Countrygirl Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Billie: Nanna, nanna, nanna, boo, boo, you can't catch me!Mike: Go get him, Tre! *holds Tre back*Tre: Mike, no fair! Let me go!Billie: C'mon, Tre, what's your problem?Mike: Stand still, Tre! Billie, run! Tre: *tries to break free*Mike: *punches him in the you-know-whats*Tre: Girls: *giggle*Mike: :wink: Hi ladies! Tre, you should be chasing them not Billie.Tre: Stupid women always make fun of me.Mike: Well, you're a clown right?Billie: Tre: Tell me a joke!Billie: You're not going to understand it.Tre: Tell me!Billie: Ok...this is common sense.Tre: OK Billie: Why did the chicken cross the road?Tre: That's a tough one!Mike: Billie: C'mon, Tre, it's easy!Tre: To flirt with the lady on the other side, to eat chicken pie, to say hi, to drive by, to ride in a car or go to the bar, to be a clown, to hang around....Billie: STOP! The answer is to get to the other side.Tre: Ohhhh! *thinks for 20 secs* I don't get it. Billie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Guy in crowd: Billie! You put your tie on the wrong way round, you retard!Billie: That's it! I'm not playing!Tré: But he's right, Billie. Look on the big screen.Billie: ... Oh.... Must you ruin my hissy fit?haha *giggle* Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Billie: Nanna, nanna, nanna, boo, boo, you can't catch me!Mike: Go get him, Tre! *holds Tre back*Tre: Mike, no fair! Let me go!Billie: C'mon, Tre, what's your problem?Mike: Stand still, Tre! Billie, run! Tre: *tries to break free*Mike: *punches him in the you-know-whats*Tre: Girls: *giggle*Mike: :wink: Hi ladies! Tre, you should be chasing them not Billie.Tre: Stupid women always make fun of me.Mike: Well, you're a clown right?Billie: haha liked that one. Great xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 haha liked that one. Great xDThanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Billie: Oh, shit.. We're surrounded by crazy fans!Tré: Try reasoning with them!Billie: Hello, people. As your heros, we ask you nicely not to tear off our lims and sell them on ebay!Tré: It's not working!Mike: Maybe we could escape to the left. There's a gap in the mob!Billie: Watch out, Mike!Mike: AGH! One of them bit my hand!Tré: It's every drummer for himself! Go web!............ Oh, right... I'm not Spidey.... Yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 ^ ahahahah, that's great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh no...it's the...BULLWINKLE! Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 haha that was great! man i haven't been on in a while...i shall post some when i get home from school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Billie: Aaahhhh....*farts**Fire explodes in the back*Tre: Holy crap! What was that?Mike: *stands next to Billie and sniffs* The vibration of his fart pushed the explosion button.Tre: I didn't think that even possible. Nobody ever knows the intensity of what comes out Billie's butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 ^ buahahah billie's expression is perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Tré: Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, let me go!Mike: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.. Tré: For me.... Billie: For meeee!!*All start head banging like in Waynes World* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branik Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Tré: Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, let me go!Mike: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.. Tré: For me.... Billie: For meeee!!*All start head banging like in Waynes World* Bohemian Rhapsody... hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Mike: Home, Home, on the range!Billie: Tre is deranged.Mike: He fell off the hearth and then gave birthTre: And its been cloudy for 3 long days!Mike: Home, Home on the range!Billie: I fell on the stage and made front pageTre: Oh what did he do? He tripped over his shoes.Tre and Mike: And its been cloudy for 3 long days!Mike: Home, Home on the rangeBillie: Tre fell off his unicycle todayTre: Oh boy, it did hurtBillie: after Tre just gave birth and Billie fell offMike: And its been cloudy for 3 long days! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!Tre and Billie: Yip, yip, yip, go doggy!Mike: We're drunk today in a special way and the sun has been shining all day!Mike: Home, Home on the range...Tour manager: shut up! Mike: Well howdy partner! What seems to be the issue?Tour manager: You can cut the act. You're drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bat-chen Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro...mal_group13.jpgMike: Home, Home, on the range!Billie: Tre is deranged.Mike: He fell off the hearth and then gave birthTre: And its been cloudy for 3 long days!Mike: Home, Home on the range!Billie: I fell on the stage and made front pageTre: Oh what did he do? He tripped over his shoes.Tre and Mike: And its been cloudy for 3 long days!Mike: Home, Home on the rangeBillie: Tre fell off his unicycle todayTre: Oh boy, it did hurtBillie: after Tre just gave birth and Billie fell offOh ny God! it's looks like there realy sing the song... LOLMike: And its been cloudy for 3 long days! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!Tre and Billie: Yip, yip, yip, go doggy!Mike: We're drunk today in a special way and the sun has been shining all day!Mike: Home, Home on the range...Tour manager: shut up! Mike: Well howdy partner! What seems to be the issue?Tour manager: You can cut the act. You're drunk. I could stop laghing... you the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Billie: Nobody move!.... Ok... My contacts just flew out.... Can anybody see them?... Oh, shit.. My moms gonna kill me...OR.......Billie: *Doing the moonwalk* Fuck yeah! Take that, bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IluvBillieJoe27 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Someone needs to caption this one. how about 'i'm to sexy for my pants'? ehh....I tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7 P 5 (Kyra) Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 http://greendayauthority.com/Picture_Vault...garette10pz.jpgMike and Billie were doing nothing to help Tré's nicotine craving.LMFAOBillie: Aaahhhh....*farts**Fire explodes in the back*Tre: Holy crap! What was that?Mike: *stands next to Billie and sniffs* The vibration of his fart pushed the explosion button.Tre: I didn't think that even possible. Nobody ever knows the intensity of what comes out Billie's butt. From the picture to the fire explosion part, I was laughing so hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Billie: Mike, give me a lighterMike: Sure...Here you go. Interviewer: So Tre, where have you been these days?Tre: Nowhere.Interviewer: Ok...so why don't you go anywhere? Is it an issue?Tre: You think I have a problem? Do you? Do I look like I have a problem? I bet you have problems! Yeah, you have problems! Get me some beer!Interviewer: Easy man easy!Mike: That was depressing!Billie: Who cares! Give me another smoke!Mike: Bill, we can't smoke in the awards stadium.Billie: Whatever. We've been thrown out before, we'll do it again.Mike: What about our trophy?Billie: You mean the same one everyone gets to hold? We'll get ours in the mail. Mike: Why do we even go to these things?Tre: Mike, how dare you! isn't it obvious? The ladies and the beer!Mike: But Tre, the ladies don't talk to you.Tre: I also said beer.Billie: Can they see us?Tre: What a small screen?Billie: Is this how big the TVs are at people's houses?Mike: Awwww...Poor things! I couldn't bend down all day to see the television. Tre: I'd kill myself!Mike: Wait a second...does that mean it only shows my nose? Oh no!Tre: It hope it shows my best features!Billie: What features?Tre: :verymad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Star: And the winners are....Green Day!Billie: Oh crap...what am I going to say? Mike? Mike?Green Day: *walks up to the stage*Billie: Umm...thanks...uh...uh....wanna hear a story?Girl: *steps back into darkness* This is embarrassing! Two men: *listens closely and smiles*Billie: Ya know...we were drunk before this and Tre had a major accident in the bathroom so...while we were on the tour bus, Tre fell in love with some dead ugly ladies...anyway....Tre stole the tour bus and the ugly ladies came with us. And guess what? We didn't even want to come! Mike: Isn't that great? *burp*Two men: haha. What? Yeah...um...ok?One of the men: That wasn't funny.The other man: Just keep smiling, idiot. Tre: Well...hello little lady in the corner! Girl: *screams* Tre: *chases the girl off the stage*Mike: Don't hurt her, Tre! Be nice! Dead ugly ladies: Awww....that was beautiful! Tre's so gorgeous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Green_girl* Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 http://greendayauthority.com/Picture_Vault...garette10pz.jpgBillie: Mike, give me a lighterMike: Sure...Here you go. Interviewer: So Tre, where have you been these days?Tre: Nowhere.Interviewer: Ok...so why don't you go anywhere? Is it an issue?Tre: You think I have a problem? Do you? Do I look like I have a problem? I bet you have problems! Yeah, you have problems! Get me some beer!Interviewer: Easy man easy!Mike: That was depressing!Billie: Who cares! Give me another smoke!Mike: Bill, we can't smoke in the awards stadium.Billie: Whatever. We've been thrown out before, we'll do it again.Mike: What about our trophy?Billie: You mean the same one everyone gets to hold? We'll get ours in the mail. Mike: Why do we even go to these things?Tre: Mike, how dare you! isn't it obvious? The ladies and the beer!Mike: But Tre, the ladies don't talk to you.Tre: I also said beer.http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/lil...ky07/trluk2.pngBillie: Can they see us?Tre: What a small screen?Billie: Is this how big the TVs are at people's houses?Mike: Awwww...Poor things! I couldn't bend down all day to see the television. Tre: I'd kill myself!Mike: Wait a second...does that mean it only shows my nose? Oh no!Tre: It hope it shows my best features!Billie: What features?Tre: :verymad:hahaha that second one killed me! good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 hahaha that second one killed me! good job!Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAmongSaints Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Billie: AAAAAHHHHH!Mike & Tre: What the fuck Bill?Billie: I'M 36!! AAAAAHHH!!!Mike: Old man BillieTre: Yeah, Bill...You're so old, girl scouts try to help you across the road!Billie: You know..Tre: You so old, you cant remember how to put your pants on!Billie: shut up, I do know! I just forgot today :verymad: Tre: You so old, your teeth are falling out!Billie: Shut the fuck up!!Tre: Billie's an old grouch Billie: *hit's Tre* Anyway, you guys will be turning 36 too soon right?Mike & Tre: Oh Bilie: Righ, so....All three: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimro...mal_group13.jpgBillie: AAAAAHHHHH!Mike & Tre: What the fuck Bill?Billie: I'M 36!! AAAAAHHH!!!Mike: Old man BillieTre: Yeah, Bill...You're so old, girl scouts try to help you across the road!Billie: You know..Tre: You so old, you cant remember how to put your pants on!Billie: shut up, I do know! I just forgot today :verymad: Tre: You so old, your teeth are falling out!Billie: Shut the fuck up!!Tre: Billie's an old grouch Billie: *hit's Tre* Anyway, you guys will be turning 36 too soon right?Mike & Tre: Oh Bilie: Righ, so....All three: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!Haha, that's great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 http://greendayauthority.com/Picture_Vault...garette10pz.jpgBillie: Mike, give me a lighterMike: Sure...Here you go. Interviewer: So Tre, where have you been these days?Tre: Nowhere.Interviewer: Ok...so why don't you go anywhere? Is it an issue?Tre: You think I have a problem? Do you? Do I look like I have a problem? I bet you have problems! Yeah, you have problems! Get me some beer!Interviewer: Easy man easy!Mike: That was depressing!Billie: Who cares! Give me another smoke!Mike: Bill, we can't smoke in the awards stadium.Billie: Whatever. We've been thrown out before, we'll do it again.Mike: What about our trophy?Billie: You mean the same one everyone gets to hold? We'll get ours in the mail. Mike: Why do we even go to these things?Tre: Mike, how dare you! isn't it obvious? The ladies and the beer!Mike: But Tre, the ladies don't talk to you.Tre: I also said beer.http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/lil...ky07/trluk2.pngBillie: Can they see us?Tre: What a small screen?Billie: Is this how big the TVs are at people's houses?Mike: Awwww...Poor things! I couldn't bend down all day to see the television. Tre: I'd kill myself!Mike: Wait a second...does that mean it only shows my nose? Oh no!Tre: It hope it shows my best features!Billie: What features?Tre: :verymad:hahhaahahhahahahahahaha xD I loved the first one xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Little girl: You look familiarBillie: I do? Little girl: Yeah. I saw you on TV. Billie: You did? Little girl: I know who you are...you were on that Christmas special. Billie: Who?Little girl: The GrinchBillie: Not even close, little girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydée Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 ^ lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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