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Oh no, big difference. One screams hobo, the other screams sex on legs.

holy fuck... i'm dead and fuck instagram and their effed up notifications (thanks @pacejunkie punk)

I have no problem being a nuisance. Putting things too high for him to reach, messing up his hair randomly, stealing his sunglasses and putting them different places, and of course applying eyeliner in the middle of the night.

Here, I dug the original file off Instagram if anyone wants a full size picture. It's 1,242 x 907.

Fangirls whenever Billie posts a new photo

a cropped version It's almost approaching lion mane phase of floof

I just ... I'm dead.... that's it ... he is responsible for my death. The blonde, the length, the shades, oh man... this is the greatest thing I've ever seen ... ☠️☠️☠️ And because there's no tour or promotion right now it's so unfair that this is all we get. I want more!

NEW PHOTO ALERT! NEW PHOTO ALTERT!

Kevin calls Billie like "Billie, I keep having the weirdest dream of us in a pantry. I'm helping you get something off the top shelf and then things get....weird. Also I keep waking up with eyeliner on. Are you fucking with me?"

Okay, this is my outline of the concept of the album. 1. Van Gough stand atop a mountain, looking down at a world gone mad. His army of monkey-freaks marches behind him, ready to destroy humanity. He makes his prophesy and decides to call off his war on humanity. They’re going to kill each other anyway. 2. drinking whiskey by the river and doing yeyo, Fink sees nuclear bombs falling from the sky and ponders on what is real, and what is fiction. 3. Van Gough send the flying monkeys away and jumps in his trans am, driving directly into the nuclear explosions. 4. Elsewhere, The Snoo is hanging by a rope and thinking about how stupid of a hobby this is. 5. Fink has escaped the nuclear blast but is getting into the Ohio bar scene. He’s doing insane amounts of drugs, going on a bender with illegal tender. 6. Fink is so high and drunk that he mistakenly ends up in a Nazi bar. There’s a whole musical number of him running around, trying to escape a robot Ivanka who is shooting laser from her fembot parts 7. In digital black, Van Gough believes he has died. He and the Trans Am are in complete darkness and he tries to devise a way out. A way…. back from grave! 8. Snoo was just about to die of strangulation with the wormhole opened and swallowed him. He giggles a bit and looks around. He’s in a Nazi bar. Oh GEEZ. He plays the FLAT EARTH song, which the idiots love and he high tails it out of there. 9. The Snoo and Fink meet up, running away from Nazis. They do a Fear and Loathing across the country and get really, really bent. They also eat 7 pizzas a piece and feel very ugh. 10. They tweet about things they think are funny while toasted. 11. The Snoo catches Covid, and it’ no laughing matter. He opens the mouth hole of his mask a bit, and revisits the Nazi bar. Best to spread the love. 12. The Snoo returns home to find Z and Captain Underpants crashing at his pad. The Snoo is terribly upset with them, but keeping up appearances, says nothing about them being gross in his flat. He is rather concerned with their nuclear mutated cat, but again says nothing. 13. Van Gough’s voice can be heard rattling through the stratosphere. He’s singing in his car, and he accidently butt dialed Earth. So embarrassing. 14. Van Gough has started coming upon things in the darkness, but they are scary, horrific things. He has nightmares about his facial scars. As he drives across scorched Earth, he encounters 2 billion feet tall Tarantulas. He is traversing dimensions. 15. The bands all back together at Snoo’s place, and they are rocking. They bang out a new song about Cancer being the New Black. 16. The Snoo tries out something a bit safer than hanging yourself. Stranger Danger is no danger at all. It is strange however that he tries this while all his housemates are present. 17. For some reason, the wormhole that activated when he was choking activates again, and just in time to save Z from STRANGER DANGER! From now on, any act like that will send Snoo into another location, or worse! He is beamed inside Elon’s spaceship, where Elon first asks Snoo to put his pants back on. Then explains that Van Gough has survived the explosion but is lost in Netherworld between dimensions. They must rescue him before it’s too late! But the Snoo leaves the radio on, leaving Elon and himself to drift in space. 18. Fink has witnessed his two best friends vanish before his eyes. He does a whole, whole bunch of drugs. 900 different ones. 19. With the Snoo gone, Fink, Z and Captain Underpants throw THE ULTIMATE PARTY, nearly flattening Snoo’s Flat. 20. Van Gough comes across a group of mutants like live under the Earth. They are his people, but he must keep going. 21. Van Gough has driven the Trans Am through a wormhole and is now in 1983. He uses his limited psychic ability, reaching Captain Underpants. He tells him to use his flying keytar and fly to the year 2000. What Van Gough has left in the Time Capsule will be at the perfect age in that year. If Captain can just get there in time! Captain launches himself upward. *blast off noises* 22. Fink and Z stand in the ruins of Snoo’s flat, watching spike TV. They watch so many bad things on the tele, that Z finally turns it off. Everyone is dying. Those not taken by the illness have been bombed into hell. And things are getting worse. Elon and Snoo come crashing down in the hills, and Fink and Z go to see if there are any survivors. 23. In creating the contents of the Time Capsule, Van Gough has disfigured himself even more and lost his memory. He’s got the Trans Am flying through Outer Space and functioning, but he doesn’t know how are why. He remembers Earth but has no idea how to get there. He sees a Yellow shooting star with a keytar and wonders what that’s about. WHO AM IIIIIIIIII? He screams, but then in the distance…. he sees the familiar blue planet coming closer! He just may have some hope after all! 24. Captain underpants comes back with a time capsule, but he’s fighting hard not to lose his memories. Fink gives him a little something something from his personal pharmacy and he’s good to go. Along with Z, they rescue Elon, Snoo and Svengali is also there for no reason at all. He has COVID-19 and is being a jerk and sneezing on everyone. Captain Underpants opens the capsule and along with a ton of 1980s memorabilia…. the cure for COVID-19 pops out and The Earth is saved! Everyone is cured! Everyone loves each other and the world is darn near perfect. As Van Gough land on top of The Snoo’s house and the mutant cat runs out, Fink approaches him before the others can get there. He doesn’t want Van Gough getting praised for his selfless act, so he tells Van Gough that he made a deal with the devil, and that it’s his fault the world was messed up before. Fink explains that it was his debauchery that saved mankind, and that Van Gough should bow down before him and worship them! Lightning strikes Fink just a little bit on the head, and he lightens up a little. “Well, maybe you helped me save the Earth. Just a little, ya know?” The Network, along with Donald Trump, Elon and Svengali….pile up in the Trans Am and blast off into Outer Space to record MONEY MONEY 2020 Part III: How the West was Wrong. *any and all spelling or grammar errors are on purpose. Thank you.

Here lies The Grohl. Lover of Kevin and Trent, hater of Last of The American Girls. The Grohl met their demise after random encounter with a floofy haired Billie. After a recent near death experience from an unexpected shirtless Kevin encounter, their heart couldn't take it and exploded as soon as they saw the floof of Billie Joe Armstrong. A moment of silence for The Grohl.

My mind just goes straight here.

The messiness is the point. I love it.

New Billie pic tonight. I'm dead, Pacejunkie is dead, montclare is dead.

He looks so good! The hair is crazy but still somewhat under control, those shades (fans self), oh and pouty lips... WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO KILL ME! ok off to the fan girls thread..

We need one... @Hermione how do we get a "holy fuck" reaction on the forum?

I would have given you a reaction, but there isn't one for HOLY FUCK. Edit: And I just saw you had literally the same reaction in the Instagram page.

They always sag - he even got in trouble for it

I WAS THERE! So was @pacejunkie punk!

My initial reaction to FOAM was loving it, but within a week the songs had begun to lose their luster. The MM2020 Pt. 2 songs have actually continued to grow on me and I'm finding cool details that keep me coming back, also with some realize unique sounds overall.

I'm still alive (unintentional Still Breathing reference). And team selfie, not professionally made up, but finger in an electrical socket.

“what happened last night? “

Omg it's the possessed Billie convo all over again

We'll be having ghostly fights while Billie is like "Adie, we have to move! I keep waking up with eyeliner on and it's freaking me out!"

I can't believe. Billie killed us all. This thread is just a graveyard lol. I didn't realize when he revived me he would just kill me later! And I thought Kevin was bad! The floof! Ah I love the hair! And those lips! Even with the facial hair he looks so freaking good! Does this mean we get to haunt Billie since he caused our demise? 👻

Nice review here https://www.rep-am.com/life-arts/music/2020/12/09/boomers-guide-green-day-singer-has-fun-on-no-fun-mondays/

and it’s worth noting that it’s a professional photoshoot, so there might be more to come

Well good god, this is the first thing I saw this morning 😍😍😍 add me to the death list, he’s perfect, I love the hair, the glasses, the right amount of stubble and his lips 🤤 I don’t know why it didn’t post, but I said yesterday I was glad the @The Grohl had revived and that I always knew Billie had magical powers but didn’t think he’d use them to kill us! This man....🔥🔥🔥🔥

Yeah I think Fink sings all of Cancer verses and chorus except the title. I estimate that about 90% of the music and singing on Disease is Punishment was played from tape. Actually the only parts I'm sure were actually being sung live are the verses from Spike, the "I need a fix" and "man I got it rough.." parts were also from tape. You can even see Fink miss lip-syncing the last "I'm a teenage rebel" before the final verse.

OH! MY! GOD! HOLY FUCK! He is just MAJESTIC!! I don't like the facial hair, but the rest of him is just 😵😵😵 Add me to club dead!

I don't usually like Still Breathing sung live like ever it always sounds off to me but this performance might be the best one I've seen

Those fluffy waves look so soft

Aw fuck! First Kevin and now Billie?! I'm not really feeling the goatee look but the hair! The sunglasses! He's just so - Remember me, for my hatred of Last of the American Girls

🎉🥇🔥⚰ add me to list of deceased.

If only he would wear them pulled up more often... then we'd be able to see what little nice booty he has.

@The Grohl I really wanna know what Fink's tshirt says...

Have another Fink gif for Fink Friday

The way Bil-Fink says amyl nitrate is almost as good as the way he says La Jolla in Spike.

He's saying "ay-mole nahtrait" (but then sometimes he says "nigh-trate"). I've never heard of nahtrait. Maybe it's nitrite's cousin. Maybe he's saying nitrite, but his accent makes it sound like nitrate. (Someone say "ay-mole nahtrait" out loud and tell me that it doesn't sound more Australian than Cockney).

And when Billie came out to do another take "Now don't fuck this one up!" 😄

Never would have believed it would be the last time we’d see them in 2020. I thought it was just the beginning 🥺

You're doing a good job, honestly I'm still in the 'damn this is catchy' mode, I haven't moved onto lyrics yet!

Not sure how to copy. But I'll type them out! First one, Theory of Reality When the nuclear bomb landed in Ohio The era of mania was born The world, once absurd, is now pandemonium In the hight take anxiety stones What is the theory of reality? Where what you see does not exist? What is the theory of reality? Where what you see does not exist? We look dead ahead and we're lost in quarantine And the chaos of paradise burns Well angry mama is in the china shop And the lull of the land is dirt What is the theory of reality? Where what you see does not exist? What is the theory of reality? Where what you see does not exist? Ha, @Herroon just beat me! I have nothing else to do though so I'll give the rest a go!

I’ll come round and exorcise him 😈

I'm intrigued As I study this pic I'm on the side of it being professional. His hair does appear to be styled, and I'm not sure that Billie is capable of taking a decent selfie. Also the background and lighting do look pro.

Ah, that clears it up a little. So I'm assuming what I'm hearing on HotG and Tarantula are in fact Fink's backing vocals? For example in HotG after "do you feel" then there's the high "go-od (?)" and in Tarantula after "do you hear them" or "could you see them" etc.

Okay, so it seems like Fink is doing some backing vocals on Tarantula that are almost the exact same as the ones in Hammer of the Gods. I've always loved that ethereal sound. My only question is, is that really Fink? Is it even vocals or just an effect? In Disease Is Punishment, it appears that Fink is not singing when during those parts, but you still hear the sound. Does anybody even know what I'm talking about? Also, after listening to Cancer Is The New Black more, it sounds like Fink is singing the whole thing (except for "cancer is the new black"). Throwing the joke aside now, if that's the case then Billie is getting really god at altering his voice more.

It's so true 🤣😂

Lyrics ASAP

Fink can be more of a dick than Billie when it comes to IG lol