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Billie: hey baby, you know i'm availuable

Mike: no your not. your married to Adrienne

Billie: shut the fuck up!!!

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Guy: Hey Tre, can you help me with these pictures?

Tre: Sure.

Tre: *picks up a picture of himself* Oh my gosh, this is smudged on my face! Gotta clean it!

(1 hour later)

Guy: Tre, what are you doing?

Tre: Cleaning a picture

Guy: of yourself?

Billie: *walks by* Oh my god, Tre, what the heck? That picture of myself is ugly! Throw it away! Throw it away!

Tre: *throws away the picture*

Billie: Eeeewww....I hate this pile.

Guy: :mad:

Billie: This pile is hideous!

Guy: Ya know...money doesn't grow on trees.

Billie: Like I care...

Mike: *grabs a marker and draws a moustache on Tre's picture* Hey, look at this!

Tre: I just finished cleaning that! Mike! Stop!

Tre: *grabs a marker and draws a booger on Mike's face*

Mike: Dammit, Tre! The ladies don't want to see Mike-the-booger face! That's just wrong! *shreds picture*

Billie: Umm....dude, these copies are full of flaws. Go copy some flawless ones.

Mike: Have you ever considered plastic surgery, Bill?

Guy: :dry: :verymad:

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Billie: I'm much cooler than Tré! Look what I can do!

*Billie does an awesome guitar solo*

Tré: So?... Look what I can do...

*Tré throws a drum stick into Billie's ear*

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Mike: Ok, Tre, I'm going to give you a lesson in girls.

Tre: Here we go again!

Mike: Girls like motorcycles.

Billie: So true!

Tre: *dreams moto.jpg*

Tre: :happy: I get it, Mike. Thanks! *leaves*

Billie: I have a feeling he wasn't thinking about girls.

Mike: Yeah, you're probably right.

(Few days later when his dream comes true)

Mike: That's not what I meant!

Billie: :lol:

Tre: You're squishing me!

Mike: :dry:

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Billie: arrgg!! i'm Captain Billie! the almighty pirate who has sailed the 7 seas!

Mike: we're on land Billie. not on water

Billie: you shall not be me first mate

Tre: i feel sea sick..

Billie: thats the spirit me young lad! you shall be me first mate!

Mike: your not even irish!

Billie: shut up before i throw you over board

Mike: :dry:

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Billie: arrgg!! i'm Captain Billie! the almighty pirate who has sailed the 7 seas!

Mike: we're on land Billie. not on water

Billie: you shall not be me first mate

Tre: i feel sea sick..

Billie: thats the spirit me young lad! you shall be me first mate!

Mike: your not even irish!

Billie: shut up before i throw you over board

Mike: :dry:

:lol::lol: brilliant

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Billie: wth no one noticed my new shoes!!!!

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Mike: oh, you got new shoes? they're uh... nice

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Tre: i'd like to spank those shoes, i mean Billie, i mean ... oh fuck forget it

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Girl: Hi!

Tre': hey there sexy... rawr :eyebrows:

Girl: :blink: uh...

Mike: Hey what about me?! I'm hot too!... hellllloooo!!!

Billie: Pffh yea whatever I'm the sex icon here and you both know it *poses*

Girl: actually I was talking to my boyfriend.. over there *points behind them*

All the Guys: :mellow:... oh...

*awkward silence*

Tre': ya still wanna do it :shifty:

Billie and Mike: TRE!!!

Tre': What?...

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Mike: Well, lookie over there....a nice bunch of ladies.

Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"

Tre: *looks over* Hmmm...

Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"

Tre: What? I can't hear you!

Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"

Tre: Bill, why does that girl put her fingers in her ear?

Billie: *nodds and protrays a phone and whispers "Call me!"

Tre: What does that mean, Bill?

Billie: I don't know. *:wink: at girl* Alien language I guess, Tre.

Tre: *sticks out tongue and dances*

Billie: What are you doing?

Tre: Alien language....this means I love you.

Billie: :dry: Oh boy! I don't know him. :ninja:

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Billie: Here we are, the all-ladies party!

Girl: *loses her teeth and they roll across the floor onto Mike's feet*

Mike: Eeewww... :blink: I thought this was a panty raid for young chicks not for old grandmothers!

Tre: What are we going to do?

Mike: Uhh...that old lady is coming toward us! Run!

Billie: Well hello, young lady!

Mike: Is Billie blind?

Tre: I don't know.

Billie: *runs up to old woman and gives her a wedgie*

Grandma: *hehehe* :happy:

Billie: :lol:

Mike: That's just wrong!

Tre: Let's join the fun!

Mike and Tre: *run up to someone and gives wedgie*

Someone: What the heck? Are you fellas gay?

Tre: I am. kinda. Not in this way.

Mike: Sorry, old man! :blink::cry:

Tre: Oh man, he pooped his undies!

Mike: Put it down, Tre!

Old man: :sleep:

TRe: :ermm:

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Girl: Hi!

Tre': hey there sexy... rawr :eyebrows:

Girl: :blink: uh...

Mike: Hey what about me?! I'm hot too!... hellllloooo!!!

Billie: Pffh yea whatever I'm the sex icon here and you both know it *poses*

Girl: actually I was talking to my boyfriend.. over there *points behind them*

All the Guys: :mellow:... oh...

*awkward silence*

Tre': ya still wanna do it :shifty:

Billie and Mike: TRE!!!

Tre': What?...

Really good one. :lol:

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Mike: Well, lookie over there....a nice bunch of ladies.

Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"

Tre: *looks over* Hmmm...

Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"

Tre: What? I can't hear you!

Girl: *portrays a phone by putting her fingers up to her ear and whispers "Call me"

Tre: Bill, why does that girl put her fingers in her ear?

Billie: *nodds and protrays a phone and whispers "Call me!"

Tre: What does that mean, Bill?

Billie: I don't know. *:wink: at girl* Alien language I guess, Tre.

Tre: *sticks out tongue and dances*

Billie: What are you doing?

Tre: Alien language....this means I love you.

Billie: :dry: Oh boy! I don't know him. :ninja:

haha liked that one :lol:

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Tre: What? Is this too womanly?

Billie and Mike: :lol:

Tre: I went to the store to buy a big boy bike but the man at the store told me this suits me best.

Billie: How does that suit you?

Tre: He said all the clowns have one and they can pick up girls with it.

Billie: But Tre..how did you get one when they were all sold out.

Tre: I stole it from a little girl.

Billie: What?

Tre: C'mon, I was desparate!

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Tre: Vroom, Vroom, Zoom, Zoom

Billie: Tre, why did you buy that instead of the convertible?

Tre: I've joined the Society of Midget Clowns.

Billie: Why?

Tre: The midget clowns called me the big happy giant bunny and bought me flowers so in return I've joined their club.

Midget Clowns: We love you, Tre!!!!

Tre: I love you, too! :wub: I love you, you love me, we are a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you LOVE ME TOO! :P *puts on bunny suit*

Mike: I'll never think of the white bunny from our concerts the same again.

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Billie: Everybody yell I hate you!

Crowd: I hate you! *chants*

Mike: That's mean. Why are people so cruel?

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Billie: *holds up guitar* Thinking: I hope we don't mess up! It's almost over! This will be our best performance ever!

Tre: Woot! Woot! Victory Dance! We rule! We rule! We totally bashed that song into the ground, baby! Who's gonna get drunk tonight? :banana::bunny:

Billie: Thinking: Until now. *embarrassed* :ninja:

Mike: :ermm:

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Tre: To the new engaged couple...Chocolate milk, bitch!

Mike: *nervous* Hahaha...very funny, Tre!

Britney's grandparents: :blink::o

Mike: Yeah, I don't know him. Hahahaha :whistling: :ninja:

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Tre: See how close I am to Billie. Yeah, that's right...you're jealous.

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Tre: *pulls up Billie's pants and grabs leg* Ohhh....a lovely girl and Billie*

Girl: This is strange. :lol:

Billie: Hold me up, Mike...gotta impress the lady.

Mike: Ugh!!! Billie, you're choking me! *gag, cough, gag*

Girl: Hahaha...you're funny, Mike!

Mike: *passes out*

Billie: *drops* You were supposed to hold me up, idiot!

Girl: Is he okay?

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Those were awesome, thank you !

Thank you for giving me a smile today.

xoxoxoxTLove

You're welcome. :happy:

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Football player: Catch the ball before it crashes to the floor, Billie Joe!

Billie: Please don't hit me! *reaches up to catch the ball*

Adrienne: Hi honey! *waves*

Billie: Uh...*tries to wave but loses sight of the ball as it smacks him in the face*

Billie: Ouch! :mad:

Football player: Hahaha...butterfingers! :lol:

Billie: :verymad: *kicks the football player in the crotch*

Football player: You got guts! Sorry, man! :cry:

Billie: Don't mess with the rock star! :happy:

Adrienne: Wow...you just beat up that football player!

Billie: I know. Kids don't try to this at home. If you come across a situation like this, call Super Tre and he'll fix it right away.

Tre: *jumps off the statue and falls onto the ground*

Billie: Nevermind. :mellow:

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Mike: *drinks coffee* Omg, there's a forum online in Brazil, all about coffee!

Mike: *types: do you have a picture of a cup of coffee?*

Forum: *types: Sure!*

Mike: *posts the picture as his computer wallpaper and sips some coffee* She is so beautiful!

Billie: What?

Mike: I love her! She's so dreamy! :wub:

Billie: :o

Mike and Billie: Oh yeah!!!! You go girl!!!!! :wub: *drool*

Britney and Adrienne: :huh:

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Man: This guy is so cool...I mean he has kids and he drinks Heinkein. What's not to love? I mean his friend is a ridiculous clown and his other friend is addicted to coffee...he even gets...what's so funny?

Billie: I'm so drunk... I think I peed myself. :lol::lol::lol:

Man: :ermm: Well lookie there, a man with a sense of humor and a bad bladder. How amazing is that! *leaves*

Billie: Poor guy! He reminded me of a chicken and.... I mean he was such a retard that I felt sorry for him for obsessing over me....:lol:

Man: *comes back* :lol: You're funny, Billie! I wonder who the retard is.

Cameraman: :blink::dry:

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^ I know this is completely random but .. is that a rip in Bill's pant's at the knee?.. cuz thats when it looks like.. just sayin :P

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Football player: Catch the ball before it crashes to the floor, Billie Joe!

Billie: Please don't hit me! *reaches up to catch the ball*

Adrienne: Hi honey! *waves*

Billie: Uh...*tries to wave but loses sight of the ball as it smacks him in the face*

Billie: Ouch! :mad:

Football player: Hahaha...butterfingers! :lol:

Billie: :verymad: *kicks the football player in the crotch*

Football player: You got guts! Sorry, man! :cry:

Billie: Don't mess with the rock star! :happy:

Adrienne: Wow...you just beat up that football player!

Billie: I know. Kids don't try to this at home. If you come across a situation like this, call Super Tre and he'll fix it right away.

Tre: *jumps off the statue and falls onto the ground*

Billie: Nevermind. :mellow:

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Mike: *drinks coffee* Omg, there's a forum online in Brazil, all about coffee!

Mike: *types: do you have a picture of a cup of coffee?*

Forum: *types: Sure!*

Mike: *posts the picture as his computer wallpaper and sips some coffee* She is so beautiful!

Billie: What?

Mike: I love her! She's so dreamy! :wub:

Billie: :o

Mike and Billie: Oh yeah!!!! You go girl!!!!! :wub: *drool*

Britney and Adrienne: :huh:

haha *lmao* that made my day.

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