BadgerLALA Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Billie: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's....Mike: Billie's underwearBillie: Wow, I threw that high! Tre: on the top of a flag pole! Mike: Wow! The fans are climbing for it! Tre: Lucky....that's so not fair! haha that is so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Billie: Thank you for this award! I'd like to thank me because without me nothing would be possible!Mike: Here he goes again...Billie: Three cheers for me! Hip hip!....*crickets*.. Hip hip!.....*tumbleweed*.. Hip hip?....*pin drop*..Tré: Jesus, Billie. Since American Idiot your ego has sky rocketed!Billie: *starts dressing up* What ego? I don't have a problem with me ego..Billie: Now bow to your superior! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Mike: holy whipper snapper! i hit a hole in one! *starts dancing* i gotta hole in oneTre: should we tell him that he hit a bird and the went in the hole and his ball is in the bushes?Billie: nah, lets let him have this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 haha that is so funny. Thanks. ^^ ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingrid Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/51861430.jpgBillie: Thank you for this award! I'd like to thank me because without me nothing would be possible!Mike: Here he goes again...Billie: Three cheers for me! Hip hip!....*crickets*.. Hip hip!.....*tumbleweed*.. Hip hip?....*pin drop*..Tré: Jesus, Billie. Since American Idiot your ego has sky rocketed!Billie: *starts dressing up* What ego? I don't have a problem with me ego..http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x262/cu...pics/cap014.jpgBillie: Now bow to your superior!Haha, aww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Billie: *starts daydreaming*I'm so handsome! Money, money, money... I can't wait until this damn show is over so I can collect the money.Mike: *nudges Billie and whispers* We're on the air, idiot! Billie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Billie: Hello, Los Angeles! Unfortunatly, there has been a big mix up on the fault of our tour management. Me and Bono both got on the wrong planes so now he is in New Orleans with Mike and Tré and I'm here with you guys. So anyway, let's get on with the show!*The Edge starts playing Vertigo*Billie: ... Um.... I don't know this one...The Edge: Oh... How about Beautiful Day?Billie: No.The Edge: Sunday Bloody Sunday?Billie: Nope.The Edge: Well, how about The Saints Are Coming?Billie: Never heard of it..The Edge: But we did that one with you...Billie: Really?... Wow... What was I thinking?The Edge: ... So we can't play any songs?Billie: Guess not.....The Edge: Hm.....Billie: Good night, Los Angeles!*Billie and U2 leave the stage*Crowd: Narrator: Meanwhile, somewhere in New Orleans, a similar thing happens.. Except instead of the crowd going , a riot breaks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Guro Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Haha! Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ash Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Hahaha, Awesome caption nimrod-41. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 well look whos back... great caption nimrod-41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Adie: I seriously have no idea who you are anymore Billie: nerrr pbhtpbhtpbht Tre': ooo hot chick! *gropes her ass* hey baby girl: *slap*Tre': I think she likes me Brittany: What the hell Tre?!... no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend...Mike: I'm only here for the booze ....thats it..... nothin else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6624/blah020xcbz8.jpgAdie: I seriously have no idea who you are anymore Billie: nerrr pbhtpbhtpbht Tre': ooo hot chick! *gropes her ass* hey baby girl: *slap*Tre': I think she likes me Brittany: What the hell Tre?!... no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend...Mike: I'm only here for the booze ....thats it..... nothin elsehaha poor Tréand thanks everyone. yep, im back. i dont even remember why i left lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/u/u2_greend...rt/71993786.jpgBillie: Hello, Los Angeles! Unfortunatly, there has been a big mix up on the fault of our tour management. Me and Bono both got on the wrong planes so now he is in New Orleans with Mike and Tré and I'm here with you guys. So anyway, let's get on with the show!*The Edge starts playing Vertigo*Billie: ... Um.... I don't know this one...The Edge: Oh... How about Beautiful Day?Billie: No.The Edge: Sunday Bloody Sunday?Billie: Nope.The Edge: Well, how about The Saints Are Coming?Billie: Never heard of it..The Edge: But we did that one with you...Billie: Really?... Wow... What was I thinking?The Edge: ... So we can't play any songs?Billie: Guess not.....The Edge: Hm.....Billie: Good night, Los Angeles!*Billie and U2 leave the stage*Crowd: Narrator: Meanwhile, somewhere in New Orleans, a similar thing happens.. Except instead of the crowd going , a riot breaks out.That's a good one. It's so funny. *lmao* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeJennsitized Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 http://greendayauthority.com/Picture_Vault...l_golfmike3.jpgMike: holy whipper snapper! i hit a hole in one! *starts dancing* i gotta hole in oneTre: should we tell him that he hit a bird and the went in the hole and his ball is in the bushes?Billie: nah, lets let him have this Aww, poor Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Interviewer on radio: so how old are you? like fifty somethin'?Billie: .. your lucky I can beat you right now cuz your not currently hereinterviewer: yeah too bad Bill..Billie: but I can do this *cranks up volume* *screams*interviewer: AHH FUCK SONOVA..AHH SHIT!!Billie: haha now your deaf...next caller....yeah that was crap...I was mostly focused on the facial expression... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Breaking News!Tré Cool of Green Day has started his own religion/cult dedicated to worshiping the incredible hulk.http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...m=30&pos=35Tré prays to the hulk outside. This causes problems when it rains...http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...m=30&pos=42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countrygirl Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...m=30&pos=35(Estella's a baby)Mike: Awww...you're so cute, oh yes you are! My beautiful little lady!Tre: Cute little guyEstella: *cries*Mike: She's a girl, TreTre: Right...Mike: Now time to go see TreTre: *takes Estella* Hey Estella, I'm Tre the clown. Heeheehee....*bonks nose*Estella: *vomits on Tre*Mike: That's my girl! A little rebel!..... Let's go watch some cartoons!Tre: Where's the milk around here?Mike: We're out!Tre: Well, she has a dog. It must be useful for something.(Tre comes in to watch cartoons and gives Estella some milk)Mike: Where did you get that?Tre: :whistling: Mike: Well, Estella likes it, so Tre: Mike: Have you seen Billie's kids?Tre: Oh god....they kicked me in places unknown. Evil little....Estella: Tre: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...m=30&pos=35(Estella's a baby)Mike: Awww...you're so cute, oh yes you are! My beautiful little lady!Tre: Cute little guyEstella: *cries*Mike: She's a girl, TreTre: Right...Mike: Now time to go see TreTre: *takes Estella* Hey Estella, I'm Tre the clown. Heeheehee....*bonks nose*Estella: *vomits on Tre*Mike: That's my girl! A little rebel!..... Let's go watch some cartoons!Tre: Where's the milk around here?Mike: We're out!Tre: Well, she has a dog. It must be useful for something.(Tre comes in to watch cartoons and gives Estella some milk)Mike: Where did you get that?Tre: :whistling: Mike: Well, Estella likes it, so Tre: Mike: Have you seen Billie's kids?Tre: Oh god....they kicked me in places unknown. Evil little....Estella: Tre: haha *lmao* good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Billie: Look at me go! I can't believe it's been 15 years since I've driven!Tré: .. I can..... Mike: Billie! You're on the side walk!Billie: Don't worry, I got it! *swerves back onto the road*Mike: Red light!Billie: Mike, stop shouting! Can't you see I'm trying to drive?Tré: Old lady!Billie: I said shut it! Don't make me come back there! I'll whoop both yo asses! *Billie hits the old lady and she flies over the car, leaving blood all over the windscreen*Tré: Damn.. She had alot of blood for an old person...Mike: Please stop, Billie.Billie: Why? We're makin' record time! And the whole driving thing is all coming back to me! See, we need to turn left. I'll indicate! *Billie presses a button. The sunroof opens*Billie: Woops, don't worry, I've got it.*Billie presses the cigerette lighter*Billie: There we go!.......... Do you guys smell burning?Tré: Mike, help.. I don't wanna die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeJennsitized Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 ^ Lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UR MOTHER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 haha that was great Billie: look at me I'm Tre..Mike: uh Bill..Billie: I'm stoopid der der der..Mike: Billie.....Billie: all I do is play the drums and make weird faces nerk nerk nerkMike: BILLIE FUCKING JOE!!!Billie:WHAT?!Tre': ..Billie: oh.. uh hi.. Tre ...umm ...yeah..Tre': your lucky that your my friend or those sticks would be up your ass about now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Tre Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Billie: Mike, i know you stole my underwear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimrod-41 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 http://www.greendayauthority.com/Picture_V...enscissors3.jpgBillie: Mike, i know you stole my underwear! i loved that!Adie: Billie, I think you've had enough. It's time to go home, honey.Billie: Okie pokie.. You go on.... Billie catch up..Adie: I'm taking the car... You can't walk home in that state.Billie: ... It's OK.. I thought I might tie my hand to the exaust of a bus... and then the bus.. the bus can drag me home......Adie: ..... That doesn't sound like a good idea..Billie: I know!... I know that might lose my skin... In the process... But that's OK!...... I can buy a new skin... I have a friend... Tré owns a.... Skin shop.... Where I...... Where i can buy new skin....Adie: :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klytaemnestra Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 ^ lmfao! i love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerLALA Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a93/nimrod-41/1ea4e768.jpgBillie: Look at me go! I can't believe it's been 15 years since I've driven!Tré: .. I can..... Mike: Billie! You're on the side walk!Billie: Don't worry, I got it! *swerves back onto the road*Mike: Red light!Billie: Mike, stop shouting! Can't you see I'm trying to drive?Tré: Old lady!Billie: I said shut it! Don't make me come back there! I'll whoop both yo asses! *Billie hits the old lady and she flies over the car, leaving blood all over the windscreen*Tré: Damn.. She had alot of blood for an old person...Mike: Please stop, Billie.Billie: Why? We're makin' record time! And the whole driving thing is all coming back to me! See, we need to turn left. I'll indicate! *Billie presses a button. The sunroof opens*Billie: Woops, don't worry, I've got it.*Billie presses the cigerette lighter*Billie: There we go!.......... Do you guys smell burning?Tré: Mike, help.. I don't wanna die! Poor old lady *rofl* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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