Brookie Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Billie Joe: haha I can play drums too. I'm like Super Billie. Takeing over the world one instrument at a time.Tre: Billie! get the hell away from my drums. *lunges at Billie*Billie Joe: Shit! *runs* I didn't mean to touch them Tre! They were calling me. I'll never do it again i swear!Tre: Thats what you said about my monkey! Not this time! *tackles Billie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ^ good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Billie: I put Mike in a trance.Tre: That's amazing! Billie: Since Mike wouldn't shut up and clean my laundry, I put a pint of starbucks coffee on the table and tied him to the chair.Mike: Bill, I'm going to get you for this.Tre: Oooo....look, Mike, a coffee commercial...I think it's FRESHLY BREWED with WHOLE COFFEE BEANS in ONE delectible CUP.Mike: Where? Billie: I love this.Adrienne: Honey, why aren't you watching the kids.Billie: Crap. Tre: Ummm...oh well, bye Mike!Mike: *drools* Untie me! Untie me! Bill! Bill! Billie: *turns off lights*Mike: *falls on his face* BILL!!!! BILL!!!! :verymad: Tre: *gives Mike a wedgie*Mike: TRE!!! TRE!!!! TRE!!!! :verymad: *unties himself*Tre: *comes back*Mike: *ties him up and beats him up*Billie: What the? *comes in*Mike: *ties him next to Tre*Tre: You can't put me in a trance!Mike: Oh really? *sets a box of donuts and sprinkles on the table*Tre: OH NO!!!! THE GOD OF FOOD!!! Billie: I came in here to go pee now I'm tortured by donuts and bladder control.Mike: *turns on a bladder/constipation commercial* Night, boys! *grabs coffee* hehehe Billie: Oh great! The pepto bismol commercial! Heart burn, upset stomach, nausea, heartburn, diaherra. YAY! Pepto Bismol! *reaches for the screen*Tre and Billie: I'm sorry, Mike, god of coffee and wine!!! Mike: That's music to my ears. Mike: Hmmm...what kind of coffee do I want? Hazelnut, French Vanilla?Billie: I know what I want.Mike: *thinks for 2 hours*Tre: I want to squeeze Mike's head off! Just decide already! Mike: See..that's why we need coffee. We'd never get in tantrums again.Tre: Yeah, right. If we drank beer, we'd never be fights.Mike: We tried that. You got so drunk that you jumped out of the apartment window and landed on the old lady crossing the street.Tre: I HATE YOU COFFEE!!!!! I HATE YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Mom: Honey, why are talking to old men?Tre: Intruder! Stand back, dear, I'm going in!Mom: HELP!!! HE HAS A GUN!Tre: *shoots pretend gun at mom*Mom: So funny, idiot.Tre: I'm a clown.Tre: *picks up a finger at the mall and picks his nose with it*Lady at counter: Tre: *sticks it back in the bin*Lady at counter: Tre: Well, that was fun. *grabs a finger and sticks it up his butt*Lady at counter: :verymad: Tre: *puts finger back*Billie: Time to go, Tre!Lady at counter: Hey, you buy that! WAIT! STOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! ,TreCoolSexLove, Countrygirl and Brookie: Very funny. Good job all four of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 thank you thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! ,TreCoolSexLove, Countrygirl and Brookie: Very funny. Good job all four of you. Thanks! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brookie Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Bille Joe: Hey everyone! Look what I can do! *jumps*Mike: Anything you can do I can do better! See watch! *jumps*Tre: I wonder if I could dump and drum...hmm... *jumps and plays the air drums* shit! The drums didn't follow me!Billie Joe: I can hear the ocean.Mike: *yells at the award* No your mum!Billie: What the hell?Mike: It started it!!!Tre: Ohh. . lepard print.not very good, sorry. it comes and goes. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydée Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 lol at the drums one!! ^^a butterfly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Mike: Oh my gosh! My dream is coming true! A bunch of ladies are around me!*more girls come*Mike: Oh, I love you! I love you so much!*more girls come*Mike: Whoa! Lots of girls love me! I'm a ladies' man! *more girls come and jump on Mike*Mike: Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!!! Too many girls!!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Come on, ladies, let me go!*girl steals Mike's shirt*Mike: Aaaahhh, come on, lady, I need that. *girl steals Mike's pants*Mike: Hey...I'm not Billie, ladies. Oh no!*girls pick up Mike and throw him on stage*Tre: Why are you in your underwear?Mike: The ladies got me, man! Billie: *jumps in crowd* It's ok, Mike! Ladies love the undies!Mike: Billie: Woo...wooo...hahahahahahahaha!!!!!WOOO....YYEAHHH....hahahahahaha!!!Jimmy: *farts*Billie: Woo...woo...hahahaahahahaha!!!!HAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *farts*Mike: help me.Billie: Woo...woo...hahahaahahaahaha!!!!! HAR!!! HAR!!! HAR!!!Tre: C'mon, Billie, sing!!!Billie: Ok...*burp*Mike: What the? Billie: *gets a beer backstage* HARRR!!!!!! hahahaaha!!! *gets naked*Mike: It burns!!!!Jimmy: *farts*Mike: Why?Billie: *falls onto Mike*Mike: Oh, the sanity! * accidentally throws Billie on a girl*Girl: *screams*Mike: *hides in a corner* Oh tragedy!!! I'm suicidal and sorry!Tre: Do it again! Hahahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Mike: Oh my gosh! My dream is coming true! A bunch of ladies are around me!*more girls come*Mike: Oh, I love you! I love you so much!*more girls come*Mike: Whoa! Lots of girls love me! I'm a ladies' man! *more girls come and jump on Mike*Mike: Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!!! Too many girls!!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Come on, ladies, let me go!*girl steals Mike's shirt*Mike: Aaaahhh, come on, lady, I need that. *girl steals Mike's pants*Mike: Hey...I'm not Billie, ladies. Oh no!*girls pick up Mike and throw him on stage*Tre: Why are you in your underwear?Mike: The ladies got me, man! Billie: *jumps in crowd* It's ok, Mike! Ladies love the undies!Mike: haha *giggle* Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Last night a bunch of interviewer spies took pictures of Billie at a party to investigate his peculiar habits.start of party2 mins. later5 mins. laterescapes toward van and changes his shirt, because he spilled alcohol all over himself.Billie's facial expressions say "I have to pee. Open the door!"Even after the party, Billie becomes very grumpy because he never made it to the toilet in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Billie: We're so drunk. What a party! *falls over in his chair*Tour manager: Check out these pictures from the concert.Mike: *picks one up* I can't see anything on this one.Tre: *picks one up* I kinda can see us on this one. Umm...umm...*turns picture upside-down and to the side*Tour manager: Let me see those! *grabs them* These are match boxes.Mike: Hee-hee. Of course! *takes out a cigarette*Tre: I swear I thought I saw us on those things. *takes the matches as Mike lights his cigarette*Tour manager: You mean the word "Matches" on the front. Yeah, that's you Tre. Tre: Hey ya doing, Bill?Billie: Weee....weeee...I'm flying....look at the stars! Hahaha..they are so pretty!Tre: That's great, Bill. Years beforeTre: I just saw our future. We were stupid:Tre: Actually we are now.Tre: And we were drunk out of our minds when we became 35. It was something about trying to see our faces on a cigarette box.Billie: Seriously? Sounds fun!Mike: Aaaahhh....we're going to Hell. I'm growing old!!! I'm growing old!!!! Billie: Getting drunk isn't bad.Tre: It could be fun being stupid.Mike: *coughs* I'm dying!!! I'm dying!!! Aaaaahhhh!!!Tre: We're going to die? Mike can see the future?Billie: No, idiot, he's on crack. Tre: Right. It's normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 (Billie joins a children's hospital when he loses his teeth)Billie: Hey kiddies, would you like to see Billie do a move?Kids: Ewww...Billie: hahaha...memories. All those boring days and nights so I wrote Longview. Want me to sing it?Kids: *screams* Billie: Ok then. Here I go!Kids: NO!!!Nurse: Billie's lost his hearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydée Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Tre: What are you looking at? Never seen a drummer on crutches?Old woman: I wonder how that happened. *stares* Oh my! other old woman: Don't stare, honey. He's crazy!Old woman: *looks at Tre's lowers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJ Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 This has probably been done before, but what the heck:Tre: Uh, Bill, I know we've been friends for a long time, but, uh, I'm not comfortable with this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 ^ greatborrowing thishttp://img344.imageshack.us/img344/6047/12cq5vb.jpgBillie: so Tre how'd yeah fuck up you knee hmm?...Tre': well ah...Mike: did you had a little too much fun with someone last night?..Tre':no..Billie: HA! It was Bonnie wasn't it!Tre NO!!!Mike: Monica?...Tre: NOOO!Billie what was it?...did you wank your self a bit too much and smack you knee on the floor?....Tre: GOD YOU GUYS NOO!!Mike: then what was it?...Tre': I uh.. Itrippedandfelloverarock....Billie: huh?...Tre': I tripped and I fell over a rock!...Mike and Billie: Tre': shuddup.. it hurts alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 This has probably been done before, but what the heck:http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m50/gre...ie/Seranade.jpgTre: Uh, Bill, I know we've been friends for a long time, but, uh, I'm not comfortable with this...haha *lmao* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Billie: Does this guitar solo sound good?Tre: Is this a joke?Billie: NoTre: *attacks Billie*Billie: What the---? Tre: Hahaha...I got u! this is hawt!Billie: Mike: *walks by* Bill, did he like the----- nevermind. I'm going to Starbucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydée Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 rofl.. those are greats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee35/Emilytx/Mike7.gifMike: c'mon! lets all get groovy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Tre': aside from Mike and his pants I'm like the only person here who has any fashion sense whats-so-ever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuefue Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 ^ oh god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 haha thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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