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OK, I'm gonna take a trip to /r/eyebleach.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/i-made-a-linguistics-professor-listen-to-a-blink-182-song-and-analyze-the-accent Billie's accent mentioned. It's a really good article. Linguistics and pop-punk are my two faves.

I've read it partially at least three times, but can never finish it completely. I have watched someone on YouTube do a reading of it and a drinking game with it, though. I really want to read it again. U mist sum ov da best, imo: And so many more

I fell in love with this pic the first time I saw it. The funny thing is, if Tara Gilesbie weren't such a horrible writer, I might have been great friends with her. She has obviously read LotR ("Tom Satan Bombadil") and HP, and likes MCR and GD. But...the fic. I just can't. I nearly shit myself laughing. --- "He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was......................Tom Bombodil!1111" "And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." "And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11" "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” It was…………………………………………………….Dumblydore!" “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” "Then the gram rumper ran in and fucked me in the bromhole!" "Oh my fuking satan!1” I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge." "Yah Satan told me abot you.” Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious, Vampire’s dad and………………Snap! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. “Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys.” he said. “Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up. “ORLY.” I ESKED." "It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111" "Then……….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive." "What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!"

My Random Green Day Thought that came up while reading your post: The Triology is already three years old? omg time runs.