Countrygirl Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Tre': aside from Mike and his pants I'm like the only person here who has any fashion sense whats-so-ever....I'm just going to add this:Billie: Oh, harsh! The panty fight has begun!GREAT JOB, THOUGH! Jason Freeze: mmmm....Mike: Umm...I hope he's dreaming about ice cream and not something sexual whatsoever. Britney? Honey??Mike: I'm so awesome. I'm so perfect. I'm an angel from above. *light shines on Mike*Tre: Hey, Billie's pointing to the Heavens. Did you see the guy upstairs?Billie: No, actually, guys, I was wondering if I should pick my nose or not. Mike: What's on your finger? Billie: Yeah, I have strange, gross boogers.Tre: Oh yeah, we're just perfect, little angels.Billie: Maybe this is a sign. It sure looks strange.Mike: Don't even start, Bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Billie: I'll do my guitar move! *sticks up leg and farts*Mike: *eyes water and he gags* Oh...so this is why the leg goes up.Tre: I thought he pretends to be a dog and goes to the bathroom.Mike: Wow, Tre,I wonder where he goes? In his pants? You are such a dog pervert!Tre: No, on your leg.Mike: He peed on my leg! Oh...oohh..no you didn't!Tre: I didn't see that.Billie: You broke my heart!Adrienne: *Pretends to shoot Billie*Billie: I've been shot!!! Aaaaahhh!!! *starts singing Ha Ha You're Dead and Rotting*Tre: He's stupid *points to Mike*Mike: I AM NOT!!!! :verymad: GRRR........ *beats up Tre*Billie: *hides*Tre: I'm stupid!Mike: Boo YAH!!!!Billie: That's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Mike: ladies and gentleman.. Billie's impression of TreBillie: him I wonder what would happen if I stuck this for into that light socket. hmmmTre': Shuddup .. that happened once...Tre': Billie and I are best buddies..Billie: who told you that?....Mike burn.. Mike: Hellooo Guyz.. hehe... WOAH SHIT *slips and falls*Tre': haha you fell woah! *stumbles* haha I almost did too heheheBillie: ...your both drunk aren't you..Mike: yeah pretty much *throws up on Billies shoes* whoops sorry dude..Billie: eww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Tre: Hey lookie, guys, at my new wallpaper!Billie: Oh s***! *shuts off computer as camera crew comes by* Cameraman: What were you looking at? Watch out the dragon on the wall will get you. Billie: :whistling: You talking to me? *picks teeth*Tre: Billie: Oh stop Tre! See...I was looking at a blank screen! No pictures of Tre, Mike, or any other ladies on here!Tre: :wink: *After camera crew leaves*Billie: *looks around and turns on his computer* Tre: Dragon on wall: *attacks*Billie: *screams bloody murder*Tre: Thank-you, ebay! That dragon is really alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Billie: Nobody likes you, everyone *yawns* left, they're ... all out ... withou...*falls asleep* zzzzzzzzzMike: great! this is the third time we peformed this song and this the third time he fell during this part Tre: ... lets take his wallet while he's still asleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Billie: hmm.. once again the usually paparatzi.. oh this is so boring..Tre: oh look they have cameras...yay...Mike: helllo ladies Billie and Tre: MIKE YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! Mike: doesn't mean I can't says hi does it?.. Billie and Tre': Tre': this is soo depressingBillie: what is Tre': I'm by myself.. Mike: aww poor Tre... you know Billie and I could help you find aTre': HEY LOOK AN OPEN BAR!! SWEEEET!!! *runs off*Mike:..girlfriend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...ra/04592348.jpgBillie: hmm.. once again the usually paparatzi.. oh this is so boring..Tre: oh look they have cameras...yay...Mike: helllo ladies Billie and Tre: MIKE YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! Mike: doesn't mean I can't says hi does it?.. Billie and Tre': http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...group-pos-2.jpgTre': this is soo depressingBillie: what is Tre': I'm by myself.. Mike: aww poor Tre... you know Billie and I could help you find aTre': HEY LOOK AN OPEN BAR!! SWEEEET!!! *runs off*Mike:..girlfriend...*lmao* Really good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Billie: I'm bringing sexy back! See...Tre: Too much sexy! Billie: Ouch! Ouch! Billie: My hand's stuck under my belt!Mike: TMI Tre: Who's going to help him pull his hand out?Mike and Tre: Mike: I don't want to interfere between this relationship....uh...right?Billie: You guys are real heroes.Billie: Oooo....Lennon has a little girlfriend around him.Mike: She's hot!Tre: Oh, he's soooo not bringing sexy back!Mike: You're right....old men can't bring sexy back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 ^ hahathank youz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 ^ hahathank youz Thanks! *Billie stops playing/singing and interrupts the band*Billie: *looks at TV* Britney made #1 on the charts. Mike: Wow! She did? Gotta see this!Tre: Is this a joke making us get off the air?Billie: Mike, that's not Britney! It's Britney Spears. Oh look...Snoop Dogg made #2.Mike: And we made #8! Why do we even play for these people?Band: Show's over! :verymad: *disappointed* We're going to trash the backstage.Crowd: Mike: The only way you can save your lovely backstage is to put us on #1.Mike: *puts a bass to host's head* or I'll hit him over the head with my bass.Host: Sorry, everyone, we made a major mistake due to the punk gods of rock.Man Backstage: No, we didn't.Mike: GRRRR... :verymad: Man Backstage: Yep, we did. Who cares....Britney's a mental case in therapy anyway. Mike: YAY!!! COFFEE TIME!!!!Host: Folks, what is the world coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Billie: Oh, you guys are so nice, but I gotta pee.Mike: *does a pose* Look at me! I peed before I left. I'm not wet in the crotch and I can move without peeing myself.Tre: Sorry, man! I didn't mean to pee on your red carpet. It was just so absorbent! Man on right: Snoop Dogg has more potty training skills than you do and he woofs like a dog. At least you don't lift your leg up like he does when he goes into our bathrooms. Ugh. ugly sight! Tre: I'd love to see that.Man on right: You are mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Tre: cheese breath! *exhales deeply*Billie: fuck dude Mike: gimmie dat cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ^ I love your ava Camera guy: Ok whos gonna be first?..Mike: oh me me me!!!Billie: NO I'M THE FRONT MAN I GET TOO!!!Mike nuh huhBillie: yuh huhMike: Nuh huh fuck face!!Billie: come here you little fucker so I can kick your assMike: who the hell you callin' little!? my fucking dog has a bigger penis that you do!Billie: BITCH!! *grabs Mike in a head lock* YOU DIE NOW!!!Tre': ladies ladies stop it.. stop it.. stop it.. no Mike stop biting Billie... *Tre gets elbowed by accident*Ok, ok fine if thats how you wanna pl.. *gets punched* THATS IT AHHHH!! *jumps on Bill and starts pounding away*Camera guy: does this always happen?..Manager: yeah,... every year every photo shoot.. just let them settle it themselves.. if someone starts bleeding pull them out and only do separate shots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tres_cool Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 ^hahaha. thats great Monica! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 haha thank youz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Mike: Crank it!Billie: Spank it!Tre': I'm very disappointed in both of you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Tre: Uh...I need to go pee...*continues playing*Billie: *plays guitar solo*Tre: *drools and starts daydreaming then wets himself*Billie: Tre: *falls off the stage*Billie: Too much vodka.Mike: *sneaks to the side and secretly chugs down some vodka* The joys of vodka to the brain! Look at all the colors! *drool*Billie: Fan: How do I get to your house, Billie?Billie: *draws with his finger* Cross the middle section and There's this road that goes past my nipple with tire tracks and there's my house.Fan: There's a nipple in your backyard?Billie: No...that's my butt.Fan: Billie: There's a road as long as my spine and when you get to the end that's my house.Mike: Right.Tre: That was a little too much information.Billie: What do you expect? I don't have a map! I never was really good with drawing directions on myself anyway.Cameraman: Mike, you hold this award and you two share this one.Billie and Tre: Share? What? No, individual prizes?Mike: I'm so special. hehe.Tre: *peers over Mike's award* Um...Tre's name is on this one! I hold it!Mike: No....give it back! *fights over award until it breaks*Billie: This is my award! The fresh taste of beer in every bottle boosts any man to do weird things on stage. *holds up a bottle of beer* Mike and Tre: This isn't a beer commercial, Bill!Tre: He broke my award!Mike: Do you have another one?Cameraman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Billie: Look at me! I rock! This is all mine, baby!Man: Bill, that's mine. Give it back.Billie: Reach for it, shortie! Man: *grabs it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Mike: this place has gone silentno ones here.. nobody to laughnobody to typenobody to make up any ideas..this is so depressing....WELL I FOR ONE AM NOT GOING TO BE SILENT!!! I WILL LAUGH!! I WILL TYPE ON THE KEYBORD OF LIFE!!! AND I WILL THINK!!!I AM NOT A MINDLESS, GOVERNMENT ISSUED ROBOT!!!!!Billie: thats a great speak Mike I applaude you... now go drink your coffee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...austenphoto.jpgIn Mike's teen years during a concert, Mike accidentally threw his bass in the audience and sliced off a man's head. Nobody realized the sharpness of his bass. The man was soon dead and decided to get revenge by knocking Mike's teeth out at Woodstock. Mike, as an adult, never knew this but the floating head of the man came back, bobbing his head to the music. Reporters wonder if it was the same head in the jar, Mike saw when he was sleeping at Copenhagen or a die-hard fan that haunts Mike. The world will never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...lsessions-1.jpgBillie: oh yes...yes....mmmMike: Billie's masturbating during a song againTre: Billie's gone cuckoohttp://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...greenday_dg.jpgBillie: no i havent!Tre: i didnt say anything i'm starting to suck at captions now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Fan: What happened to Billie's arm?Another fan: He's turned Emo. I guess he's been cutting his arms like in JOS music video.Fan: So it's true?Billie: No! Tre was wheelbarrowing and I fell backwards into a rosebush of thorns and broke my arms.Tre: emo. Billie: it's not funny, bastard.Interviewer: How has your success...Billie: :bored: Interviewer: Uh, Billie, wake up...Mike: Wet Willy! *sticks spit in his ear*Billie: Ewww....I had a dream I was drowning when...oh gross Tre: Bill's gotten fatter and he keeps moaning.Mike: Ugh...not another man going in labor, like the one on TV. Don't do it, Bill. Britney will feel bad.*few moments later*Billie: *holds up a baby*Mike: Oh no! He actually did it! Momma Billie!Billie: *hands baby back to fan*Mike: Phew!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 *lmao* Good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 *lmao* Good ones. Thank-you! Host: Welcome to "The Price is Right" with your host Drew Carrey! Billie Joe Armstrong, come on down! Mike Dirnt, come on down! Tre Cool, come on down! Billie: I love you, Drew!Mike: me too!Host: First item up for bid: A hot tub with a cup of coffee!Tre: ha ha ha... *evil thoughts**claps hands and rubs them together*: Drew: What are your bids?Mike: OMG!!!!! You're killing me, Drew! 5,200Billie: 5,200 too.Tre: same.Host: Come on up! Here's the prize you can win! *brings out green car from BOBD*Mike: A NEW BOOKMOBILE?!?!?!!Billie: A NEW CAR!!!!Tre: A SEX MACHINE!!!!Host: You guys win! Green Day: *runs to car* It won't start! Stupid car! Tre: I want sex.Mike: I want coffee.Billie: I want alcohol.Host: Well, that's our show.Green Day: *ties up host and throws him in the trunk* Tre: This is fun! Green Day: I hate game shows!Mike: Where did Tre go?Billie: He's in the trunk! Poor Drew!Mike: Whatever, fat man!Tre: Come here, Drew! Drew: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Thank-you! http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...mstrong-w10.jpgHost: Welcome to "The Price is Right" with your host Drew Carrey! Billie Joe Armstrong, come on down! Mike Dirnt, come on down! Tre Cool, come on down! Billie: I love you, Drew!Mike: me too!Host: First item up for bid: A hot tub with a cup of coffee!Tre: ha ha ha... *evil thoughts**claps hands and rubs them together*: Drew: What are your bids?Mike: OMG!!!!! You're killing me, Drew! 5,200Billie: 5,200 too.Tre: same.Host: Come on up! Here's the prize you can win! *brings out green car from BOBD*Mike: A NEW BOOKMOBILE?!?!?!!Billie: A NEW CAR!!!!Tre: A SEX MACHINE!!!!Host: You guys win! Green Day: *runs to car* It won't start! Stupid car! Tre: I want sex.Mike: I want coffee.Billie: I want alcohol.Host: Well, that's our show.Green Day: *ties up host and throws him in the trunk* Tre: This is fun! Green Day: I hate game shows!Mike: Where did Tre go?Billie: He's in the trunk! Poor Drew!Mike: Whatever, fat man!Tre: Come here, Drew! Drew: :lol: omg good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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