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Phallic mushrooms? 

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Hehe, dick and balls. The mushroom shed it's foreskin.

These guys can grow up to six inches. Maybe calling Billie's dick a mushroom is a compliment.

 

Lmfao, seems to me like God has a good sense of humor.

 

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Just now, BillieMyLove said:

Yes, I know what you mean, and I know some people who do it. One of them was my physics prof, and last year he nearly died after he mistook a poisonous mushroom for an edible one, and he is an expert who has done this for many years. I think I will just appreciate the cuteness of mushrooms from a safe distance LOL.

Oh wow, I wonder what it was. Where I live there's most likely more people who eat wild mushrooms than those who don't, with relatively few accidents, but I suppose the fact that most ppl go for a few fairly foolproof species plays a role. Mushrooms are pretty freaky. There's a shroom that was considered edible until recently when someone discovered that it's been killing people.

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5 minutes ago, Beerjeezus said:

Oh wow, I wonder what it was. Where I live there's most likely more people who eat wild mushrooms than those who don't, with relatively few accidents, but I suppose the fact that most ppl go for a few fairly foolproof species plays a role. Mushrooms are pretty freaky. There's a shroom that was considered edible until recently when someone discovered that it's been killing people.

Yeah, it is probably different in Europe than in the U.S. You have to be really careful here. There are lots of impostors.

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Just now, Yosuke Hanamura said:

Ah, seems like I peeked in during horny time.

 

Horny time? 

We're talking about mushrooms, but if mushrooms turn you on...

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1 minute ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

Horny time? 

We're talking about mushrooms, but if mushrooms turn you on...

Mushrooms and dicks.

Also why would I be turned on by that

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55 minutes ago, Yosuke Hanamura said:

Ah, seems like I peeked in during horny time.

 

As opposed to....? 😂😂

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3 minutes ago, jengd said:

As opposed to....? 😂😂

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3 minutes ago, The Grohl said:

I wasn't even responsible this time. Aren't you proud? :D

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2 hours ago, The Grohl said:

I wasn't even responsible this time. Aren't you proud? :D

 

I'm definitely proud of you LOL. Can't blame me either this time. Mostly I have been talking about my philosophy on reality shows and the dangers of eating wild mushrooms LOL. 

To get back on subject though, look what else I found LOL.

https://men.wikifeet.com/Mike_Dirnt#&gid=1&pid=5281857

Alas, I could not find any results for Tre, which is quite sad.

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17 minutes ago, BillieMyLove said:

I'm definitely proud of you LOL. Can't blame me either this time. Mostly I have been talking about my philosophy on reality shows and the dangers of eating wild mushrooms LOL. 

To get back on subject though, look what else I found LOL.

https://men.wikifeet.com/Mike_Dirnt#&gid=1&pid=5281857

Alas, I could not find any results for Tre, which is quite sad.

:lol: Don't worry. I'm pretty sure I'll be a bad influence pretty soon. All it takes is a picture or mention of Kevin and then it's off to the races.

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26 minutes ago, The Grohl said:

:lol: Don't worry. I'm pretty sure I'll be a bad influence pretty soon. All it takes is a picture or mention of Kevin and then it's off to the races.

You just made me try to find Kevin on the damn feet site but he isn't on it. I don't even know why I am doing this; I am not even into this LOL. But after I found Billie I just fell down a rabbit hole.

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4 minutes ago, The Grohl said:

:lol: Don't worry. I'm pretty sure I'll be a bad influence pretty soon. All it takes is a picture or mention of Kevin and then it's off to the races.

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14 minutes ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

 

 

I have never been so envious of a freaking guitar.

I need a cold shower

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7 minutes ago, The Grohl said:

I have never been so envious of a freaking guitar.

I need a cold shower

I feel ya 🤤

 

23 minutes ago, BillieMyLove said:

Is Kevin trying to play the guitar with his teeth? 🤣

Looks like it, but idk for sure.

I do know that it's hot and I like it a lot.

I wouldn't mind if Kevin wanted to do that again so we can get a definite answer.

I need a cold shower, too.

 

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Hermione: *mentions dick* 

Everyone else: D I C K (and mushrooms, but more as an excuse to talk about dick)

 

My goodness, this thread has @MarriedtoMikeDirnt making songs about dick. That was fucking hilarious btw.

 

Y'all were not joshin' when you said that it gets wild 'round these parts. 

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13 minutes ago, Hungry Hungry Supermodels said:

Y'all were not joshin' when you said that it gets wild 'round these parts. 

We warned ya.

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37 minutes ago, Hungry Hungry Supermodels said:

Hermione: *mentions dick* 

Everyone else: D I C K (and mushrooms, but more as an excuse to talk about dick)

 

My goodness, this thread has @MarriedtoMikeDirnt making songs about dick. That was fucking hilarious btw.

 

Y'all were not joshin' when you said that it gets wild 'round these parts. 

Welcome to our weird, crazy, thirsty corner of the interwebz! 😂🤪😬

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hungry Hungry Supermodels said:

Hermione: *mentions dick* 

Everyone else: D I C K (and mushrooms, but more as an excuse to talk about dick)

 

My goodness, this thread has @MarriedtoMikeDirnt making songs about dick. That was fucking hilarious btw.

 

Y'all were not joshin' when you said that it gets wild 'round these parts. 

Hehe, you said dick.

Honestly, I'm surprised we got as far as we did. (I'm surprised we got away with mentioning Billie's dick at all). I think that's as far as we can go with the dick convo, so you've seen the craziest this thread has to offer. Everything else is gonna seem pretty tame from here.

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Even when I say that Mike is the sexiest motherfucker on the face of the Earth and he can [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] in my [REDACTED] and I'd [REDACTED] him.

(I'd be more surprised if that doesn't get me a warning).

 

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13 hours ago, Hermione said:

Hey it's Billie who like to show his dick and Tre who compared it to a mushroom 🤷‍♀️. I'm not taking the blame :P 

Technically we can't blame you anyway because @Montclare first mentioned dick LOL. 

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