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2023 Green Day Bingo


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Green Day will release a sequel to a much beloved tune, and it will be called October Sucks Too.

Mike and Tre will take a step back, with the new album being created by Jillie Bow all alone.

It's a bleak, yet fun diatribe about being old in America and of course, how you can't get over your ex from 40 years ago or whatever.

 

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The new album will be called Green Day BINGO and the listener will have to sift through hard to understand lyrics to find words that will allow them to get bingo.

Oh and each album will have a different bingo card as the cover.  It's all very stupid and expensive.

The winner will not get their prize until 2037 and will be very disappointed as it's a broken Pukey statue rolled up in a really old BJA special, a 2 dolla blunt.

They hinted at a money prize but never followed through.

But the music.....that dude loved it.   Said it was their best since FOAM. 

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2 hours ago, Little Boy Named Booze said:

For 2023 I'm predicting that BJA will open his instagram, close it. Open it. Close it. Open it. Close it.

This one is an almost sure win.

My other Insta related prediction is that when he comes back, he’s going to have another awkward interaction with someone, scrolling back and liking posts. If he gets called out on it he deletes immediately.

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7 minutes ago, Beerjeezus said:

This one is an almost sure win.

My other Insta related prediction is that when he comes back, he’s going to have another awkward interaction with someone, scrolling back and liking posts. If he gets called out on it he deletes immediately.

is this about the nsfw furry account he followed who was later either hacked or turned into a crypto bro?

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Just now, dreamykatie said:

is this about the nsfw furry account he followed who was later either hacked or turned into a crypto bro?

No I meant Vanessa Hudgens and other women who post thirst traps but oh my god hahahahahahaha what a sentence I just read

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- The album won't actually be called 1972

- Album art will be quasi political

- A few quasi political tracks

- At least 2 songs leftover from the FOAM era make it on this album 

- Critics give it generally favorable reviews (besides some super harsh scores)

- Fans don't know what to think of it at first, but most like it after a few months

 

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35 minutes ago, HAPPY FINKING UNICORN said:

The first wish on my letter for Santa was to have a second speculation thread. @Beerjeezus thanks for making it happen. 

Dude Idk what i was thinking

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9 minutes ago, legendary said:

Album 15 Antecipation/Speculation Thread will be created, likely by GDFan2019 

*rubbing my hand together maniacly*

I think Album 15 is going to be like FOAM and Warning and Tre (the album) had a baby in the pit where T-1000 died and, but with sad, gut wrenching lyrics that also show a soft side to wrangling oompa loompas to make chocolate for your factory.

A song about the titanic where Mike compares it with his uh....butt. 

Track three gives people epileptic fits but they love it.  Like a wet epileptic fit.   And the shakes.

Beach Boys vibes but with a St Anger snare.

A Stunt By Barenaked Ladies haunting feeling, but If you are doing 1 poind of yeyo by The River by Good Charlotte by way of By The Way of RHCP. 

Really poppy.

Kind of country. 

And totally on topic because it will sound just like 1972.

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9 hours ago, That Dude said:

*rubbing my hand together maniacly*

I think Album 15 is going to be like FOAM and Warning and Tre (the album) had a baby in the pit where T-1000 died and, but with sad, gut wrenching lyrics that also show a soft side to wrangling oompa loompas to make chocolate for your factory.

A song about the titanic where Mike compares it with his uh....butt. 

Track three gives people epileptic fits but they love it.  Like a wet epileptic fit.   And the shakes.

Beach Boys vibes but with a St Anger snare.

A Stunt By Barenaked Ladies haunting feeling, but If you are doing 1 poind of yeyo by The River by Good Charlotte by way of By The Way of RHCP. 

Really poppy.

Kind of country. 

And totally on topic because it will sound just like 1972.

@Beerjeezus

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1 hour ago, pcj said:

Warning, this topic has been invaded by @That Dude clones. ☠️ 

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Thank for staying on topic.

You know what the album needs more than hand clapping? 

Police sirens.  Every song will make you feel like you're getting pulled over and going to jail.

And them people clapping because you are a menace. 

Bow guitars all the time, 24/7.  St. Anger snare 25/9 and Mike Dirnt getting high and doodling like he did on Longview the entire album.

Also, some Tubbies flutes.

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1 hour ago, That Dude said:

Thank for staying on topic.

You know what the album needs more than hand clapping? 

Police sirens.  Every song will make you feel like you're getting pulled over and going to jail.

And them people clapping because you are a menace. 

Bow guitars all the time, 24/7.  St. Anger snare 25/9 and Mike Dirnt getting high and doodling like he did on Longview the entire album.

Also, some Tubbies flutes.

I've got to say mate, I'm impressed with these lists you continually generate, it must take you hours to produce them.

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30 minutes ago, pcj said:

I've got to say mate, I'm impressed with these lists you continually generate, it must take you hours to produce them.

@That Dude is actually the most advanced text generating AI on the planet. And BJ has been secretly using it for lyrics and track titles since 2012. 

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