I've had a couple of those but this one was by far the weirdest
We were at a Green Day concert, front row, they played a couple of songs and then the staff put two cages with some sort of white leopards in them on stage. and then we had to wait forever while everyone was walking around on stage.. so Tré started playing a song on the piano to entertain us and I noticed his nail polish was golden, like mine.. so later he was walking around on stage and I was like "Tré!" and showed him my nails.. and he went "Oh, you have the same nails! Growing up, huh.. well I haven't put a dildo in a monument in a while so" (IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE WEIRDEST PART, JUST CONTINUE READING) And then Tré started handing out ice cream because it was really hot and we were all so bored because it was taking forever.. and then Billie said they're gonna free the cats and we're all gonna die.. so they turned off all the lights and lit a few candles and Billie said we all had to pray together and he was talking like a priest..
and then I woke up because it was the most boring Green Day concert ever and I couldn't take it anymore
well I think it was because I was worried about their first shows after the break hahaha oh yeah it was the day before Billie's birthday..