AntonGlader Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Billie: Look at me go! I can't believe it's been 15 years since I've driven!Tré: .. I can..... Mike: Billie! You're on the side walk!Billie: Don't worry, I got it! *swerves back onto the road*Mike: Red light!Billie: Mike, stop shouting! Can't you see I'm trying to drive?Tré: Old lady!Billie: I said shut it! Don't make me come back there! I'll whoop both yo asses! *Billie hits the old lady and she flies over the car, leaving blood all over the windscreen*Tré: Damn.. She had alot of blood for an old person...Mike: Please stop, Billie.Billie: Why? We're makin' record time! And the whole driving thing is all coming back to me! See, we need to turn left. I'll indicate! *Billie presses a button. The sunroof opens*Billie: Woops, don't worry, I've got it.*Billie presses the cigerette lighter*Billie: There we go!.......... Do you guys smell burning?Tré: Mike, help.. I don't wanna die! hahahahahahahahaha Good one poor lady xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...mp;pageOffset=0Billie: Get the guy who called me old!Mike: yeah! Am I old? I...I...I'm still 16. Britney: No, Mike, you're not. Adrienne: Don't tell him. http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...p;pageOffset=17Billie: I'm in charge and this is my show. Mike: Tre: Bossy pants. http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=...p;pageOffset=17Billie: Ladies, look at me!Mike: Tre: and gentlemenTre: If I touch this, will I explode? *slowly taps the cymbal*Mike: You're such a weak drummer!Tre: This is dangerous machinery! Billie: Don't break my guitar.kid: It'll be fine.Billie: He's bigger than me! Should I take it away or call a bouncer?kid: I think I'm going to keep it!Billie: Jimmy! Jimmy: *hands Billie guitar as kid pees his pants and runs off the stage*Billie: These kids are monsters. Billie: Oh my gosh, I can't put the damn microphone back. *hehehe (nervously)*Tre: Is Billie on crack?Mike: Don't go on crack, kids. It's really bad stuff. BAD! BAD! BAD!(Hitchin' a Ride starts and he does his scene)Crowd: *goes wild*Billie: Eeeee...EeeeeCrowd: He's not doing it. Billie: Oh god, I peed!Tre: Billie: I peed! I peed! Mike: *sees Billie's pants are wet* Oh god no!Tre: Mike: Shhhh....[Interviewer: Here's impressions with Billie on Channel 5. First impression:Billie: I so did not! Like Gosh! Where am I?Interviewer: Billie as a valleygirl. Billie likes to get in touch with all his fans including.... the dumb ones.Billie: Now where's my keys?Mike: Don't look at me!Tre: Oh god, people are looking at me!Mike: Fess up, clown boy.Tre: I'm innocent. Photographer: Time for pictures! Smile!Girl in Background: Dammit, I'm in the picture! Tre: Huh? What's her problem?Billie: Smile, Tre!Girl in Background: I wanted that award! Stupid Green Day! I just want to kill them!Tre: Uh...guys, I'm scared.Girl in Background: *screams bloody murder and is carried out on a stretcher*Green Day: What was that?Tre: That's better. Crew: *eats donuts before going on the air*Cameraman: You're on! *carries donuts to back room*Tre: Wait! Not the donuts with sprinkles on top!Mike: It's fine, Tre, everything is perfect.Crew: *carries coffee to back room*Mike: Now that's just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Same situation:Tre: Maybe if I hide in this corner and blend in like a chamelion, nobody will see me in the picture.Photographer: We see you, Tre! Go stand next to Billie or Mike!Tre: Oh god, help me! ]Mike: Oh no, someone's behind me! *person walks backstage*Mike: Holy crap! It's gone! Ghost!!!!! Tre: We're up here and you're not! Haha! Billie: So...we're going on tour...blah..blah...blahGirl behind Billie: When is he going to stop talking? People scare me!Tre: Do you want to see what's in my hand, cameraman? Wanna? Wanna? Oh...you can't resist Tre!Cameraman: Move Tre!Tre: Oh, I know you wanna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeJennsitized Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Tre *thinking* : Wtf? Why the hell are they making me sign this shit? That's the first thing I thought when i saw his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Tre: get the fuck off my drum set or i'll choke you!Billie: Tre's about to get served! *laughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Billie: Wow, that boy's rockin'! I wish I could sing like that!Fan: He's awesome, isn't he? *screams*Billie: Shhhh...Mike: Wait a minute! Why the hell am I only one singing? Billie! Where are you? Get your ass on stage!Billie: :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hehe, that's a good one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeJennsitized Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Aw, shit, it's not long enough...MIKE, WHERE'S THE VIAGRA!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Billie: *ignores Tre and talks to the men*Tre: Don't worry, ladies, super Tre will save the kitty on the highway. Man: But it's just road kill, man!Tre: *steps out and starts walking into the busy highway*Billie: Oh my god! Tre, you retard! Tre: *sings: Super Tre, Super Tre, making people happy every day*Old lady: *faints*Tre: *picks up the kitty* Oooo....this kitty has gone through rough times.*examines it for a min.*Cars: *beep* *beep* Tre: *walks back over and hands the dead cat to the lady* What's wrong, citizen?Billie: I'll make sure the kitty has a good home, Tre. *takes cat*Tre: You're the best, Bill! *walks back out into busy street*Billie: *throws cat in the dumpster*Tre: *sings* Super Tre, Super Tre, making people happy every day.Car: *almost runs into Tre*Tre: Whoa! Watch it! This is how people respect the powerful Super Tre? Idiots! Tre: Wanna play little fishy? Do a twirl! *swirls spoon in fish bowl* Fish in other bowl: No! Not Fred! *stares for a few seconds* Oh my god! What a retard! Oh well....at least it is not me. Mike: I bet that fish wishes he could reach for that gun and shoot Tre. Oh well...he's not my pet.Billie: Awwww, he looks like he's having fun! Swim, fish, swim! Fish in other bowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Super Tre, Super Tre, making people happy every day*rofl* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin105 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 lmao. I can imagine him saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 hahahaha Super Tré *rofl* xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Tre': stupid fuck bow-- well hello camera.. teehee..*drops bowtie* oopsies I dropped meh bowtie.. I'm just gonna pick it up an..Billie: TREEEE!!!Tre': damn it Billie: what did I tell you the last time?!Tre': no ass-shots that is your thing not mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ash Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ^ lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin105 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 http://www.greenday-zone.com/galeria/pictu...oearmstrong.gifBillie: Omg like she had the same shoes and like I said O no you didn't and then she like said yes I did and i was like and she was like and like omgMike: Billie! Snap out of it and sing.Billie: Did u just like yell at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Whatsername:. Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f315/che...200660731PM.jpg(Hitchin' a Ride starts and he does his scene)Crowd: *goes wild*Billie: Eeeee...EeeeeCrowd: He's not doing it. Billie: Oh god, I peed!Tre: Billie: I peed! I peed! Mike: *sees Billie's pants are wet* Oh god no!Tre: Mike: Shhhh....I don't know what the hell is going on in this, but I was rolling around laughing at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ^Thanks! He was masterbating and he peed himself so instead of going "Oooohhhh, Oooohhhh!" he said, "peeeee!"Tre: Hmmm... facts about stupid white men *looks at Billie, Mike, and Jason White*Tre: First thing to notice: stupid white men wear leopard-print thongs on stage. *looks at Billie* Tre: Second thing to notice: stupid white men are in love with themselves. *looks at Billie* Tre: Third thing to notice: stupid white men can't tell if a woman is trying to get their attention *looks at old lady waving at Billie* Tre: For goodness sake, just say "A Book About Billie"!!!! Tre: Fourth thing to notice: stupid white men are clowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Mike: pfffft *farts**Billie looks at Mike**Mike looks at Billie**Billie looks away and continues singing*Mike: pfffffffffffffffffftttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*farts* *farts* farts*Billie: Mike: *looks at Billie with puppy eyes*Billie: *sniffs* Billie and Mike: He did it! No, he did it! It wasn't me! Mike: Great stage presence, Bill! Billie: Same to you, old fartbag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Mike: Didn't I tell you? Billie stole my cookie! Tre: He did?!?!?!Billie: I didn't eat it. I threw it to the neighbor's dog.Mike: But it was chocolate chip! Billie: (5 hrs. pass) *blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah*Mike: I'll take these. *grabs all the awards*Tre: Dude, the other stars need these awards. Remember we have to give them back and wait for ours in the mail.Mike: I don't care. *hehehe*Tre: Rock-a-bye baby in the Tre-top, when the wind blows the cradle will drop, the baby will cry and Tre will moan. Bye, bye, bye....um.....awardie..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/Bil...Day/2493705.jpgTre': stupid fuck bow-- well hello camera.. teehee..*drops bowtie* oopsies I dropped meh bowtie.. I'm just gonna pick it up an..Billie: TREEEE!!!Tre': damn it Billie: what did I tell you the last time?!Tre': no ass-shots that is your thing not mine...Good one. *lmao* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 hey I guess I got it back thank youuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonGlader Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...008124519PM.jpgTre: Hmmm... facts about stupid white men *looks at Billie, Mike, and Jason White*Tre: First thing to notice: stupid white men wear leopard-print thongs on stage. *looks at Billie* Tre: Second thing to notice: stupid white men are in love with themselves. *looks at Billie* Tre: Third thing to notice: stupid white men can't tell if a woman is trying to get their attention *looks at old lady waving at Billie* Tre: For goodness sake, just say "A Book About Billie"!!!! Tre: Fourth thing to notice: stupid white men are clowns. hahaha good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Tre': aww I'm gonna love it and feed it and I'll name it Shiny Bilie: the camera angle on my head is fucky.... yes it is so!!!... it makes my head look big...Mike: Billie you've always had a big head...Billie: what?...Mike: nothing, nothing...Billie: Billie: I would like to thank my wife...Tre & Mike: *giggle*Billie: and my kids..*starts smiling*Tre & Mike: *still giggling*Billie: and.. shuddup Jason I do not look like a black mop!Jason:*from far away* yes you do!Tre & Mike: *burst out laughing*Billie: you damn bastard Crowd: what the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ash Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 ^ UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!, You are the awesomest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 haha thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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