Green Day Pee Stories

[Guest]

I am making a thread for the pee stories because if the insane "Is Green Day Over?" thread can exist so can this LOL. I am not an expert on this subject, but it seems there are some folks here who know lots of pee stories, so they should share them here! I have been hearing lots of Billie pee stories, but I feel like there are must be some for the rest of the band (like, how could there not be Tre pee stories LOL?). If any mods want to jump in here and state some rules I am fine with that, though I imagine all normal site rules should apply the same way here. And if people just want to spam this thing until it gets shut down, I am fine with that too. 

[jengd]

Well there’s peeing a wardrobe... flushing with a hanger, or not 😂

[Little Boy Named Booze]

As a white straight french Canadian I don't know the expression pee story tho.
Is it like a sex story? Or literally Billie Joe pissing on someone? Cause I hope it doesn't happen to often...

[Guest]

Just now, Little Boy Named Booze said:

As a white straight french Canadian I don't know the expression pee story tho.
Is it like a sex story? Or literally Billie Joe pissing on someone? Cause I hope it doesn't happen to often...

LOL no, this is non-sexual. It is literally what it says. There are funny stories that Billie has told himself about weird places/situations he has peed LOL. I am assuming such stories must exist for the rest of the band too. So this is a place for people to share those stories that they are aware of. 

[jengd]

There are many and varied stories about Billie peeing and being peed on, they tend to involve alcohol but not always 😀

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, jengd said:

Well there’s peeing a wardrobe... flushing with a hanger, or not 😂

That is one of the ones I have heard of!

[BilIie Joe Armstrong]

Finally a quality thread 

for some reason he would tell these stories during before the lobotomy???

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Beerjeezus said:

Finally a quality thread 

for some reason he would tell these stories during before the lobotomy???

I just love the way he tells stories. ❤️ 

I guess at least he didn't have to worry about the peed-on clothes after the airline lost his luggage? 🤷‍♀️

[Todd]

We don't need a thread about bodily functions of the band members. This is not that kind of forum.