FJ Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 "Guys, these superglue pranks are getting really old..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickin'pickin' Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 "Guys, these superglue pranks are getting really old..."OR"Yet another idea stolen from The Clash" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 :lol: omg good one!Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Indeed. Thank-you! :lol: omg good one!thank-you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mike: your kidding... we have to play this song again?...meh thats all I could think of..I'm getting rusty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Billie: would you like a glass of wine?...Tre': how about a spot of tea?...Mike: don't do it man... your ass'll be soar for a week.. trust me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Billie: would you like a glass of wine?...Tre': how about a spot of tea?...Mike: don't do it man... your ass'll be soar for a week.. trust me....*lmao* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Cameraman: So guys, which one of you is the oldest?Billie: Certainly not me! :wink: Tre: or me!Mike: Huh? What did you say? Huh? Who's the boldest? Huh? Huh? I can't hear you! Bill, what did he say?Cameraman: *holds up card* Read this award speech.Mike: Damnit! I can't read that dang card! Tre: Hmmm...It says, thank-you to the fans for the award and we'd like to thank Sam Bayer.Billie: "We're so sexy and cameramen like my underwear" hmmm????? Cameraman: It doesn't say that. Does it? Billie: Someone needs to get their eyes checked! Cameraman: Mike: Well, that's just crap! Bill, I need a cup of coffee!!! I'm straining my eyes too much and I still can't read that dang card!!! I can't even hear him!!!Cameraman: Being drunk doesn't make your eyesight better!Mike: Stupid bastard! *trips on carpet* Stupid people can't fix their carpets!Billie and Tre: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Billie: Well... Um.... This is.... Errr.... This is our new Live album...... And... Erm... (Thinking: For fucks sake! That guys wearing the same shoes as me! I'm so angry, I can't concentrate! If anyone finds out that I wear the same shoes as the common people, they're gonna think I'm as retarded as Tre!)Tre: Holy shit! Little red Billie is pointing at me!Mike: And this is what I have to put up with... Every day of my life.... I could've been an acountant, but nooo!Tre: What's that, little red Billie? You want me to kill regular Billie? Of corse, master. (Puts on a voice: Thank you Servent Tre. You're so awesome and cool!) 'Tis my pleasure, master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Billie: I think I will sneeze.Fans: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1782/20...75487100wp1.jpgBillie: I think I will sneeze.Fans: hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 hehe Many thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Billie: mm this is good. though it kinda tastes like someone elses spitTom: because that was mine i couldnt think of anything else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Billie: *Live Freaky, Die Freaky voice* I have this lady, see, and nobody is going to take her. I'll shoot ya paparatzi down! No judge get stop me!My earth name is Charlie, Charlie Hanson. Adrienne: Honey...Billie: All that is left is love, I love you, I love you!!!! *sings mechanical man*Adrienne: That's sexy at home but that's just embarrassing in public. Practice your lines with me at home.Billie: I'm a mean, green, fighting machine! A ninja in the night! Adrienne: This is what he does in front of the mirror in his undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ^^lol (to both)Tre: Billie!.... Billie!.... Dammit, he's asleep again... He must have really partied last night...Mike: No, he stayed in and watched teletubies all night.Tre: Oh.... Maybe his brain melted.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ^^lol (to both)http://www.video-downloadnow.com/imagesmus...eenday7-big.jpgTre: Billie!.... Billie!.... Dammit, he's asleep again... He must have really partied last night...Mike: No, he stayed in and watched teletubies all night.Tre: Oh.... Maybe his brain melted..LOL or he could've watched Barney...he's pretty brain-numbing. Especially with the crack in his tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Doll: Tre: What's that? You think I'm stupid! You have crack?Doll: Man: Tre: I mean...crack rocks...poprocks....Doll: Tre: Give me crack....um...candy!!!!!! I want to feel funny!!!! *slams doll on floor*Girl: Look at his wig! He's such a clown!Jason: I didn't mean to stick my finger in the light socket...I was a manic, I tell you, A MANIAC!!!!!!!! Billie: Breathe, boy, Breathe!I'm dreaming of a white Christmas and a day with my wife. I dream about all the things...I could be doing right now. Masturbating out until midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Billie: *masterbates and groans* oooohhhh!!!!!! eeeee!!!! AAAHHHH!!!! OHHHHH!!!! UMMMMike: Ok, Billie, you're making me sick. *gag* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Tre: hey lookie I'm on the big screeny thingy weeee pbthpbth *makes faces* ewww Billie's got a pencil in his pocket *makes icky face*Billie: Tre'... just shuddup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT dreamsOFhope Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I don't think I will attempt it xoxoxoxTLove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 ^aww come on please just one?...don't make e give you a sad face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Tre: hey lookie I'm on the big screeny thingy weeee pbthpbth *makes faces* ewww Billie's got a pencil in his pocket *makes icky face*Billie: Tre'... just shuddup...haha *lmao* Really good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin105 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 (phone rings)Billie: (picks up the guitar) Hello? Hello?(Phone continues ringing)Billie: HELLO!Mike: Uh Billie that's not the phone Billie: oh it's not? uh sorry.Billie: (stoned) Adie I love you. I want to make love to you all night longDavey: (thinking) He thinks I'm his wife. My little plan seems to be working. Looks like i'm getting lucky tonight.that was the only thing I could think of with the look on Daveys faceTre: I was alone. I was all by myselfBillie: Look at me i'm Tre. I just sit here and make funny faces and look at all the girls in the audienceTre: (runs and starts hitting Billie) GET OFF MY DRUM!! IT'S MINE! OFF OFF!Billie: i'm sorry, I'm sorry. No not my ass. Help!Tre: Billie: I know there not that good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Billie: I walk this lonely street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, where the city sleeps...Mike: Bill, that line makes no sense! Where the city sleeps? Why is this guy not sleeping? And the people behind us aren't sleeping. Why is he in our music video? Tre: *in a trance* Billie: Well, we had to hire somebody, so we hired the cameraman.Mike: So this film isn't taping? Billie: Ooops...Mike: So I did the sexy trot for nothing...Bill, what's wrong with your head? Sometimes I wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 (phone rings)Billie: (picks up the guitar) Hello? Hello?(Phone continues ringing)Billie: HELLO!Mike: Uh Billie that's not the phone Billie: oh it's not? uh sorry.*lmao* really good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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