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1 minute ago, Little Boy Named Booze said:

You're wrong again

Wrong don't mean ugly tho

I’m not. In fact I’m always right - revrad is a statistical outlier. I won’t be wrong again until 2026.

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4 minutes ago, Tubbie Head said:

They could literally be telling us we're wrong about TUT being their song and y'all are just taking it the wrong way...

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That’s the way I think it’s intended. 

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Ok if they're drawing attention to TUT again then it must be real.

Unless...

'The Ultimate Test'. It's been right there in our faces the whole time. This is it, the ultimate test. Can network fans literally get spoonfed a great song and without suspecting that it must be fake? I think we've failed

Unless...

They've used the song is a clip full of 'You're Wrong's because we're wrong, and it is fake. But we also think it's fake so if we're wrong about that..?

Unless...

It's a Schrödinger song. It is both real and fake simultaneously. If we had never listened to the song we would have never suspected it to be fake

WE HAVE BROUGHT THIS DARK FATE UPON OURSELVES AND WE WILL SUFFER FOR IT

 

christ I need some sleep

 

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2 minutes ago, PluckyJokerhead said:

You know what I don't like how certain everybody saying it's fake is. Too hostile. I've been on the side of maybe but I like to support peace and happiness so I'm saying it's real and not budging from that stance until Billie comes to my house and personally informs me that it is in fact fake

That’s the spirit 😃

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What if Green Day enjoyed the Panicland's MOOTIK so much that they hired them to do a rendition of what they thought a Network song would be like (so basically hired them to write and compose the song) and then had them or someone leak it to YouTube last month? That explains why they knew the Network would be coming back this year and maybe the song will actually be on their album, recorded by them (and maybe slightly changed) but the credits to the song creation will still be given to Panicland.

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It's annoying reading the abbreviation for The Ultimate Test, it sounds like Joey when Phoebe's teaching him French. 

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I actually agree that Ivankkka does not sound like Billie. But that's because he's doing like a weird German Ramones impression.

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Just now, Clockwise said:

I actually agree that Ivankkka does not sound like Billie. But that's because he's doing like a weird German Ramones impression.

In fact it’s because it’s someone else singing, but Billie pretends it’s his song to confuse you.

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Look, if this is the second time the fake is more exciting than the real, it’s probably about the time they called it a day.

Here. I said it.

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This is a bamboozling thread.

Just now, Beerjeezus said:

Look, if this is the second time the fake is more exciting than the real, it’s probably about the time they called it a day.

Here. I said it.

Ivankkka is a nazi is way better than TUT

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1 minute ago, Little Boy Named Booze said:

This is a bamboozling thread.

Ivankkka is a nazi is way better than TUT

And yet... look what we’re talking about.

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5 minutes ago, CannibalRat said:

Guys, they're trying to get us talking about the real Network not The Ultimate Test. 

Bill said it's fake. Billie was honest when he said he doesn't know who made it. Warner took the videos down manually because they were harming the promotion of the actual Network material. And finally we have the Instagram video where they say "You're wrong" straight to our faces for thinking it's real. Like I said, there are pictures of two different videos in the first frame. One on the right was some guy talking about the Network releasing a mixtape and on the left was an upload of The Ultimate Test. Both are wrong. Network isn't releasing a mixtape and The Ultimate Test isn't by them.

These are very good points 😂

But if they think this is gonna stop us from talking about The Ultimate Test, THEY'RE WRONG!

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I like The Prophecy and Ivankkka a LOT more than The Ultimate Test. It's a good song, just not on the same level.

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3 minutes ago, CannibalRat said:

Guys, they're trying to get us talking about the real Network not The Ultimate Test. 

Bill said it's fake. Billie was honest when he said he doesn't know who made it. Warner took the videos down manually because they were harming the promotion of the actual Network material. And finally we have the Instagram video where they say "You're wrong" straight to our faces for thinking it's real. Like I said, there are pictures of two different videos in the first frame. One on the right was some guy talking about the Network releasing a mixtape and on the left was an upload of The Ultimate Test. Both are wrong. Network isn't releasing a mixtape and The Ultimate Test isn't by them.

I don’t recognize which frame you’re saying is from The Ultimate Test video. I’m not seeing it, I just hear the song in the background under what they’re speculating about (the singles, the mix tape, and whether it is Green Day). Where do they specifically mention TUT other than adding it as background audio? So it’s not a single. Where do they say it is not even a Network song?

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1 hour ago, Little Boy Named Booze said:

This song is stuck in my head it's insane. 
I just want to blast this song at maximum volume in my stereo

IVANKA IS A NAZI
SHE'S IN THE KKK

And I want to know who's the Finky girl

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Her black heart beats crimson and clover
She gives Fink chills and fever blisters
She's serving spells and voodoo shakes

Well she just wants to get Fink high
Stick a needle in Fink's  eye
Reeks like hell, lost in temptation
Rubbing on Fink's inner demons

Don't want a suicide, Fink don't want this to end
Fink just wants to be your friend

Cuddle up with FInk real tight
Talk to  Van Gogh by candlelight
Do you want to play a game of Twister?
Like a dirty old man named Reto Peter? 

Don't want a suicide, I don't want this to end
I just wanna **** Dugan!

Well FInk don't want to make you cry
Cross Snoo's heart and hope to die
Drawing blood and lonely stars
Drinking Booze for cheap keytars 

Don't want a suicide, Z don't want this to end
Fink just wants to be your friend

Oh, your friend!!!!

 

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