I misheard the beginning of "Jaded" as "somebody take my pants, I think they're falling off" instead of "Somebody keep my balance
I think I'm falling off". Actually in regard to the "saggy pants incident" somewhat funny.
In the chorus of Jaded, this is all I hear.
"There is no forward, Joey's shovel gets underwear. There is no crabgrass, evolution killed an O, I found my place in nowhere."
fuck, I wish I was on that plane. I would have yanked my trousers down and shuffled to the front of the plane yelling "If Billie gets kicked off then we all do!!" with everyone else shortly following suit. Billie would be so delighted with my triumphant protest and he would then announce our eternal BFF friendship......