The Network Takeover! Kerrang Interview

[purplebenny]

https://www.kerrang.com/features/the-network-takeover-weve-always-been-the-best-at-everything-we-do-even-though-were-not-very-good-at-anything/

[The Grohl]

WOW The Network is out for blood! Taking over the publication that Green Day is constantly featured on.

[purplebenny]

Kerrang confirm 25 songs on record

 

https://www.kerrang.com/features/the-network-takeover-weve-always-been-the-best-at-everything-we-do-even-though-were-not-very-good-at-anything/

[Squashie]

1 minute ago, The Grohl said:

WOW The Network is our for blood! Taking over the publication that Green Day is constantly featured on.

It only seems fair.

First Warner signing them

and now Kerrang!😂

[The Grohl]

Now I'm really bummed Kerrang isn't printing magazines right now!! Oh to have a magazine with The Network on the cover!

Are they still doing the PDF version that lets you print at home?

1 minute ago, Squashie said:

It only seems fair.

First Warner signing them

and now Kerrang!😂

Can't believe it. Green Day are Rock and Roll Hall of Famers! And this is how they get treated from their own record label AND the magazine that finds them so precious? For shame!

[Squashie]

 

[Beerjeezus]

The cover is fab!

[Squashie]

This quote, I'm on the floor! 😂😂😂

Mongo Fink: “I became a jockey for dingo racing in 2012. The winters in Australia are lovely and mild. I was bitten by my dingo and suffered from rabies for the next three years. I tried to spread the rabies by biting Piers Morgan on his rear end, and he beat me senselessly. I spent another six months in hospital where I wrote 117 songs while in a coma. It was worth giving Piers Morgan rabies.”

[purplebenny]

25 songs!

What the F were they doing with FoAM

[jillieboedos]

wOAH SICK ILLUSTRATIONS I LOVE THEM 😍 would look perfect as posters

[trambopoline]

10 minutes ago, purplebenny said:

Kerrang confirm 25 songs on record

 

https://www.kerrang.com/features/the-network-takeover-weve-always-been-the-best-at-everything-we-do-even-though-were-not-very-good-at-anything/

Dang, that was a fun read

[þjáningu]

10 minutes ago, purplebenny said:

Kerrang confirm 25 songs on record

 

https://www.kerrang.com/features/the-network-takeover-weve-always-been-the-best-at-everything-we-do-even-though-were-not-very-good-at-anything/

 

that is the most mental interview I've ever read in my life 🤣

[The Grohl]

Hey Kerrang is still doing the fan pack! Scroll all the way to the bottom and you get the cover and everything.

[Little Boy Named Booze]

- All we can tell you is that the most disastrous thing will happen on a Tuesday and the most hilarious thing happens on a Sunday! One will involve a cow and the other a robot.”
What?

- We will take over the Pentagon in the year 2039.”
LOL

[Annie, get your gun]

I don't trust Kerrang!'s exclusives anymore but I'll appreciate in advance if someone would share what's in it when is out.

35 minutes ago, Squashie said:

This quote, I'm on the floor! 😂😂😂

Mongo Fink: “I became a jockey for dingo racing in 2012. The winters in Australia are lovely and mild. I was bitten by my dingo and suffered from rabies for the next three years. I tried to spread the rabies by biting Piers Morgan on his rear end, and he beat me senselessly. I spent another six months in hospital where I wrote 117 songs while in a coma. It was worth giving Piers Morgan rabies.”

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂

[TJChrobo]

The Kerrang band member graphics are going to be T shirt designs. I’m calling it now.

Edited December 2, 2020 by TJChrobo

[Hermione]

Insane interview and awesome artwork! I think this deserves its own thread so I've split it

[caroldangers]

26 minutes ago, TJChrobo said:

The Kerrang band member graphics are going to be T shirt designs. I’m calling it now.

Can’t wait to spend the money I don’t have!!!!

[Squashie]

19 minutes ago, Hermione said:

Insane interview and awesome artwork! I think this deserves its own thread so I've split it

I put the tweets in the "GD Random News" thread as well

[pacejunkie punk]

“WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST AT EVERYTHING WE DO, EVEN THOUGH WE’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT ANYTHING”

Best description of Green Day ever 😄

[Hermione]

4 minutes ago, Squashie said:

I put the tweets in the "GD Random News" thread as well

Merged

[pacejunkie punk]

"We told him we designed it to be fun for owners of Jack Russell terriers – also known for being the world’s most irritating K9s."

Is Lenny a Jack Russell? He looks like one I think 

[Montclare]

2 minutes ago, pacejunkie punk said:

"We told him we designed it to be fun for owners of Jack Russell terriers – also known for being the world’s most irritating K9s."

Is Lenny a Jack Russell? He looks like one I think 

He's a Miniature Pinscher (or mostly anyway).

[pacejunkie punk]

Quote

You don’t often get many band feuds in rock anymore. Can you and Green Day not just learn to play nice and get along like everyone else?
Mongo Fink: “Oh it’s the ‘Green Dave questionnaire’ again. We heard Green Day eats shit sandwiches, but it’s impossible because they don’t like bread. That’s what I feel like when I hear their acoustic song Good Rodents. But serious, I kid the boys in Green Dan. Somehow they’ve pulled it off for 30 years. What’s next? A prequel to Kerplunk!? The pre-pubic hair years.”
Van Gough: “No! Everyone else is stupid, that’s why they play nice! There are heroes and there are villains! Green Day eat urinal cakes! They only wish they could write an album as brilliant as Money Money 2020 or Money Money 2020 Part II.”

🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying.  Do you think they wrote these answers themselves or did a publicist do it?

[Beerjeezus]

37 minutes ago, pacejunkie punk said:

🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying.  Do you think they wrote these answers themselves or did a publicist do it?

Some of Mongo's answers sound like Billie's signature rambling.