Countrygirl Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Girl: Omg, I love you, Tre!!!!*runs up to Tre and hugs him*Billie: Wow!Tre: I love you too. *puts a "marry me" sign on her back*Billie: *shakes his head 'no'*Tre: *puts a "kick me" sign on her back*Billie: *shakes his head 'no'*Tre: *puts a "Tre and Billie are cute" sign on her back*Billie: Tre: See ya later!Girl: *runs off, screaming for joy*Tre and Billie: She loves us. Idiot. Billie: Whoa! *almost falls*Tre: Crap! I can see Billie's thong! Mike: Yep. The same one he wore on stage last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Tré: Billie I didn't know you had a tattoo on your butt.Mike: *thinks* I did.(sorry I have read to much Green Day slash comics ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 (Tre's dreaming)Mom: Sit down! You're in huge trouble, young man!Tre: You really think I'm going to sit here? (Tre wakes up)Tre: WELL I"M NOT!!!!!!!!! TRE NO SIT IN CHAIR!!!!!!!Mike and Billie: Sit down, Tre. Play the drums and be a good boy.Tre: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Billie: I'll give you a cookie. Tre: Ok Billie: This is boring. Why do I have to read this? Girl: This is interesting.Guy behind Billie: What is she reading? Oh....Billie's portfolio.Girl: Guy behind Billie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Mike: Picture! *poses*Tre: Guys, I can't see! Can we just move along?Billie: No...you are part of the band, right? Keep together!Tre: Then I want to lead.Mike: Older comes before younger, Tre! Remember...respect your elderly friends.Tre: Oh crap! Guy: I'm standing next to Tre Cool! Look at me!Tre: *falls backwards*Guy: Hahaha...he's drunk again.*thinking: stand up for the cameraman, stupid cardboard statue*(Tre tries out for the clowns' band but unfortunately hits his head on the ceiling with a serious concussion. So people interview his loved ones on this tragedy.)Interviewer: How do you feel about Tre's tragedy?Bozo: Poor Tre! I hope he's all right!Mike: I don't care. Tre does that all the time! Interviewer: Bozo: Billie: It's not like Tre lost any of his brains. He's lost most of his IQ already.Bozo: Tre's the smartest clown I know.Billie: Bozo's been taking drugs for waaaaaaaaayyyy too long!*Tre goes on a blind date to a Star Wars movie*Date: Hello Tre!Tre: Oh...who the heck are you? Date: Are you stunned by beauty?Tre: Ummm...no..... Date: I love you! You are so cute!Tre: Ummm.....are you the Lizard King? Date: NoTre: I saw you on a horror movie once.Date: Really?Tre: I usually date the strange but you...it wouldn't be healthy....I mean....Date: What?Tre: You're not my type.Date: But I want a manly man!Tre: Oh...I'd rather be my girly-man self...Thank-you!Date: Date me!!!Tre: Trust me....a man that wears too-toos is not manly...I mean...I pee my pants when I see Mike's muscles so yeah, I'm a coward.Date: Cute. Marry Me!!!Tre: I'm already married, ma'am or mister or it! *punches his date and runs away*Billie: You took that like a man.Tre: Hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...3849f3eaf_o.jpgFootball player: Catch the ball before it crashes to the floor, Billie Joe!Billie: Please don't hit me! *reaches up to catch the ball*Adrienne: Hi honey! *waves*Billie: Uh...*tries to wave but loses sight of the ball as it smacks him in the face*Billie: Ouch! Football player: Hahaha...butterfingers! Billie: :verymad: *kicks the football player in the crotch*Football player: You got guts! Sorry, man! Billie: Don't mess with the rock star! Adrienne: Wow...you just beat up that football player!Billie: I know. Kids don't try to this at home. If you come across a situation like this, call Super Tre and he'll fix it right away.Tre: *jumps off the statue and falls onto the ground*Billie: Nevermind. http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...9264c6906_o.jpgMike: *drinks coffee* Omg, there's a forum online in Brazil, all about coffee!Mike: *types: do you have a picture of a cup of coffee?*Forum: *types: Sure!*Mike: *posts the picture as his computer wallpaper and sips some coffee* She is so beautiful!Billie: What?Mike: I love her! She's so dreamy! Billie: Mike and Billie: Oh yeah!!!! You go girl!!!!! *drool*Britney and Adrienne: hahaha lol god xD fucking good ones;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 hahaha lol god xD fucking good ones;)Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Tre: Yeeeeeee-haaaaaawww!!!!Guy in crowd: Grab onto something.Tre: *grabs something* Ooopss...that's not the rope *blush* :whistling: Guy in crowd: It's right there.Tre: Ok...I've got it. Guy in crowd: *puts bull on high speed*Tre: Whoa! I don't feel so good! *flies off and vomits*Guy in crowd: Tre: I'm Dracula and I want to suck your blood. Blah! Blah!Billie: Is he staring at me?Kid in crowd: I'm going to eat you, Billie Joe! :devil: Billie: Whoa! Um...Jimmy: Bring him up? *starts heading towards Billie with kid*Billie: NO!!!! Stop!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! He doesn't look friendly or stable.*runs like a little girl* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Whatsername:. Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/pir...er/bills471.jpgGirl: Omg, I love you, Tre!!!!*runs up to Tre and hugs him*Billie: Wow!Tre: I love you too. *puts a "marry me" sign on her back*Billie: *shakes his head 'no'*Tre: *puts a "kick me" sign on her back*Billie: *shakes his head 'no'*Tre: *puts a "Tre and Billie are cute" sign on her back*Billie: Tre: See ya later!Girl: *runs off, screaming for joy*Tre and Billie: She loves us. Idiot. http://i25.tinypic.com/6hnok3.jpgBillie: Whoa! *almost falls*Tre: Crap! I can see Billie's thong! Mike: Yep. The same one he wore on stage last night.I laughed my ass off at those. You're good at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I laughed my ass off at those. You're good at this. Thanks!Billie: Man, I'm sweating like a pig! I need some air!Jimmy: *turns on the fans*Billie: Ahhhh....that feels so goood!!!Jimmy: *farts*Billie: What's that smell?.....Jimmy!!!Jimmy: :whistling: Billie: Turn it off!!! Eeeewww....I can't breathe! Oh god, this is so disgusting!!!!Jimmy: I have cramps.Mike: Billie: Thanks for letting the world know, Jimmy.Jimmy: Billie: Did you see that? Car: *starts up*Billie: I have the POWER, BABY!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!!! The power of music! Mother: Honey, can you move away from the car? I need to drive to my appointment.Billie: *moves* Billie still powerful...stupid car...ugh...I can make things work by my power....maybe I'll see if I can move Grandma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Billie: Man, I'm sweating like a pig! I need some air!Jimmy: *turns on the fans*Billie: Ahhhh....that feels so goood!!!Jimmy: *farts*Billie: What's that smell?.....Jimmy!!!Jimmy: :whistling: Billie: Turn it off!!! Eeeewww....I can't breathe! Oh god, this is so disgusting!!!!Jimmy: I have cramps.Mike: Billie: Thanks for letting the world know, Jimmy.Jimmy: haha *lmao* Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I'm borrowing this:Mike: Billie.. what did I say..Billie: Sorry.. it's an auotmatic reaction when I have an ass in front of me... especially a hot one :whistling:Mike: what?Billie: nothing nothing...*Tre smacks Bill upside the head*Billie: Dude! What the fuck?!Tre': you've been using my hair jel again you fucker!!Billie: that shit in my hair aint hair jel...Tre': oh.. *sniffs hand* OH MY GOD!! FUCKING GROSSS!!! EWW EWW EWW EWW!!! *runs off to find bathroom*Billie: HAHAHA Mike: what the hell's up with him?...Billie: oh you know how Tre is...Mike thinking: *what's with everybody acting all fucking weird today* Billie:Now I know y'all think I'm crazyAnd the others find me lazyI know my rappin's kind crappyAnd Dirnt here finds it sappyso Here's some proof that I got skillthat are just as good as my looks that killI Like ta keep the rhythem flowin'With all this shit I'm throwinAnd I'd just would like to sayTo all of them haters todayThat if you see me walkin down the street you better not pass Cuz even though I'm short I can still kick you ass!!!*drops mic on the ground*Crowd: Mike and Tre .. *burst out laugh unil thier rolling on the ground crying* Mike: oh my god... that the fuck was that! Tre': I think I'm dying.. holy shit Billie: fuck you guys...Crowd: *still in shock* Billie rapping is probably the scariest thing I've ever imagined.. O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Whatsername:. Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/9876/1b...ovesthisll5.jpgBillie:Now I know y'all think I'm crazyAnd the others find me lazyI know my rappin's kind crappyAnd Dirnt here finds it sappyso Here's some proof that I got skillthat are just as good as my looks that killI Like ta keep the rhythem flowin'With all this shit I'm throwinAnd I'd just would like to sayTo all of them haters todayThat if you see me walkin down the street you better not pass Cuz even though I'm short I can still kick you ass!!!*drops mic on the ground*Crowd: Mike and Tre .. *burst out laugh unil thier rolling on the ground crying* Mike: oh my god... that the fuck was that! Tre': I think I'm dying.. holy shit Billie: fuck you guys...Crowd: *still in shock* Buillie rapping is probably the scariest thing I've ever imagined.. O_O Omfg, that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 ^ yeah I just about pissed myself while I was attempting to type it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Mike: we look like such badassesBillie: It's cuz we are.. duh Mike...Tre Hi guys sup?...Billie: dude Tre your ruining our rep. on camera.. go flirt with a girl or something...Tre': fine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/9876/1b...ovesthisll5.jpgBillie:Now I know y'all think I'm crazyAnd the others find me lazyI know my rappin's kind crappyAnd Dirnt here finds it sappyso Here's some proof that I got skillthat are just as good as my looks that killI Like ta keep the rhythem flowin'With all this shit I'm throwinAnd I'd just would like to sayTo all of them haters todayThat if you see me walkin down the street you better not pass Cuz even though I'm short I can still kick you ass!!!*drops mic on the ground*Crowd: Mike and Tre .. *burst out laugh unil thier rolling on the ground crying* Mike: oh my god... that the fuck was that! Tre': I think I'm dying.. holy shit Billie: fuck you guys...Crowd: *still in shock* Billie rapping is probably the scariest thing I've ever imagined.. O_OHaha! That's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Billie: You think I'm a sour puss?Billie: *sticks lemon in mouth*Billie: Look at me now!Girl: Grandma? Billie: *spits the lemon out* Too sour! Yuck! I'm going to be sick! Billie: My face is stuck. Tre: Bill, you are allergic to lemons.Mike: You don't want to know where that's been. Billie: *looks up at Tre smirking* Are you trying to kill me?Snoop Dogg: The Snoop is going to show you why Bill is the dog!Fat guy: We're going to post a statue of Billie in the hallway!Snoop Dogg: Boo..diggedy dog!!! Come see it yo!Billie: *looks at statue* You spelled my name with a y.Snoop Dogg: It's okay, dog.... GIVE IT UP FOR THE SNOOP!Billie: Nobody spells my name wrong and steals my show! :verymad: *attacks Snoop Dogg and his friend*Mike: *takes Snoop Dogg's jacket* Man! This jacket's nice! Is he dead?Billie: Yeah....Mike: Sweet! Bow-wow!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Tre: Tre make fire!!! *does monkey screams*Tre: Oooo...pretty! Billie: I can't concentrate! Too much crack! Too much crack! Tre: I got a wedgie. Oooo...ohhhh....ahhhh...hey *tries to pull it* Crowd: *looks over at Tre*Billie: Hey! He's stealing my move! Tre, keep it down..I'm trying to do my Hitchin' a Ride thing.Billie: Try to act perfect and specialBillie: Uhh..I have to go pee. Sorry...excuse me...Tre: What an excuse! Trying to get out of a boring interview. *masterbates*Mike: Tre, don't act so obvious.Interviewer: What are you boys doing?Mike and Tre: Wouldn't you like to know. *guilty grins* Mike whispers to Tre: I bet she's a naughty girl at home.Tre whispers to Mike: Yeah, I bet. *complete silence*Billie: *burp* Oh...excuse me! Man...That was sick!!! I almost threw up in my mouth. I think it was burrito and pepsi. *sniffs his breath*Interviewer: :verymad: Billie: Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7237/53506891sz3.jpgMike: we look like such badassesBillie: It's cuz we are.. duh Mike...Tre Hi guys sup?...Billie: dude Tre your ruining our rep. on camera.. go flirt with a girl or something...Tre': fine...hahaha loved that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Billie to crowd: hey guys watch this.. YO MIKE!!!Mike: huh yeah?...Billie: one on the techs just talked to me.. he said that the break room is out of coffee..Mike: WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING!!! YOU LYING SONOVABITCH!!! NOOO!!! WHAT KIND OF GOD DOES THIS TO A PERSON!! AHHH!! DAMN YOU COFFEE FIENDS!! DAMN YOU TO DE-CAFFINATED HELL YOU FUCKERS!!! AHHHHH!Billie: oops guess I liedMike: I'm so gonna beat the fucking eyeliner off your damn face when this concerts over...Tre': WOOHHH! YEEAAAHHH! BURN BABY BURNN!!! *cackles*Billie: Mike, remind me to never let Tre use my car.... fuckin pryo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryssi. Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Billie: Now Tre, what have I told you about giving the finger to people like that? Tre: Ahh fuck you, fuck the press, my fingers rule!Mike: *thinks* "I could really go for some coffee right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 ^ good job there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryssi. Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 haha thanks.. I thought mine was rather lame though... I can't really think of funny things to say in pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Billie: *does Jesus of Suburbia*Chinese man: Do kung fu!Billie: *does kung fu* Waaaa-woooo!Snake charmer: *plays flute*Billie: *does snake dance and sticks out tongue*Tre: Whoa! That's sexy! Farmer: Do chicken!Billie: *flaps his arms* BOCK!!! BOCK!!! *tries to fly into crowd and knocks the farmer out by hitting him in the head with his nose*Mike: That's strange!Tre: *tries to fly over drum set but just hurts himself*Mike: Why am I getting the idea that we're bird-brained?Hippi woman: *protrays a bird and pecks at Billie*Crowd: *flaps wings and pecks Billie* BOCK! BOCK! BOOOCCKK!!Mike: Jimmy? I think I peed myself again...*jumps up and down with guitar*Guitar: *hits Billie in the face*Billie: Whoa!!!! NOSE BLEED!!!Guitar: *hits Billie in the stomach*Billie: Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *vomits*Guitar: *hits Billie in crotch*Billie: *falls down and screams bloody murder*Mike: *grabs guitar and plays*Girls: *scream* I LOVE YOU, MIKE!!Billie: *gets up to play guitar*Mike: *hits BIll with guitar until he passes out* Oooppss...this is fun!!!! I love the ladies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Mike: GRRR *does face impersonation*Billie: GRRR *does Mike's face impersonation* Tre: GRRRR *farts on accident* Ooops...I slipped.Mike: They try too hard. Tre: Bill, doesn't even know how to drive. I can drive better.Cameraman: Tre, you don't have a license and you usually don't know where you're going.Tre: So that's why I can't race. Duh. Cameraman: Smile!Tre: *dreams of the cameraman naked*Cameraman: Old woman: Where's the bathroom?Mike: That way! Go north!Mike: Oooo....a hot woman who works at Starbucks! What's her number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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