That is pure brilliance, Flo! I think I'm in love with you now! You read my exact thoughts. I've thought the same thing. It would be amazing to find Billie under the Christmas tree. I love the frantic grasping of Billie by the stick figure. That would totally happen. I'm sure most of us here would be all over him in seconds.
My mom has even joked before that "No, I didn't stuff Billie Joe in a box for you for Christmas, sorry."