Haydée Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb101/b...lie-closeup.gifBillie: haha, a bird.[i stoled a pic from someonelse's photobucket] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Billie: hey baby, you know i'm availuableMike: no your not. your married to AdrienneBillie: shut the fuck up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Guy: Hey Tre, can you help me with these pictures?Tre: Sure.Tre: *picks up a picture of himself* Oh my gosh, this is smudged on my face! Gotta clean it! (1 hour later)Guy: Tre, what are you doing?Tre: Cleaning a pictureGuy: of yourself? Billie: *walks by* Oh my god, Tre, what the heck? That picture of myself is ugly! Throw it away! Throw it away!Tre: *throws away the picture*Billie: Eeeewww....I hate this pile.Guy: Billie: This pile is hideous!Guy: Ya know...money doesn't grow on trees. Billie: Like I care...Mike: *grabs a marker and draws a moustache on Tre's picture* Hey, look at this!Tre: I just finished cleaning that! Mike! Stop!Tre: *grabs a marker and draws a booger on Mike's face*Mike: Dammit, Tre! The ladies don't want to see Mike-the-booger face! That's just wrong! *shreds picture*Billie: Umm....dude, these copies are full of flaws. Go copy some flawless ones.Mike: Have you ever considered plastic surgery, Bill? Guy: :verymad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...rmal_bj1lt8.jpgBillie's reaction when one of George W. Bush's speeches comes on while he was listening to his musichttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...20thong/hot.jpgAdie: where's your pants Billie?Billie: they flew off that way *points* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Billie: I'm much cooler than Tré! Look what I can do!*Billie does an awesome guitar solo*Tré: So?... Look what I can do...*Tré throws a drum stick into Billie's ear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Billie, Mike and Tré : AAAAAHHHHH! THE TEENIES ATTACK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Mike: Ok, Tre, I'm going to give you a lesson in girls.Tre: Here we go again!Mike: Girls like motorcycles.Billie: So true! Tre: *dreams * Tre: I get it, Mike. Thanks! *leaves*Billie: I have a feeling he wasn't thinking about girls.Mike: Yeah, you're probably right.(Few days later when his dream comes true)Mike: That's not what I meant!Billie: Tre: You're squishing me!Mike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Tre: i just did something naughty in the bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ^ nice...it better have been with me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Billie: arrgg!! i'm Captain Billie! the almighty pirate who has sailed the 7 seas!Mike: we're on land Billie. not on waterBillie: you shall not be me first mateTre: i feel sea sick..Billie: thats the spirit me young lad! you shall be me first mate!Mike: your not even irish!Billie: shut up before i throw you over boardMike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazychic Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Billie: arrgg!! i'm Captain Billie! the almighty pirate who has sailed the 7 seas!Mike: we're on land Billie. not on waterBillie: you shall not be me first mateTre: i feel sea sick..Billie: thats the spirit me young lad! you shall be me first mate!Mike: your not even irish!Billie: shut up before i throw you over boardMike: brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 ahaha, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...al_cap060~0.jpgBillie: wth no one noticed my new shoes!!!!http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...al_cap075~0.jpgMike: oh, you got new shoes? they're uh... nicehttp://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...al_cap059~0.jpgTre: i'd like to spank those shoes, i mean Billie, i mean ... oh fuck forget it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Girl: Hi!Tre': hey there sexy... rawr Girl: uh...Mike: Hey what about me?! I'm hot too!... hellllloooo!!!Billie: Pffh yea whatever I'm the sex icon here and you both know it *poses*Girl: actually I was talking to my boyfriend.. over there *points behind them*All the Guys: ... oh...*awkward silence*Tre': ya still wanna do it Billie and Mike: TRE!!!Tre': What?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Mike: Well, lookie over there....a nice bunch of ladies.Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: *looks over* Hmmm...Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: What? I can't hear you!Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: Bill, why does that girl put her fingers in her ear?Billie: *nodds and protrays a phone and whispers "Call me!"Tre: What does that mean, Bill?Billie: I don't know. *:wink: at girl* Alien language I guess, Tre.Tre: *sticks out tongue and dances* Billie: What are you doing?Tre: Alien language....this means I love you.Billie: Oh boy! I don't know him. Billie: Here we are, the all-ladies party!Girl: *loses her teeth and they roll across the floor onto Mike's feet*Mike: Eeewww... I thought this was a panty raid for young chicks not for old grandmothers! Tre: What are we going to do?Mike: Uhh...that old lady is coming toward us! Run!Billie: Well hello, young lady!Mike: Is Billie blind? Tre: I don't know. Billie: *runs up to old woman and gives her a wedgie*Grandma: *hehehe* Billie: Mike: That's just wrong! Tre: Let's join the fun!Mike and Tre: *run up to someone and gives wedgie*Someone: What the heck? Are you fellas gay?Tre: I am. kinda. Not in this way.Mike: Sorry, old man! Tre: Oh man, he pooped his undies!Mike: Put it down, Tre! Old man: TRe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Girl: Hi!Tre': hey there sexy... rawr Girl: uh...Mike: Hey what about me?! I'm hot too!... hellllloooo!!!Billie: Pffh yea whatever I'm the sex icon here and you both know it *poses*Girl: actually I was talking to my boyfriend.. over there *points behind them*All the Guys: ... oh...*awkward silence*Tre': ya still wanna do it Billie and Mike: TRE!!!Tre': What?...Really good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...200775840AM.jpgMike: Well, lookie over there....a nice bunch of ladies.Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: *looks over* Hmmm...Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: What? I can't hear you!Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"Tre: Bill, why does that girl put her fingers in her ear?Billie: *nodds and protrays a phone and whispers "Call me!"Tre: What does that mean, Bill?Billie: I don't know. *:wink: at girl* Alien language I guess, Tre.Tre: *sticks out tongue and dances* Billie: What are you doing?Tre: Alien language....this means I love you.Billie: Oh boy! I don't know him. haha liked that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Tre: What? Is this too womanly?Billie and Mike: Tre: I went to the store to buy a big boy bike but the man at the store told me this suits me best.Billie: How does that suit you?Tre: He said all the clowns have one and they can pick up girls with it.Billie: But Tre..how did you get one when they were all sold out.Tre: I stole it from a little girl.Billie: What?Tre: C'mon, I was desparate! Tre: Vroom, Vroom, Zoom, ZoomBillie: Tre, why did you buy that instead of the convertible?Tre: I've joined the Society of Midget Clowns.Billie: Why?Tre: The midget clowns called me the big happy giant bunny and bought me flowers so in return I've joined their club.Midget Clowns: We love you, Tre!!!!Tre: I love you, too! I love you, you love me, we are a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you LOVE ME TOO! *puts on bunny suit*Mike: I'll never think of the white bunny from our concerts the same again. Billie: Everybody yell I hate you!Crowd: I hate you! *chants*Mike: That's mean. Why are people so cruel?Billie: *holds up guitar* Thinking: I hope we don't mess up! It's almost over! This will be our best performance ever!Tre: Woot! Woot! Victory Dance! We rule! We rule! We totally bashed that song into the ground, baby! Who's gonna get drunk tonight? Billie: Thinking: Until now. *embarrassed* Mike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Tre: To the new engaged couple...Chocolate milk, bitch!Mike: *nervous* Hahaha...very funny, Tre!Britney's grandparents: Mike: Yeah, I don't know him. Hahahaha :whistling: Tre: See how close I am to Billie. Yeah, that's right...you're jealous.Tre: *pulls up Billie's pants and grabs leg* Ohhh....a lovely girl and Billie*Girl: This is strange. Billie: Hold me up, Mike...gotta impress the lady.Mike: Ugh!!! Billie, you're choking me! *gag, cough, gag*Girl: Hahaha...you're funny, Mike!Mike: *passes out*Billie: *drops* You were supposed to hold me up, idiot!Girl: Is he okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT dreamsOFhope Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Those were awesome, thank you ! Thank you for giving me a smile today. xoxoxoxTLove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Those were awesome, thank you ! Thank you for giving me a smile today. xoxoxoxTLoveYou're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Football player: Catch the ball before it crashes to the floor, Billie Joe!Billie: Please don't hit me! *reaches up to catch the ball*Adrienne: Hi honey! *waves*Billie: Uh...*tries to wave but loses sight of the ball as it smacks him in the face*Billie: Ouch! Football player: Hahaha...butterfingers! Billie: :verymad: *kicks the football player in the crotch*Football player: You got guts! Sorry, man! Billie: Don't mess with the rock star! Adrienne: Wow...you just beat up that football player!Billie: I know. Kids don't try to this at home. If you come across a situation like this, call Super Tre and he'll fix it right away.Tre: *jumps off the statue and falls onto the ground*Billie: Nevermind. Mike: *drinks coffee* Omg, there's a forum online in Brazil, all about coffee!Mike: *types: do you have a picture of a cup of coffee?*Forum: *types: Sure!*Mike: *posts the picture as his computer wallpaper and sips some coffee* She is so beautiful!Billie: What?Mike: I love her! She's so dreamy! Billie: Mike and Billie: Oh yeah!!!! You go girl!!!!! *drool*Britney and Adrienne: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Man: This guy is so cool...I mean he has kids and he drinks Heinkein. What's not to love? I mean his friend is a ridiculous clown and his other friend is addicted to coffee...he even gets...what's so funny?Billie: I'm so drunk... I think I peed myself. Man: Well lookie there, a man with a sense of humor and a bad bladder. How amazing is that! *leaves*Billie: Poor guy! He reminded me of a chicken and.... I mean he was such a retard that I felt sorry for him for obsessing over me....Man: *comes back* You're funny, Billie! I wonder who the retard is.Cameraman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 ^ I know this is completely random but .. is that a rip in Bill's pant's at the knee?.. cuz thats when it looks like.. just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...3849f3eaf_o.jpgFootball player: Catch the ball before it crashes to the floor, Billie Joe!Billie: Please don't hit me! *reaches up to catch the ball*Adrienne: Hi honey! *waves*Billie: Uh...*tries to wave but loses sight of the ball as it smacks him in the face*Billie: Ouch! Football player: Hahaha...butterfingers! Billie: :verymad: *kicks the football player in the crotch*Football player: You got guts! Sorry, man! Billie: Don't mess with the rock star! Adrienne: Wow...you just beat up that football player!Billie: I know. Kids don't try to this at home. If you come across a situation like this, call Super Tre and he'll fix it right away.Tre: *jumps off the statue and falls onto the ground*Billie: Nevermind. http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...9264c6906_o.jpgMike: *drinks coffee* Omg, there's a forum online in Brazil, all about coffee!Mike: *types: do you have a picture of a cup of coffee?*Forum: *types: Sure!*Mike: *posts the picture as his computer wallpaper and sips some coffee* She is so beautiful!Billie: What?Mike: I love her! She's so dreamy! Billie: Mike and Billie: Oh yeah!!!! You go girl!!!!! *drool*Britney and Adrienne: haha *lmao* that made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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