Haydée Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...=12&pos=270 On the roof of a building...Billie: *moving the head* my head is dancing, look at my head, hahaha! I bet you all at big-head dances *crash with the glass* OUCH! SHIT!!Mike: look.. a guy breaking in at starbucks! OH MY GOD! that dude it's stealing all the coffe.. ! MY COFFE!!! my treasure! Tre: Mike..Mike: WHAT TRE??Tre: why is that glass with a line on it?Billie: ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Billie: Hi everybody! Hiiii!!!! I'm on happy pills, yes I am! I have a pet rock named Sam and he's my best friend. He runs with me and eats pizza with me and he's a real good friend. Have you seen Sam? Sam is great...oh yes he is...he talks to me and tells me jokes and......Mike: Why does this bring me a flashback of Jaded in Chicago, IL? Tre: *thinks: * Yup, Good times! Good times!Mike: Billie, what are you hiding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Haha, great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Billie: I am thinking of a number between 1 - 1 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Tre': I shouldn't have taken those pills I found on the floor... Bill's all.. slowmotiony and shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graysen Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 http://www.geocities.com/greendaypics/bj15.htmlBillie: Oh my gosh! I'm on the front cover! I'm so special and pretty!Cameraman: Smile!Billie: CHEESE! Did that look good? Cameraman: Billie: Hug me, brother!Mike: What are you looking at?Tre: Nothing! *turns away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branik Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Shop Keeper: Sir, it would be $ 2,50Billie: Ok, let me look for my coins... I'm sure I left them somewhere around here...Shop Keeper: Billie: Yes, here they- no. No, that's fairly too big to be a coin...Shop Keeper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 ^ This is similar:Manager: Billie, have you seen the tour bus keys?Billie: Oh, I put them here to keep them safe.Manager: Where?Billie: just a second...*searches pockets then inner pants*Manager: And...???Billie: I don't have them. Tre: :whistling: Manager: Tre, where are they?Tre: *looks in his pants* Oh no, they're stuck!Manager: Tre: Here they are! *hands manager keys*Manager: Ewww....I really need to quit *leaves*Tre: Too bad I hid the bus.Billie: What do you mean?Tre: I was playing stunt man and I drove the bus off the cliff into the lake. It was really fun! I lost an arm in the process but the surgeons sewed it back on. Manager: Tre, where's the bus?Tre: Not my problem. YOU ARE THE TOUR MANAGER! By the way I have a show to perform.Mike: Oh...could you get me some starbucks coffee with cream and sugar and....Manager: NO! Mike: You're mean! Manager: I'll rent a car.Tre: YAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/791/mynewwallpapermf2.jpgBillie: I am thinking of a number between 1 - 1 million.hahahaha I think it is 17 i don't know why xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Tre: i am the Tre Monster!! fear me Billie!!Billie: you've gotta be kidding me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 (After a long night of traveling Green Day has finally reached the stage)Guitar: ZING!Billie: Darn...I broke a string! I'll fix it and be right back.(Several minutes pass)Mike: Billie? Are you okay? Billie?Billie: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Mike: Sweet dreams! *puts beer in Billie's hands and falls asleep too*Tre: *collapses on the drums and falls asleep*Bouncer: The equipment's destroyed. Show's over!Crowd: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 ^ I shall borrow that pic...Billie: hmm.. lessee.. I'll tune this quick.. it sounds kind a iffy...Mike: *sneeks up behind Billie* WEDGIE!!!Billie: Mike: oh god.. huh.. yeah Billie are you even wearing underwear?..Billie: nope... commando ...Tre': eww Mike what are you doing with your hand in Bill pants!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Tré: Hey you look dirty I going to wash you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 haha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 haha nice Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillieJoeGDay Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Those are really bad, sorry Billie: My penis is big like this!!!!! LOLBillie: OH SHIT! I hardly remember anything. I remember something... a bath with Tre!!! That's not true, bill, that never happened... (this was a really bad one)Billie: MOTHERFUCKERS! Don't steal my guitar!Billie: OMG this fucking guy is always shoutingRandom Guy: HEY! We need a guitarist and a singer! Anyone?Billie: Choose meeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farley drexel hatcher Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I like the last one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 buahaha at the first one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Grandma: What a sweet, innocent boy! Smile, hon!Mike: *smiles and thinks* I never knew Grammy's dentures were flushable! Cool!Mike's mother: Smile, Grandma!Grandma: Where's my dentures? *leaves room*Mike: *smiles* *giggles* :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Billie: MOTHERFUCKERS! Don't steal my guitar!I like that one. *giggle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Thank you. I helped u with that one xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I helped u with that one xDYupp and I am very grateful for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Guy in crowd: Billie! You put your tie on the wrong way round, you retard!Billie: That's it! I'm not playing!Tré: But he's right, Billie. Look on the big screen.Billie: ... Oh.... Must you ruin my hissy fit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Yupp and I am very grateful for that. yay ^^ xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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