The Green Day Fangirls' Confessions Thread

[Yosuke Hanamura]

13 minutes ago, BillieMyLove said:

Exactly. There is a definite creepiness. The mustache combined with the outfit and the greasiness makes him look like he should be tying a woman to the railroad tracks in a silent film. 

We already have a silent era Billie, his Chaplin cosplay! (Which is fucking fabulous.)

[The Grohl]

21 minutes ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

Billie with a mustache whole ass looks like the guy in the beginning of Willy Wonka.

 

 

No.

If I saw that Billie on the street, I'd hide my nonexistent children. He simultaneously looks very kind and terrifying.

I'm not gonna lie, if I saw Billie on the street with that stache and he was trying to hit me up, I'd say "Sure, babe. Let's go back to my place." Then I hit him with the shaving cream and razor before any shenanigans. 

[MarriedtoMikeDirnt]

Just now, The Grohl said:

I'm not gonna lie, if I saw Billie on the street with that stache and he was trying to hit me up, I'd say "Sure, babe. Let's go back to my place." Then I hit him with thee shaving cream and razor before any shenanigans. 

Lmfao.

Priorities.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Yosuke Hanamura said:

We already have a silent era Billie, his Chaplin cosplay! (Which is fucking fabulous.)

I mean, it is better than that first mustache pic....

4 minutes ago, The Grohl said:

I'm not gonna lie, if I saw Billie on the street with that stache and he was trying to hit me up, I'd say "Sure, babe. Let's go back to my place." Then I hit him with thee shaving cream and razor before any shenanigans. 

LOL yes, that would be my reaction too. Oh, and make sure he showers first too! 🤣

[The Grohl]

I swear to fucking god, my brain keeps reading Razor in my previous post as Reznor. I've fucking cursed myself! 

(and when I typed it my fingers instantly typed it as raznor)

[Yosuke Hanamura]

18 minutes ago, The Grohl said:

I swear to fucking god, my brain keeps reading Razor in my previous post as Reznor. I've fucking cursed myself! 

(and when I typed it my fingers instantly typed it as raznor)

How trentcherous of your brain.

[MarriedtoMikeDirnt]

Since @Hermione decided to throw out crusty, greasy, makes me uneasy Billie (if we all just forget about him, it's like he never existed), I think I'll throw out Uncle Mike.

 

Warning: This is the most disturbing thing you'll ever see in your life.

Spoiler

Just stare at him. Do it; it gets worse the longer you stare at it.

Uncle Mike's coming around in his white van. Don't worry, he only wants a hug.

Looks like the weird creepy guy that has good intentions, but no one wants to trust. If I saw this guy sitting on a park bench, offering my kid a lollipop, I'd call the police.

 

First time I saw Uncle Mike, I was like 9 to 11 (don't remember how old I was, but I remember the feeling). Imagine the horror of a little girl when she saw the reincarnation of Robert Berchtold Uncle Mike.

 

[Yosuke Hanamura]

20 minutes ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

 

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Just stare at him. Do it; it gets worse the longer you stare at it.

Uncle Mike's coming around in his white van. Don't worry, he only wants a hug.

Looks like the weird creepy guy that has good intentions, but no one wants to trust. If I saw this guy sitting on a park bench, offering my kid a lollipop, I'd call the police.

 

First time I saw Uncle Mike, I was like 9 to 11 (don't remember how old I was, but I remember the feeling). Imagine the horror of a little girl when she saw the reincarnation of Robert Berchtold Uncle Mike.

 

[MarriedtoMikeDirnt]

7 minutes ago, Yosuke Hanamura said:

It's true horror.

Welcome to my world.

[The Grohl]

57 minutes ago, Yosuke Hanamura said:

How trentcherous of your brain.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

Since @Hermione decided to throw out crusty, greasy, makes me uneasy Billie (if we all just forget about him, it's like he never existed), I think I'll throw out Uncle Mike.

 

Warning: This is the most disturbing thing you'll ever see in your life.

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Just stare at him. Do it; it gets worse the longer you stare at it.

Uncle Mike's coming around in his white van. Don't worry, he only wants a hug.

Looks like the weird creepy guy that has good intentions, but no one wants to trust. If I saw this guy sitting on a park bench, offering my kid a lollipop, I'd call the police.

 

First time I saw Uncle Mike, I was like 9 to 11 (don't remember how old I was, but I remember the feeling). Imagine the horror of a little girl when she saw the reincarnation of Robert Berchtold Uncle Mike.

 

That doesn't even look like him. Why is his head shaved?

 

[MarriedtoMikeDirnt]

11 minutes ago, BillieMyLove said:

That doesn't even look like him. Why is his head shaved?

 

If I remember correctly, that was when Brittany was doing chemo and lost her hair. 

He shaved his head for her.

 

And he wanted to mess with us. (I shit you not, he milked every moment of it).

[Guest]

Just now, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

If I remember correctly, that was when Brittany was doing chemo and lost her hair. 

He shaved his head for her.

 

And he wanted to mess with us. (I shit you not, he milked every moment of it).

I like this now actually! It may not be his best look, but it is very sweet that he shaved his head in solidarity with his wife. ❤️ 

[Hermione]

17 minutes ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

If I remember correctly, that was when Brittany was doing chemo and lost her hair. 

He shaved his head for her.

 

And he wanted to mess with us. (I shit you not, he milked every moment of it).

Nah I think this is much newer than that and it's just a phone app making him look bald. 

Edit: Yeah it's from last year (he also posted a bunch of other photos of himself that were altered with an app over a few days)

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwsu0Vmn-E6/

[MarriedtoMikeDirnt]

29 minutes ago, Hermione said:

Nah I think this is much newer than that and it's just a phone app making him look bald. 

It's a pretty old pic. He actually did shave his head. In insta posts after that, you could see the new growth. And I think he talked about in an interview once (I'll try to find it, but no promises).

And Mike is always messing with us. He's a boomer when it comes to technology, but he's mastered the art of internet trolling.

 

 

[Little Boy Named Booze]

14 minutes ago, Hermione said:

Nah I think this is much newer than that and it's just a phone app making him look bald. 

Edit: Yeah it's from last year (he also posted a bunch of other photos of himself that were altered with an app over a few days)

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwsu0Vmn-E6/

He did shave his head for real but the pic from Uncle Mike is a filter.

[jengd]

Just now, Little Boy Named Booze said:

He did shave his head for real

You beat me to it, and yes he is awesome, and he looked it too!

[The Grohl]

4 minutes ago, Little Boy Named Booze said:

He did shave his head for real but the pic from Uncle Mike is a filter.

Awww he looks nice!

 

[The_real_st_jimmy]

17 hours ago, The Grohl said:

I gifed this for the currrrrrrrls

Omg he is so adorable in those 🥰🥰 I can't😍😍😍

[Guest]

43 minutes ago, Hermione said:

Nah I think this is much newer than that and it's just a phone app making him look bald. 

Edit: Yeah it's from last year (he also posted a bunch of other photos of himself that were altered with an app over a few days)

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwsu0Vmn-E6/

That makes sense. I knew that photo didn't really look like him. It looked altered.

29 minutes ago, Little Boy Named Booze said:

He did shave his head for real but the pic from Uncle Mike is a filter.

This is sweet. ❤️ 

[The Grohl]

It's hard being a fangirl and a devoted fan. Those two sides of your brain are in conflict. Take watching an interview. The fan side really wants to focus on what's being said. You want whatever insight the band is going to deliver.

The fangirl side wants to focus on how hot the band looks and making you miss what was being said. This has been happening to me so much. I was watching something last night and I had to rewind it because I stopped listening. I was too busy focusing on how they looked 😂

[jengd]

33 minutes ago, The Grohl said:

It's hard being a fangirl and a devoted fan. Those two sides of your brain are in conflict. Take watching an interview. The fan side really wants to focus on what's being said. You want whatever insight the band is going to deliver.

The fangirl side wants to focus on how hot the band looks and making you miss what was being said. This has been happening to me so much. I was watching something last night and I had to rewind it because I stopped listening. I was too busy focusing on how they looked 😂

The only possible solution for us is watching 100s of times... and trying to concentrate 

[Beerjeezus]

There’s someone Billie talks to on the phone with this smile 

/wholesome content

[The Grohl]

5 minutes ago, jengd said:

The only possible solution for us is watching 100s of times... and trying to concentrate 

Watching that Billie interview with James Corden was so difficult. I don't remember what he was saying. I saw the curls and was done! Being I'm a sopa opera was in there somewhere.

Just now, Beerjeezus said:

There’s someone Billie talks to on the phone with this smile 

 

/wholesome content

It's gotta be Kevin 😏

[MarriedtoMikeDirnt]

24 minutes ago, The Grohl said:

It's hard being a fangirl and a devoted fan. Those two sides of your brain are in conflict. Take watching an interview. The fan side really wants to focus on what's being said. You want whatever insight the band is going to deliver.

The fangirl side wants to focus on how hot the band looks and making you miss what was being said. This has been happening to me so much. I was watching something last night and I had to rewind it because I stopped listening. I was too busy focusing on how they looked 😂

I always watch Green Day interviews on 1.75 because Billie talks way too slow. All I see is super fast movement.

There are times when I watch interviews at a normal speed. That's when I get distracted and start paying attention to little details. One time I counted the amount of times Billie blinked.