I was shopping today and the store had Sirius XM on. They were going through celebrity news, and just after I muttered something like "I don't understand why people are so obsessed with this shit; it's not real news," they go "Oh, and congrats to Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong for completing rehab; he and the boys are preparing to get back on tour soon" and I squealed and giggled like a pathetic fan girl in front of everyone.