!Billie: do I know you 2?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesarebel713 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 ^ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 thaaank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Mike: Good morning, and welcome to another addition of a crappy daytime TV show that nobody watches. We're Green Day. Today we are looking at internet cons. Take, for example, our very own Idiot Club. Sure, it is only $20 for an annual membership, but let's have a look at what that money gets you. Videos and photos of normal human beings. For $20 I'm sure you'd want something more interesting. Like pictures of aliens or people with gross skin conditions! Another thing they promise is ticket giveaways for a tour that does not exist. Let's talk to someone who was scamed by this site.Tre: Hi. I'm Tre Cool of Green Day. Like many of our fans, I got lured in to this site by promises of pictures on myself and the hypnotic colours of the background. But after I joined I realised that there was nothing on the site that I couldn't just download illegally from one of those fabulous sites that make SWAT teams burst into my house! Ooh, those men are so dominating...Billie: I for one am in favour of the Idiot Club as I get most of its money.Mike: It has also been proven that money made in the Idiot Club goes towards funding terrorism.Billie: [Covering bombs straped to chest] That proof proves nothings! This show is over!Mike: Join us next time when we'll be talking to the sexual stunt double that Billie uses while playing Hitchin' A Ride live.Bille: [in a 'Next Time' box] Well, it is my hand, but it's goes down his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 HAHA! OMG that made me tear up I swear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Haha! Yeah, that was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingrid Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 *lmao* Really good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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