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Billie: Nanna, nanna, nanna, boo, boo, you can't catch me!

Mike: Go get him, Tre! *holds Tre back*

Tre: Mike, no fair! Let me go!

Billie: C'mon, Tre, what's your problem?

Mike: Stand still, Tre! Billie, run!

Tre: *tries to break free*

Mike: *punches him in the you-know-whats*

Tre: :blink::o

Girls: *giggle*

Mike: :wink: Hi ladies! Tre, you should be chasing them not Billie.

Tre: :dry: Stupid women always make fun of me.

Mike: Well, you're a clown right?

Billie: :lol:

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Tre: Tell me a joke!

Billie: You're not going to understand it.

Tre: Tell me!

Billie: Ok...this is common sense.

Tre: OK :happy:

Billie: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tre: That's a tough one!

Mike: :lol:

Billie: C'mon, Tre, it's easy!

Tre: To flirt with the lady on the other side, to eat chicken pie, to say hi, to drive by, to ride in a car or go to the bar, to be a clown, to hang around....

Billie: STOP! The answer is to get to the other side.

Tre: Ohhhh! :lol: *thinks for 20 secs* I don't get it. :huh:

Billie: :ermm:

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Guy in crowd: Billie! You put your tie on the wrong way round, you retard!

Billie: That's it! I'm not playing!

Tré: But he's right, Billie. Look on the big screen.

Billie: ... Oh.... Must you ruin my hissy fit?

haha *giggle* Good one. :thumbsup:

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Billie: Nanna, nanna, nanna, boo, boo, you can't catch me!

Mike: Go get him, Tre! *holds Tre back*

Tre: Mike, no fair! Let me go!

Billie: C'mon, Tre, what's your problem?

Mike: Stand still, Tre! Billie, run!

Tre: *tries to break free*

Mike: *punches him in the you-know-whats*

Tre: :blink::o

Girls: *giggle*

Mike: :wink: Hi ladies! Tre, you should be chasing them not Billie.

Tre: :dry: Stupid women always make fun of me.

Mike: Well, you're a clown right?

Billie: :lol:

haha liked that one. Great ;) xD

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Billie: Oh, shit.. We're surrounded by crazy fans!

Tré: Try reasoning with them!

Billie: Hello, people. As your heros, we ask you nicely not to tear off our lims and sell them on ebay!

Tré: It's not working!

Mike: Maybe we could escape to the left. There's a gap in the mob!

Billie: Watch out, Mike!

Mike: AGH! One of them bit my hand!

Tré: It's every drummer for himself! Go web!............ Oh, right... I'm not Spidey.... Yet!

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haha that was great! man i haven't been on in a while...i shall post some when i get home from school

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Billie: Aaahhhh....*farts*

*Fire explodes in the back*

Tre: Holy crap! What was that?

Mike: *stands next to Billie and sniffs* The vibration of his fart pushed the explosion button.

Tre: I didn't think that even possible. Nobody ever knows the intensity of what comes out Billie's butt. :blink:

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Tré: Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, let me go!

Mike: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me..

Tré: For me....

Billie: For meeee!!

*All start head banging like in Waynes World* :P

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Tré: Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, let me go!

Mike: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me..

Tré: For me....

Billie: For meeee!!

*All start head banging like in Waynes World* :P

Bohemian Rhapsody... hilarious :D

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Mike: Home, Home, on the range!

Billie: Tre is deranged.

Mike: He fell off the hearth and then gave birth

Tre: And its been cloudy for 3 long days!

Mike: Home, Home on the range!

Billie: I fell on the stage and made front page

Tre: Oh what did he do? He tripped over his shoes.

Tre and Mike: And its been cloudy for 3 long days!

Mike: Home, Home on the range

Billie: Tre fell off his unicycle today

Tre: Oh boy, it did hurt

Billie: after Tre just gave birth and Billie fell off

Mike: And its been cloudy for 3 long days! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Tre and Billie: Yip, yip, yip, go doggy!

Mike: We're drunk today in a special way and the sun has been shining all day!

Mike: Home, Home on the range...

Tour manager: shut up!

Mike: Well howdy partner! What seems to be the issue?

Tour manager: You can cut the act. You're drunk.

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Mike: Home, Home, on the range!

Billie: Tre is deranged.

Mike: He fell off the hearth and then gave birth

Tre: And its been cloudy for 3 long days!

Mike: Home, Home on the range!

Billie: I fell on the stage and made front page

Tre: Oh what did he do? He tripped over his shoes.

Tre and Mike: And its been cloudy for 3 long days!

Mike: Home, Home on the range

Billie: Tre fell off his unicycle today

Tre: Oh boy, it did hurt

Billie: after Tre just gave birth and Billie fell off

Oh ny God! it's looks like there realy sing the song... LOL

Mike: And its been cloudy for 3 long days! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Tre and Billie: Yip, yip, yip, go doggy!

Mike: We're drunk today in a special way and the sun has been shining all day!

Mike: Home, Home on the range...

Tour manager: shut up!

Mike: Well howdy partner! What seems to be the issue?

Tour manager: You can cut the act. You're drunk.

:lol: I could stop laghing... you the best!

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Billie: Nobody move!.... Ok... My contacts just flew out.... Can anybody see them?... Oh, shit.. My moms gonna kill me...

OR.......

Billie: *Doing the moonwalk* Fuck yeah! Take that, bitch!

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Someone needs to caption this one. :lol:

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how about 'i'm to sexy for my pants'? ehh....I tried

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Mike and Billie were doing nothing to help Tré's nicotine craving.

LMFAO

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Billie: Aaahhhh....*farts*

*Fire explodes in the back*

Tre: Holy crap! What was that?

Mike: *stands next to Billie and sniffs* The vibration of his fart pushed the explosion button.

Tre: I didn't think that even possible. Nobody ever knows the intensity of what comes out Billie's butt. :blink:

From the picture to the fire explosion part, I was laughing so hard!

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Billie: Mike, give me a lighter

Mike: Sure...Here you go.

Interviewer: So Tre, where have you been these days?

Tre: Nowhere.

Interviewer: Ok...so why don't you go anywhere? Is it an issue?

Tre: You think I have a problem? Do you? Do I look like I have a problem? I bet you have problems! Yeah, you have problems! Get me some beer!

Interviewer: Easy man easy!

Mike: :ermm: That was depressing!

Billie: Who cares! Give me another smoke!

Mike: Bill, we can't smoke in the awards stadium.

Billie: Whatever. We've been thrown out before, we'll do it again.

Mike: What about our trophy?

Billie: You mean the same one everyone gets to hold? We'll get ours in the mail.

Mike: Why do we even go to these things?

Tre: Mike, how dare you! isn't it obvious? The ladies and the beer!

Mike: But Tre, the ladies don't talk to you.

Tre: I also said beer.

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Billie: Can they see us?

Tre: What a small screen?

Billie: Is this how big the TVs are at people's houses?

Mike: Awwww...Poor things! I couldn't bend down all day to see the television. :(

Tre: I'd kill myself!

Mike: Wait a second...does that mean it only shows my nose? Oh no!

Tre: It hope it shows my best features!

Billie: What features?

Tre: :verymad:

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Star: And the winners are....Green Day!

Billie: Oh crap...what am I going to say? Mike? Mike?

Green Day: *walks up to the stage*

Billie: Umm...thanks...uh...uh....wanna hear a story?

Girl: *steps back into darkness* This is embarrassing!

Two men: *listens closely and smiles*

Billie: Ya know...we were drunk before this and Tre had a major accident in the bathroom so...while we were on the tour bus, Tre fell in love with some dead ugly ladies...anyway....Tre stole the tour bus and the ugly ladies came with us. And guess what? We didn't even want to come!

Mike: Isn't that great? *burp*

Two men: haha. What? Yeah...um...ok?

One of the men: That wasn't funny.

The other man: Just keep smiling, idiot.

Tre: Well...hello little lady in the corner! :wub::eyebrows:

Girl: *screams*

Tre: *chases the girl off the stage*

Mike: Don't hurt her, Tre! Be nice! :happy:

Dead ugly ladies: Awww....that was beautiful! Tre's so gorgeous! :cry:

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Billie: Mike, give me a lighter

Mike: Sure...Here you go.

Interviewer: So Tre, where have you been these days?

Tre: Nowhere.

Interviewer: Ok...so why don't you go anywhere? Is it an issue?

Tre: You think I have a problem? Do you? Do I look like I have a problem? I bet you have problems! Yeah, you have problems! Get me some beer!

Interviewer: Easy man easy!

Mike: :ermm: That was depressing!

Billie: Who cares! Give me another smoke!

Mike: Bill, we can't smoke in the awards stadium.

Billie: Whatever. We've been thrown out before, we'll do it again.

Mike: What about our trophy?

Billie: You mean the same one everyone gets to hold? We'll get ours in the mail.

Mike: Why do we even go to these things?

Tre: Mike, how dare you! isn't it obvious? The ladies and the beer!

Mike: But Tre, the ladies don't talk to you.

Tre: I also said beer.

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Billie: Can they see us?

Tre: What a small screen?

Billie: Is this how big the TVs are at people's houses?

Mike: Awwww...Poor things! I couldn't bend down all day to see the television. :(

Tre: I'd kill myself!

Mike: Wait a second...does that mean it only shows my nose? Oh no!

Tre: It hope it shows my best features!

Billie: What features?

Tre: :verymad:

hahaha that second one killed me! good job!

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Billie: AAAAAHHHHH!

Mike & Tre: What the fuck Bill?

Billie: I'M 36!! AAAAAHHH!!!

Mike: Old man Billie

Tre: Yeah, Bill...You're so old, girl scouts try to help you across the road!

Billie: You know..

Tre: You so old, you cant remember how to put your pants on!

Billie: shut up, I do know! I just forgot today :verymad:

Tre: You so old, your teeth are falling out!

Billie: Shut the fuck up!!

Tre: Billie's an old grouch :P

Billie: *hit's Tre* Anyway, you guys will be turning 36 too soon right?

Mike & Tre: Oh :mellow:

Bilie: Righ, so....

All three: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

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Billie: AAAAAHHHHH!

Mike & Tre: What the fuck Bill?

Billie: I'M 36!! AAAAAHHH!!!

Mike: Old man Billie

Tre: Yeah, Bill...You're so old, girl scouts try to help you across the road!

Billie: You know..

Tre: You so old, you cant remember how to put your pants on!

Billie: shut up, I do know! I just forgot today :verymad:

Tre: You so old, your teeth are falling out!

Billie: Shut the fuck up!!

Tre: Billie's an old grouch :P

Billie: *hit's Tre* Anyway, you guys will be turning 36 too soon right?

Mike & Tre: Oh :mellow:

Bilie: Righ, so....

All three: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Haha, that's great :lol:

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Billie: Mike, give me a lighter

Mike: Sure...Here you go.

Interviewer: So Tre, where have you been these days?

Tre: Nowhere.

Interviewer: Ok...so why don't you go anywhere? Is it an issue?

Tre: You think I have a problem? Do you? Do I look like I have a problem? I bet you have problems! Yeah, you have problems! Get me some beer!

Interviewer: Easy man easy!

Mike: :ermm: That was depressing!

Billie: Who cares! Give me another smoke!

Mike: Bill, we can't smoke in the awards stadium.

Billie: Whatever. We've been thrown out before, we'll do it again.

Mike: What about our trophy?

Billie: You mean the same one everyone gets to hold? We'll get ours in the mail.

Mike: Why do we even go to these things?

Tre: Mike, how dare you! isn't it obvious? The ladies and the beer!

Mike: But Tre, the ladies don't talk to you.

Tre: I also said beer.

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Billie: Can they see us?

Tre: What a small screen?

Billie: Is this how big the TVs are at people's houses?

Mike: Awwww...Poor things! I couldn't bend down all day to see the television. :(

Tre: I'd kill myself!

Mike: Wait a second...does that mean it only shows my nose? Oh no!

Tre: It hope it shows my best features!

Billie: What features?

Tre: :verymad:

hahhaahahhahahahahahaha xD I loved the first one xD

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Little girl: You look familiar

Billie: I do? :happy:

Little girl: Yeah. I saw you on TV.

Billie: You did? :D

Little girl: I know who you are...you were on that Christmas special.

Billie: Who?

Little girl: The Grinch

Billie: Not even close, little girl. :dry:

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