This is from tumblr (sorry if it was already posted but I haven't seen it)
Interviewer: Hopefully, it will be as blue as your eyes.
Billie Joe: Actually, they’re green.
what an idiot she's in front of him, face to face, and can't even tell the difference
I had a dream I was at a Green Day concert. Billie went missing 10 minutes before the show, so Jason replaced him. Then during the last song, he reappeared as the Reverend Strychnine Twitch. And everyone had a huge party.
I was shopping today and the store had Sirius XM on. They were going through celebrity news, and just after I muttered something like "I don't understand why people are so obsessed with this shit; it's not real news," they go "Oh, and congrats to Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong for completing rehab; he and the boys are preparing to get back on tour soon" and I squealed and giggled like a pathetic fan girl in front of everyone.
I've posted this everywhere but it still makes me laugh.
2 of my friends have never heard Good Riddance properly, and one of them thought it was "There's something on the ding boom boom, and then the rabbit dies". The other one thought it was "There's something unpredictable, the Indian was right".
My Adobe Photoshop CS6 Extended trial just ran out so I can't make any more gifs! This is the last one. Hopefully the version I'm torrenting right now will work so I can have it for free. I don't have the money to buy it, who does? Why does it have to be so fucking expensive?!